Share this page!

Enter Twitter Thread URL to Unroll

Needs to be the full URL like: https://twitter.com/threadreaderapp/status/1644127596119195649

How to get URL link on Twitter App

  1. On the Twitter thread, click on or icon on the bottom
  2. Click again on or Share Via icon
  3. Click on Copy Link to Tweet
  4. Paste it above and click "Unroll Thread"!
  5. More info at Twitter Help
Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture
@LuxAlptraum
Apr 26 • 5 tweets • 1 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
If you ask me, NYC should stop riding Buffalo’s coat tails by trying to claim Cellino & Barnes for the five boroughs (they’re Buffalo through and through) and lean into the absolute weirdness of NYC originals 800-PAIN-LAW.
How can you not be obsessed with 800-PAIN-LAW?? Their branding tries to look like the MTA’s! Their billboards are weird as fuck! The head guy looks like a Ken doll! A screencap of the 800-PAIN...Seth A Harris, who looks li...
800-PAIN-LAW: Are they in on the joke? I think so, but who can say!
Dial #PAIN
Anyway I gotta start taking pictures of the billboards, whenever I see them I am just… what the fuck.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
　

Keep Current with Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum

Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @LuxAlptraum

Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture
Apr 26
I mean this is obvious bait but:

A) plenty of men do it, however

B) they often don’t make as much money as women and most importantly

C) their customers are likely to be other men, which I don’t think Andrew Tate would have been into!
“If doing cam work is liberating why isn’t Andrew Tate jerking it for other men?” is a question that I did not expect to answer today but here we are.
For many women getting sexualized by men is unavoidable so monetizing it at least allows you to get something back. Many men — and especially straight men — don’t have that experience, so doing cam work means introducing an unfamiliar objectification into their lives.
Read 7 tweets
Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture
Apr 26
Today was irritating for reasons beyond my phone drama but at least I’ve consumed THC and out Schmicago! on the TV
Jaime Camil is an underrated delight, he was the best part of Jane the Virgin
It’s a beautiful day to be Rogelio!
Read 4 tweets
Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture
Apr 25
Rest in Peace and John Mula...
Rest in Peace and Canada Dr...
Rest in Peace and Dune 2 ar...
Read 4 tweets
Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture
Apr 25
Okay so my internet has stopped working but ONLY on my iPhone, which is actually a surprisingly big deal. At one point it was saying "Safari can't connect to iCloud Private Relay" but now it's just... timing out.
I have turned WiFi off and on on the phone. I have restarted the phone and my router. I've turned Private Relay off and on. Any other suggestions? Absolutely losing my mind, esp since my reception sucks in my apartment so I need WiFi to work on my phone.
Also there's clearly *some* kind of internet connection because I can get notifications but then the actual pages etc don't load. Please help, my family is dying.
Read 16 tweets
Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture
Apr 25
The thing about our cultural obsession with actors is we are literally putting people whose job it is to lie about their entire selves and emotional landscapes on pedestals and worshiping them
That’s not a knock on actors, it’s a literal description of the whole job: misrepresent who you are and how you feel for money.
Like at least writers and comedians and musicians are (usually) putting forth a perspective that roughly aligns with their own; with actors, who knows
Read 4 tweets
Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum Profile picture
Apr 24
One thing that’s fascinating about Succession is that it’s able to hide the fact that it’s a comedy because it’s about the weirdest people in the world (the rich)
Alexander Skarsgard can give a whole speech about mailing an employee bags of his blood and people are just like “what a compelling drama about power”
It’s just an hour long bone dry satire of billionaires
Read 5 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

Send Email!

:(