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Peachy Keenan Profile picture
@KeenanPeachy
May 3 • 5 tweets • 1 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
Who should I cast (male, 22-50) in my blockbuster action movie about an all-male crew forced to head to Mars to rescue the all-female crew stranded there? Let's say seven guys. One of the stranded females is their daughter etc.

Are there seven actors we even like?
In the movie, the President, @elonmusk, plays himself, so he can't be one of the crew
The seven astronaut roles:

Handsome charming MC
Super hunk who's an arrogant prick
Nerd
The Kid
The old guy
Wild card
Villain/rival to the MC
The mission control team is a collection of beloved olds we love: Woods, Gibson, Cage, Pratt, etc
Also Gio Scotti will play the stranded daughter of the grizzled dad on the mission. She's part of the Italian space delegation.

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First all-female mission to Mars followed immediately by first all-male rescue mission to Mars
100% would watch action movie about this
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College admission season update - From a friend:

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Feb 7
War is an atrocity, and like the others, this one is about nothing as important as preserving human life. Only peace can do that!

Everyone dead on both sides died in vain. They would be alive if not for our corrupt American FP establishment. Shame on you.
Is being anti-war illegal now? Is is treason to pray for peace? Am I un-American if I demand an immediate ceasefire and peaceful solution to this raw slaughter that at its heart is a Biden family grift?

Every tank we send to Ukraine guarantees there will be 1000s more dead.
Look how enemies are laying down their arms and putting aside their hatred of each other to pull children from the rubble in Turkey. Stop this stupidity now or it will simply continue until we're all crushed under its rubble
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