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Apr 25

THIS WORLD SHOULD JUST END. I AM TIRED OF THE EVIL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mrs Udeme Akpan travelled out on official duties. She was expected to spend 5 days but as fate would have it, the programme only took 3 days. Since she could not reach her husband on phone, she decided to

return home unannounced.

At home, her children told her that their father had a female visitor the moment she left and that the lady has been with them since then. On hearing this,she became so furious and jealous.

Learning the lady was in the

visitor's room, she peepped: lo and behold, the lady was there; even putting on her wrapper. She quietly went to the kitchen and boiled water in her very big kettle. As the water was boiling, her husband drove in.

The husband went straight to the

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Apr 23

God has never promised anyone that they wouldn't have to sacrifice or suffer. It is the human condition. Even if we go back to the story of Adam and Eve, they couldn't have everything, they had to avoid the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden or they would suffer the

consequences. But it looked so good, why was God making them suffer? Well, we know the rest of the story! There will always be something we can't have, or can't do.

There will always be times when we will suffer for our beliefs. We may do everything right, and still get sick, break an arm or a leg, lose a job, a home, a loved one. Is God punishing

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Mar 25

A husband said to his wife: I miss my family, I hope you will prepare lunch tomorrow, so I can invite them, it's been a while.

The wife said with a sigh: God willing, it will be good.

The husband said: OK, I will invite them.

The next morning, the husband

went to work and at one o'clock he came home, and said to his wife: Did you cook lunch? My family will come in an hour.

And the wife said: No, I did not cook, because your family are not strangers, they can eat what is in the house.

The husband said: God forgive you! Why didn't you tell me yesterday that you won't cook and they will soon be arriving, what will I do?😒

The wife said: Call them and apologize to them, after all, they are not strangers.

The husband left the house upset

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Mar 25

Before you make opinion public think very well. You can answer this question. He has intellectual working with him.Remember USA are yet to congratulate BAT. Interesting days ahead.

I have just carefully gone through this Peter Obi’s election petition

and I have come to the conclusion that Peter Obi is the most dangerous man in this here country called Nigeria.

Not only is he challenging the fraud for an election, but he is putting the entire country on trial for allowing a drug baron qualify to run

and thereafter proceeded to rig the election.

Tinubu has for the longest refused to address his drug past and because of that, he refused to attend unscripted interviews. While INEC and the Nigerian courts refused to disqualify him even when it was obvious that he has a

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Mar 24

A Short Life's Lesson From Plateau...

The Governor-Elect of Plateau State, Mr Caleb Mutfwang, was elected as Mangu Local Government Chairman in Plateau on February, 25th, 2014 and sworn in on March 3, 2014, but was removed from office by Governor

Lalong on July 5, 2015, barely two months after he took over as governor.

Lalong, who won election on the platform of the APC had, on June 5, 2015 sacked all the seventeen elected PDP Chairmen who still had more than a year to serve out their two-year tenure and replaced

them with Interim Management Committees. The Chairmen were angry and dragged the governor to court to allow them complete their tenure but the governor stood his ground and forced them out of office.

Mr. Caleb Mutfwang, who is now the Governor-Elect of Plateau

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Mar 24

A short story of a man nicknamed the "Hungry Lion" who lived in the present-day Ebira community historical accounts reveal that he was once regarded as the strongest man in Kogi Central, which was previously a part of Kwara State.

This man's real name was Hassan Kumar, and he hailed from the Lafia area of Okene. His strength was legendary, as he could pull a vehicle with a rope tied to his teeth, carry five bags of cement on his chest, and even transport a motorcycle with a rider on his

shoulder. Interestingly, he was married twice, first to an Ebira woman and then to a woman from Maiduguri.

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