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Apr 26, 2023 β€’ 7 tweets β€’ 3 min read β€’ Read on X
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As a blogger I'm deeply fascinated by OnlyFans economics

as @Aella_Girl shows OnlyFans is the perfect pure marketing space...millions of girls all with the same product, locked in a Pareto distribution hell-fight to differentiate themselves through marketing and branding Image
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A ton of how I structure my Substack marketing is directly copied from what I see OnlyFans girls doing (but hot takes instead of hot nudes)

Daily Low and medium engagement content on higher virality platforms, redirecting back to high engagement content... ImageImage
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Picking one gimmicky and kinda kinky theme (goth, "Trad", "Cosplay", dom/sub, CatGirl)... then sticking to it for years and fleshing it out... ImageImage
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I don't think most OnlyFans girls keep elaborate spreadsheets of when and where they're promoting themselves... but Aella almost certainly does, and I certainly do Image
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I'm calling it right now: Very soon "The greatest Marketer of all time" is going to come out of the OnlyFans ecosystem

They may have already appeared (Belle Delphine is a strong contender), but give it 5-10 years and an eGirl will become a true Titan of 21st century industry Image
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The Apex of Inhuman superstimuli. A new demon summoning herself from the future.

The hour of Thotmageddon... the CatGirldamerung is almost at hand. Image
So Like! Retweet! FOLLOW! Go to my Blog and Subscribe!

DON'T LET THE DARK MESIAH BE A GOTH GIRL!

The CatGirl gods command it! Image

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Apr 3
Tolkien is capeshit wearing the skinsuit of the Anglo-Saxon tradition.

Contrast Beowulf, Le Morte De Arthur, the Germanic Eddas, the Odyssey, The Aeneid... And you can see none of the structure or values or the stories are at all comparable. Tolkien never wrote a single revenge cycle.

But rather his values and stories resemble nothing so much as Modern Marvel movies.

A sexless world of Eternal Children and equally sexless bearded men, with no meaningful desires except for trinkets and Macguffins meant to show their virtues are sins and they should have had no desires at all... and villains who when not faceless beasts and disposable vermin, have committed the crime of... Wanting something.

Not a single one of his heroes has a rivalry or hatred of any of his villains, and certainly nothing familial, personal, or romantic such as is the case of every classical and anglo-saxon story.

One wonders why Gandalf went to Bilbo at all... So Bilbo could find a wife? Found a new hobbit Kingdom with his fortune? Avert some terrible destiny? Slay an enemy or rival?
No! So he could just come home and do nothing for another 50+ years.

For all the shit GRRM rightly gets for Game of Thrones devolving into feminist/social justice anti-narrative and plodding hopeless misery (Name any children BORN during A Song of Ice and Fire and the war of 5 kings who live? Indeed it contradicts his own worldbuilding, since half the cast was born or married and formed families as a direct result of the earlier Robert's rebellion)... inspite of all that Game of Thrones is far CLOSER to traditional western storytelling and values, with named characters with families and hopes and dreams, and lusts and rivalries and children and revenge cycles on all sides.

By contrast Tolkien, very uniquely even by the standards of the 40s and 50s, creates a sexless world where pretty much no one has families, romances, lusts, hopes, desires, etc. Save some abstract desire to "Save the world" or "defeat evil"Image
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Name a single Tolkien Character who has a significant Relationship with their father, mother, or wife?

The only exception is Denathor... Ie. A Mad King to be overcome. Arwen doesn't even appear in the main text of the books
But what about...

Are you going to reference something published by JRR Tolkien? Or Christopher Tolkien?

I agree Christopher Tolkien was vastly more in touch with the Western Tradition than his father.
Read 7 tweets
Mar 17
The reason lesbians offend & enrage heterosexual women, is because lesbians don’t exist

Lesbianism is an evolutionary strategy whereby to compete with more attractive girls, less attractive girls pre-arrange harems

Lesbians are trying to undercut other women with package deals Image
So my advice to you dear reader is…

Go for it! They want you to open!
The β€œNot attracted to men” thing is a fiction hetero-women enforce and β€œlesbians” use as a figleaf to claim victim status for their liscenciousness
Read 7 tweets
Jan 9
🧡At the center of christianity is an idea: Humanity

The idea that we are not Jew, Greek, Roman, etc. But one race, the human race, "One in Christ"

This idea needs to die.

Whites need to stop thinking of their "Fellow man" as humans to be treated as individuals like them.
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Every single problem plaguing the west, and every single betrayal by aging priests, boomers, leftists, etc.

Is motivated by the idea that we are not permitted to judge people as groups and recognize patterns, or assert our own interests over others.

That that would be evil
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This idea cannot be peaceably modified or excised... we cannot simply "go back" to the 90s or the 50s or even the 1890s

Even in 1850 this trend was noted, and the suicidal altruism complained about

We need to kill it totally
God is dead and Christ must join him
Read 9 tweets
Jan 7
Hanania makes Casey Affleck at the start of "Assassination of Jesse James" seem normal and well adjusted

There is something deeply wrong with any figure who decide to interact with him and pretend the most unsettling thing ever seen isn't happening right in front of them Image
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Every inflection is wrong, every muscle spasm, every lip movement, every reaction, every part of his face that's unusually plump, smooth, and youthful, or that's strangely aged, worn, & thin

Every part of him is disingenuous, faking something human or concealing something alien
he's 39... Yet not a single trait of him is 39... He combines the most bizzare traits of an autistic 10 year old and 90 year old jewish woman... As much an age that has never existed before as Madonna post-plastic surgery.
Read 9 tweets
Jan 5
I can think of dozens of films that will have extraordinary cultural signifigance... None with major studio backing.

1) The Lighthouse (2019)
2)
Union of Salvation (2019)
[Free on Youtube, with english subs]
3)
Compliance (2012)
Read 9 tweets
Dec 27, 2024
Young white men are so damned close to terror and ethnic cleansing it is unreal.

Having every rule rigged against them, their every institution betray them, and then called losers by the people their tax dollars subsidize and the boomers their childhood suffering gave peace to Image
That a full moratorium on all immigration for 15 years and complete repeal of the 1964 civil right isn't the opening bid, is a the sign we're headed to hot civil war.

An entire generation of boys sees Hitler as the only figure in history who didn't want them enslaved and killed
I will ask @ThomasEWoods and @BobMurphyEcon who for some reason are defending Elon and Vivek.

Why do you want you children enslaved, immiserated, disenfranchised in their homeland, reduced to a minority, and inevitably killed by ethnic enemies?

Why do you hate white children?
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