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The genesis of a smelling coochie is urinating or pooping and using Tissue to clean
Why is tissue a no no?

Tissue is dry in texture, it only does surface cleaning.

Try using a wet rag to clean a sticky surface & do same with a dry rag, the result will never be the same..
When I go out, if I can’t carry a big pack of wipes, I’ll pick some pieces & drop in a ZIPLOC nylon. It helps retain the moisture

There are places you may not get water or the water may not look clean, bring out your wipes and use. When you get home, go and wash up properly…
Few Tips on Vagina care..

1) Don’t repeat pants for any reason. If you can, wash it while taking a shower, spread where air can reach it

2) If you don’t wear pants, please DO NOT REPEAT your leggings or trouser. The vagina is never dry, discharge from the previous day can
make it smell or make you itch!

3) After urinating, use water to wash & sit for some seconds to allow it dry. You can mop with a clean towel or WATER based wipes.

It’s better water drops on your pant than allowing urine dry on it. That’s the number 1 cause of smell..
4) Do not self medicate. If you think you have an infection, see a doctor & run tests. Don’t abuse antibiotics. Change your underwears if you have reoccurring infections if you aren’t sexually active.

Cotton pants are the best, it absorbs heat.

5) if you decide to keep hairs,
carpet grass standard is okay. If it’s bushy, it can easily trap dirts, endeavor to wash it.

Vagina is self cleaning but other protruding parts need WATER. Using soap & perfumes will damage it .. Image
6) Washing your anus from top to bottom, can push poop particles to your vjay.
Wash from bottom to top! (Remember to use your left hand)

7) Allow air enter your vjay at night

8) if you can’t shower as a result of water scarcity, please use water to wash the 🐱 at night
9) Post-delivery stitches or wounds, can be kept clean with WARM WATER.

Sitting on hot water can loosen the stitches and make it hurt.

10) Change your pads often, using one pad for a full day, can get you infected

Above all, have PROTECTED SEX.. 🤲🏻🤲🏻

#veetalks
Imagine what her husband would think …

Pregnancy doesn’t exempt you from washing up …

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May 3
Please if you can’t argue respectfully, keep scrolling cos I won’t spare you & your household🙏

This “emotional baggage” they say women carry around, is it that men don’t have emotional baggages too?

Are Men supposedly robots?
There are women who end up with men that have a truckload of emotional baggages from their past. Which in turn was a problem …

Men also get stuck on their exes, just that they act unconcerned on the surface

If the new woman doesn’t fill emotional vacuum, she will see fire..
Apart from relationships,some deal with childhood traumas etc

Their dysfunctional behaviors can’t be fixed cos men aren’t supposed to cry. They suppress it & the woman is at the receiving end

Saying that only women have emotional baggages, is a COLOSSAL ERROR
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Mar 23
Once your child turns 1yr, they see clearly and imitate you

-I don’t kiss or do any erotic thing if we are not alone. Strictly PECKS & hugs

-Nobody kisses anybody on the mouth or touches private parts jokingly

- We shut the door while in the bathroom

-We don’t dress up or
strip carelessly

-Once your child starts touching places in your body that are private,correct them so they won’t do it outside

- You can’t use the F word & other vulgar languages carelessly etc

Having kids around you, RESHAPES YOUR LIFE

You no longer live for yourself
It might seem like a huge inconvenience but you will feel worse when your friends start hiding their kids from yours

Your kids will be like the source of “pollution/corruption”

It doesn’t make you a pretender if you hide certain things from them,they’ll know when it’s time
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Mar 22
If you think you will always look exactly the way your partner met you, you are delusional

Marriage is total “nakedness”

Only partner knows how you look after your girdle is removed, how your breasts look like when the padded bras are off, the shape of your head without
your luxury frontal wig and your real face after the layers of foundations are off

Only your woman knows the size of the D when it’s at rest and at work

Only her sees when age has shrunk your balls

Let’s not forget the receding hairlines, beard growth etc
Only them know how you snore, drool,do like who is fighting karate in your sleep & know the smell of your poop/how disgusting your fart 💨 smells ..

Aging is a beautiful thing,anyone telling you that they left cos you aged, is looking for an excuse

Your parents weren’t
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Mar 22
I have a customer I usually buy beef from. His meat gets sold out fast cos of how honest and cheerful he is

One day, he wasn’t around, so I went elsewhere. One of the guyz was harsh and unreceptive while the other ones were like “because your customer no Dey,you remembered
us today madam”..

I was disgusted and appalled by what they said

This was their chance to attend to me & possibly “snatch” me from my customer but envy didn’t allow them think

These things happen a lot in every other sphere of life. Rather than watering your grass,
you are hating on someone’s well cultivated garden

Once you focus on doing what works for you and build on what you have at hand, you will grow

Envy impedes growth!!

Either I wait for my customer or I buy chicken or goat, those guys will not see my money
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Mar 9
Its because relationship has turned to poverty alleviation scheme, that’s why people are angry and dropping comments like “what can a man offer me”.

The men will reply with anger & say “what can a woman do for me”

In a MARRIAGE SETTING, if both of you are coming correct,
you’ll see that you need each other

God is the wisest, he created Men & Women for a reason !

It’s because you open your mouth & tell a man that “men with private jet want me”, “ I am high maintenance” etc

They get triggered & tell you they want virgins, woman that earn
millions etc same realistic things that also puts you under pressure

If you think it’s okay to place demands on a man that wants to date you, why do you get triggered if he’s asking what you are also bringing to the table?😒

A man already knows what he wants in a woman,
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Mar 8
Bible says for ALL HAVE SINNED & COME SHORT OF GOD’s Glory

I don’t have issues with being a new creature in Christ. Some things should be PRIVATE cos it creates the impression of “deliberately do as you like, pray & start afresh”

Same Bible says “God cannot be mocked,
For whatsoever a man sows, that he shall reap

Twitter has a lot of judgmental people that are ready to drag you. Only God forgives & allows you to have a fresh start

Try to keep your “new creature”away story from social media, else, you’ll set yourself & loved ones for drags
Also, some people have gotten away with things you’ll get badly punished for

As you’re sharing your “new creature” story, it can make some people harden their resolve not to repent. After all you did it & repented later, so they will enjoy theirs

You may not be lucky 🙂
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