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Apr 28, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read Read on X
Magical girl gym vibes! #FatnessTrainer #swolecall Image
Front squat and this is the heaviest I've done Image
This shit is HELL on the wrists and if you enjoy this exercise you're absolutely a serial killer
Singles. Image
I was nervous about this 275. I haven't been here in months and there was anxiety that I couldn't move that bar but my trainer kept me in the right mindset
The bench! Because the tiddy meat must be reinforced

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Apr 23, 2023
There is no hell like a small bust suburban gen x white woman bringing in her plus size and large bust daughters to get fitted.

My GOD.

INSUFFERABLE.
Good GOD. I will never hear a negative word about body positivity from skinny people. Ever.

I need a blunt and a shot of crown for real
Mother was going on and on about "back in my day you wore minimizer if you were big chested and they worked" and I just... ImageImage
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Jan 29, 2023
Random tidbits from a bra fitter:

-The obsession with a smooth cup is often getting in the way of you actually finding your correct size and style.

-Back fat isn't real. You're fundamentally flesh with a rubber band strapped around it. Rebound happens
-beige bras that hide fatness are the number one bra style purchased in the US. Yall associate "cute" with discomfort, with performing sexy, and thats why there aren't "as many cute bras for bigger cup sizes"

-a DD is a SMALL. CUP. SIZE.
-bra support is for all bodies, not fuller bust ones. That requires a skilled eye to see. A 30D who wants support is just as valid as a J cup.

-Men, stop coming in a bra store without a laundry list of exact styles, sizes and shapes in mind.
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May 17, 2022
Go Go V Lightspeed Rescue we in here. #fatnesstrainer #swolecall
It's a light day. For back health reasons.
We are taking the FULL rest time between sets.
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May 17, 2022
And its interesting how none of these men are actually thinking to change. Nope it's just woe is me because young women have standards or trafficking.
Absolutely no culture wide introspection into the deeply rooted misogynistic values that led these areas to femicide.

No movement for these men to have support groups for each other and create social networks for one another.

Trafficking is their solution
And governments aint doing any favors because if singles cannot earn enough to even get to marriage, multi child incentives do nothing.

Make safety nets for single unmarried people. They're vulnerable.
Read 5 tweets
May 16, 2022
Working with older women in the and shattering their comfort zone for new bra horizons >>>>>
Sis wa 75 years old and had me CRACKING UP!

She came in for tshirt styles but I convinced her to try on a lacy balconette.

Sis said "my titties ain't been this high since the 70s. I'll get it!" 🤣🤣🤣
For every tshirt bra, she got she got a colorful/strappy/lacy bra

She was all "what if it shows through?"

And I said "then your girlfriends can see that you're styling on em with color and they can step their bra game up."
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Oct 31, 2021
So my guilty pleasure is following bra boutiques across the US and the like cus they do before and afters and BAYBEE.

I keep telling yall, what you think a cup size is, AIN'T!!!!

"My titties ain't THAT BIG"

Do you know what THAT BIG actually IS??
And this boutique is in Jamaica 🇯🇲
My island gyals better go see what's good over there!!!
I said it before and I will say it again and again:

D-DD CUP SIZES ARE NOT BIG CUP SIZES!!! 🗣🗣🗣
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