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CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) Profile picture
@FromKulak
Apr 26 • 7 tweets • 3 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
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As a blogger I'm deeply fascinated by OnlyFans economics

as @Aella_Girl shows OnlyFans is the perfect pure marketing space...millions of girls all with the same product, locked in a Pareto distribution hell-fight to differentiate themselves through marketing and branding Image
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A ton of how I structure my Substack marketing is directly copied from what I see OnlyFans girls doing (but hot takes instead of hot nudes)

Daily Low and medium engagement content on higher virality platforms, redirecting back to high engagement content... ImageImage
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Picking one gimmicky and kinda kinky theme (goth, "Trad", "Cosplay", dom/sub, CatGirl)... then sticking to it for years and fleshing it out... ImageImage
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I don't think most OnlyFans girls keep elaborate spreadsheets of when and where they're promoting themselves... but Aella almost certainly does, and I certainly do Image
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 I'm calling it right now: Very soon "The greatest Marketer of all time" is going to come out of the OnlyFans ecosystem

They may have already appeared (Belle Delphine is a strong contender), but give it 5-10 years and an eGirl will become a true Titan of 21st century industry Image
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The Apex of Inhuman superstimuli. A new demon summoning herself from the future.

The hour of Thotmageddon... the CatGirldamerung is almost at hand. Image
So Like! Retweet! FOLLOW! Go to my Blog and Subscribe!

DON'T LET THE DARK MESIAH BE A GOTH GIRL!

The CatGirl gods command it! Image

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CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) Profile picture
Apr 27
🧵 The Sopranos and Therapy
1/
 The Sopranos is one of the thematically richest texts of the late American empire. "Tony I" would make a great Shakespeare play (but that's a different thread)

And one of its best themes is its merciless critique of Late American Therapy Culture Image
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The Sopranos has an amazing concept.

A Mob Boss, someone who's actions and motives are kept secret from even his wife and friends, goes to a therapist, who's job is to interrogate motives.

This is basically the Shakespearean monologue updated for TV. ImageImage
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Except there are two Characters in this "monologue"...

Two people whose actions and motives need to be dissected... and Dr. Melfi certainly doesn't escape innocent and unscathed. Image
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CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) Profile picture
Apr 27
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I'm shocked it isn't commonly know:

Half of divorce is hormonal birth control. This is why couples break-up around the birth of a child, when by rights they should be most invested. Women are attracted to biologically non-compatible men when on HBC, then they stop and leave Image
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When hormones are normal you're attracted to people who a bio-compatible. Love at first sight exists and its a function of your immune systems being compatible to produce optimally healthy kids. This is also why when its true biological love you like each other's smell Image
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Hormonal birth control messes with this, it simulates a half pregnancy which makes you more tolerant of biologically similar people for extended family bonding... normally you give birth and go back to true love... however when you're on HBC the opposite happens. Image
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Apr 26
🧵Are there Sexual Autists?💗On Superstimuli and its victims😿
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I have a very tame twitter account. Sure I'm a dangerous political extremist, but in terms content and images its all PG... PG-13 at most.

But you'd never guess that if you looked at my DMs. ImageImage
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I get weekly confessions of love or propositions. Some of this might be Ironic

"I love you" is a fun way to introduce yourself😽

But lots guys, and 1 or 2 girls, have confessed deep anguish. Even that they love reading me but might have to stop because it's such torture Image
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This blows my mind!

I first started making CatGirl memes to criticize the media's coverage of the Ukraine war and how it fetishized female combatants. ImageImage
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CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) Profile picture
Apr 24
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No Really Why?
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CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) Profile picture
Apr 24
🧵🌶️ The Class Enemies of Liberty🌶️🧵
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 (in memory of Tucker)

We have gone from the fastest growing era of history to one of the slowest, wages have stagnated for 50 years, kids will have worse standards of living than their parents.

This is not an accident. Image
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 History never changed faster than ~1890-1950. Horses were replaced by cars, gas light by electric, flight went from a hopeless dream to a banality, Household labour requirements reduced 80+%... and a near infinite energy source was invented. ImageImageImageImage
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Meanwhile the past 50 years have given us the Obesity epidemic, 2000 per month studio apartments, fentanyl, and Social Media.

“We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters.” – Peter Thiel Image
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Apr 23
🧵The Next Great Housing Crash 🧵
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Housing Is America's most important asset.

Decades of savings are in the average American's home, and mere renovations are now major investments on the scale of what houses once were

It wasn't always like this. And It won't be much longer Image
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A Family friend showed us her cottage recently, as nice as it was it was unsound.

The ground had shifted & it was going to cost 150k to shore up the foundation.

"Back in the day I'd just let it go, but the way prices have risen round here I can't afford not to fix it" Image
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This elderly widow has no construction experience and no physique to even do basic grunt work.

She'll simply pay 150k out of savings, or debt finance it, and the value of the property will appreciate enough she'll see a net return.

This is historically really weird. Image
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