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@jon_d_doe

Aug 23

He's not married yet, but please read.

I understand him to a very large extent.

But in other not to mislead some ignorant or inexperienced minds, I'll explain in brief.

Especially because of what he said in the last screenshot.

When I was young and dating my wife, sex was

very frequent and it was done multiple times in a day.

But after some months, I started struggling to keep up, and sometimes, maintain erection.

It got so bad that I started becoming afraid of myself.

I met an uncle, and told him what I was experiencing.

His response?

"Young man, give yourself a break. There is nothing wrong with you".

And in truth, I got my vibe back after some weeks of no sex.

But this is where I'm heading to.

I those periods that I experienced sexual fatigue, I still did not feel tired of my wife or the relationship.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

Aug 5

A young lady of 22 was in my DM this morning.

The image below depicts what her boyfriend is doing.

Relationship of almost 2 years.

He doesn't like her coming to see him, whenever she's on her period.

I recall that last year, I made a post where I asked women to target when

they're in their period, to go visit their men.

And that they should study how he treats them, compared to when they visit & not on their period.

This is very important if you have been in a long term relationship.

Many of you will discover that your boyfriends are mostly

excited whenever you visit them, & they have sex with you.

And would act mostly cold, when you're visiting and on your period.

It's that bad that even some of you ladies apologise to your men for being in your period.

You even on your own, cancel your visit because your

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

Aug 3

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

This DM is from the married woman who was worried because she was having video sex with her husband.

He's back now, but he's angry because she didn't shave her toto well in a way that it'll turn her husband on.

Let me tell you something.

I don't disagree with your husband on this.

There are men who do not like clean shaved toto.

The presence of pubic hairs turn them on.

And your husband happens to be one.

There is nothing you can do to pacify him ooo.

His brain is wired that way.

Since you have apologized,

do not bother much.

Or let me suggest something to you.

Tell him this:

My darling husband, I am sorry I did not trim my toto the way you usually like it, but my toto is yearning for your pleasurable preeq.

Even if you want to punidh me, punish me with correct banging.

If you

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

Aug 1

A lot of young men and Infact, young women really need to be in this community.

Because I'm afraid of what they don't know, & how their ignorance can ruin them.

This DM is from a young man who was asked by his friend to come meet me for advice.

He's not just doubting his

friend, but doubting his own sanity.

Something inherent in his masculinity is telling him that he has made the wrong decision, but love doesn't want him to accept it.

To him, he feels his friend cannot advise him, but he knows that something is not right.

For the umpteenth

time, I'll re-iterate.

When you have broken up with a woman, and she has gone ahead to date other men, please forget her, & keep moving.

Even if you miss her, or even if you still think that you love her.

It's a golden rule.

And no matter what anyone says, this rule will

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

Jul 21

Alright, let's move on.

Please read this DM from a married man.

He did not have sex with his non-virgin wife until marriage.

Now, they're not sexually compatible, & his wife is addicted to porn.

He'll always have to finger his wife before she cums.

And according to him,

he's not enjoying sex with her.

Can you imagine how frustrating this can be for a man?

Sexual compatibility is a very big deal.

If both of you have been sexually active, you must check for it, & be convinced that both of you are in sync.

Let me explain why I said he'll be

frustrated.

He knows that he didn't meet his wife as a virgin.

He didn't have sex with her until marriage.

All his excitement and imaginations became dashed when he discovered that what he ordered, is not what he got.

As a man, he's imagining that because he's unable to

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

Jul 19

You see... Sometimes, I don't want to blame those that hate me.

Because some of the things I say here, feels like reopening old wounds.

Please read this DM from a married man.

And read what I said last year, & I have repeated same several times.

If you read carefully, you'll

see where he said that he now realizes what I've been saying all these while.

Because a lot of us like to see our mothers as "saints" and our fathers as demons.

I also have a mother, but I'll never let my emotions, & the fact that I have a mother, then avoid saying what needs

to be said.

If you all have been paying attention, each time I share similar or related DMs, I always admonish you young men to keep your mothers at bay when you get married.

And that your wife doesn't have to be close to her.

So, I'll repeat it.

If you caught your mother in

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