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Black. She/Her. Taker of Gym Selfies. Fat. Contributing to The Curvy Fashionista. Proletariat Titty Whisperer. Nerd. Powerlifting Queen. Molke Affiliate
Apr 28, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Magical girl gym vibes! #FatnessTrainer #swolecall Image Front squat and this is the heaviest I've done Image
Apr 23, 2023 12 tweets 4 min read
There is no hell like a small bust suburban gen x white woman bringing in her plus size and large bust daughters to get fitted.

My GOD.

INSUFFERABLE. Good GOD. I will never hear a negative word about body positivity from skinny people. Ever.

I need a blunt and a shot of crown for real
Jan 29, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
Random tidbits from a bra fitter:

-The obsession with a smooth cup is often getting in the way of you actually finding your correct size and style.

-Back fat isn't real. You're fundamentally flesh with a rubber band strapped around it. Rebound happens -beige bras that hide fatness are the number one bra style purchased in the US. Yall associate "cute" with discomfort, with performing sexy, and thats why there aren't "as many cute bras for bigger cup sizes"

-a DD is a SMALL. CUP. SIZE.
May 17, 2022 10 tweets 3 min read
Go Go V Lightspeed Rescue we in here. #fatnesstrainer #swolecall It's a light day. For back health reasons.
May 17, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
And its interesting how none of these men are actually thinking to change. Nope it's just woe is me because young women have standards or trafficking. Absolutely no culture wide introspection into the deeply rooted misogynistic values that led these areas to femicide.

No movement for these men to have support groups for each other and create social networks for one another.

Trafficking is their solution
May 16, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Working with older women in the and shattering their comfort zone for new bra horizons >>>>> Sis wa 75 years old and had me CRACKING UP!

She came in for tshirt styles but I convinced her to try on a lacy balconette.

Sis said "my titties ain't been this high since the 70s. I'll get it!" 🤣🤣🤣
Oct 31, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
So my guilty pleasure is following bra boutiques across the US and the like cus they do before and afters and BAYBEE.

I keep telling yall, what you think a cup size is, AIN'T!!!!

"My titties ain't THAT BIG"

Do you know what THAT BIG actually IS?? And this boutique is in Jamaica 🇯🇲
My island gyals better go see what's good over there!!!