surprisingly this thread from less than 2 days ago was NOT an intentionally #SteddyHandsWeek thing… i was just thinking abt threesomes and it Happened..
obviously Izzy’s the best driver of the three, so no point in doing a poll about that. however, between ed and stede, who is the WORSE driver?
personally i think ed is the “worse” driver but stede actually puts everyone in more danger bc he has no guts ♥️
like, when you’re in the car with ed, you will fear for your life (but you’re probably fine). when you’re in the car with stede, you SHOULD fear for your life
to me, this is Ed when izzy comes back from the store without the special treat ed requested 🥺😢
it does not matter that izzy planned out every dinner for the next 2wks (keeping in mind dietary restrictions and preferences for ed, stede, himself), did the shopping trip by himself, and is going to do 90% of the cooking.
he forgot ed’s reese’s pieces 🥺🥺🥺
which, btw, ed yelled to him as he was walking out the door…
we’re all familiar with the classic izzy humping ed’s leg. but what about the inverse ? can ed have a little leg-humping as a treat?
i am envisioning hornigold era edizzy sharing a bunk and izzy trying not to be weird about it cuz they’re just friends and also ed’s younger and it’s Not Appropriate to be attracted to him
but ed’s all warm and cuddly and after awhile izzy gets over his discomfort and just lets himself enjoy cuddling with Ed every night. it’s gonna happen anyway so he might as well enjoy it… and cuddling is harmless, right? it’s not creepy of him to enjoy it, right?
@sweveris it gets uncomfortable for a bit. like. yknow. it’s not that big of a deal but also their entire relationship as they know it is at stake. (haha it’s fine.) they go about business as usual. what else are they gonna do?? (TALK about it?? pshh)
@sweveris and it is awkward and tense for a lil while but then it kinda goes back to normal. they both have their guards up just a touch more, but it starts to feel normal again. but they haven’t hooked up again since that night.
and. uh. they both,, want to. that desire never left, lmao