Thread by @tigerlilly_3224

#nielan side #wangxian #sangcheng // sexual awakenings // dilf energy// thirsty for best friends brother
// nsfw(ish)🔞🔥
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“You did NOT just say that!” Huaisang’s voice is loud and it carries throughout the house.

Nie Mingjue would be concerned but his little brother did

have friends over and they did tend to get rowdy. A senior sleepover? Or whatever Huaisang called it. One last time to hang out with his friends before they went their separate ways for university.

“I’m being very serious.” Wei Wuxian said with a laugh.

“You too A-Zhan?!”

Okay it was one thing for his brother to yell about Wei Wuxian or Jiang Cheng doing something but Lan Wangji was roped into this?

His boyfriends younger brother is as always so quiet though Mingjue knew from experience the kid saw and heard everything.

“Mm. It was the same for

me. Though it was at my house.”

Nie Mingjue leaned against the stair railing. Halfway up like this he could hear their conversation without being seen.

“Jiang Cheng?”

Mingjue strained to listen. His brother said the man’s name but not a question. What the hell were they

talking about up there?

“I mean, I knew for myself and we were already dating but once I came to visit your house for the first time… I’m just saying I understand.”

Understand? What did he understand? And since when did his didi have a boyfriend?!

“Whatever. You are terrible

friends.” Mingjue can almost see his brother pouting. He was about to continue up the rest of the stairs, figure out that “dating” comment.

He stopped moving when he heard Wei Wuxian speak.

“Don’t be mad at us that you have a hot brother.”

Wait… full stop. What were they

talking about?!

“Ew. You can’t call him hot.” Huaisang complained.

“He is, objectively speaking.”

“It’s okay Lan Zhan. I’m with you on this one.”

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji were agreeing that they thought Mingjue was hot?!

“And he doesn’t make it easy Huaisang. He gives

dilf energy.” Wei Wuxian said almost fondly.

“What the hell is dilf energy?” Jiang Cheng asked. Mingjue wanted to know too.

“Remember when Huaisang forgot his swimsuit for the senior trip and his brother drove two hours away to bring it to him. That.” Wei Wuxian sighed.

Gah!

Mingjue was gonna pass out. What did he do with this information? How the hell could he look any of them in the eye again?!

“Also he’s almost always shirtless.”

Hums are heard agreeing with Lan Wangji’s statement.

He’s not always shirtless!

“I think I’ve only seen him with

a shirt on about 4 times and all 4 were outside of your house.” Jiang Cheng shrugged.

Nie Mingjue would have gasped scandalized if he wasn’t trying to be quiet. What did they mean out side the house! Nie Mingjue looked down and… okay he wasn’t wearing a shirt but he just got

back from the gym! Sue him!

“He was the sexual awakening for an entire generation.” Lan Wangji’s speaks calmly.

With that Mingjue has to walk away because… what the fuck?!

He gets back to the kitchen and grabs his phone.

📱nmj: xichen
📱my heart: yes love?

📱nmj: what do you know about your brother and his friends having a crush on me?
📱my heart: … everyone has a crush on you dage 🧐 were you… did you not know 🤨

What the hell is his boyfriend talking about!

📱nmj: what are you talking about?
📱my heart: every notice how the

moms at the grocery store stare at you when you walk by?
📱nmj: yeah?
📱my heart: they want you. sexually. I’ve actually argued with a few of them who asked if I could give them your number.

Woah. What was going on? Nie Mingjue had clearly died and was in some sort of dream

dimension because in what world…?!

📱nmj: and dilf energy?
📱my heart: well you raised Huaisang so he’s like a son wait… I think wei wuxian had called you dilf adjacent one time?🤔
📱nmj: … I’m speechless.
📱my heart: it’s a compliment! people think you’re hot own it!

His

boyfriend thinking he’s hot is a win but being a sexual awakening … wait a second-

📱nmj: they said I was the sexual awakening of their generation
📱my heart: and mine.
📱nmj: what?
📱my heart: oh yea the first time I saw you jogging down the street shirtless, sweaty, long

hair in a braid- that was the moment my brain clicked ✨men✨
📱nmj: Xichen please!
📱my heart: I’m serious! 🤭 oh don’t worry this is a good thing
📱nmj: I’m a piece of meat to you people 😳
📱my heart: … I mean you do have 🍆 so I’m just saying
📱nmj: Xichen I swear if you’re

trying to call my dick meat I’m gonna lose it.
📱my heart: I’m just saying!

Nie Mingjue puts his phone down. Because he loves his boyfriend so damn much but he might snap. The question was - what was he supposed to do now?

“Dage? Can you order pizza?” Huaisang walks into

the kitchen and Mingjue is about to answer but he about jumps out of his skin when he sees the other three men following behind.

“Order it-“ Mingjue stops when he remembers he doesn’t have a shirt on. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are staring at his tattoos… which are on his chest

… or they are just staring at his chest either way. Jiang Cheng just keeps looking him up and down and Mingjue has never felt more exposed in compression pants.

He uses his arm to try to (unsuccessfully) cover his chest.

“Order your own damn pizza.”

***

Lan Xichen slid a

water bottle across the counter. “I know you Mingjue. Tell the truth, are you actually upset.”

His boyfriend has walked into his house just as Xichen had gotten home. As if the texts weren’t enough, Mingjue immediately started ranting the moment they made eye contact.

Why didn’t Xichen tell him sooner?
How long has this been going on?
What even was a dilf?
Is this why Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian always asked to see his new tattoos?!

“No. Yes….” The man took a drink of water. “No but I’m supposed to be mad right?”

Lan Xichen shrugged. “I mean

that’s up to you but I understand their appreciation.”

Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow at Xichen’s tone. “Oh?”

“I remember before we were dating just watching you at the gym. Then I faked not knowing what I was doing so you could help ‘fix my form’.” Xichen says with a wink.

“They were so mad when we started dating.”

“Wait what?” Mingjue shakes his head.

“When they found out you were taken. Wei Wuxian said I stole his childhood crush. Jiang Cheng said I ruined his fantasy. Wangji didn’t say anything but the look on his face was a mix of what the

other two had said.” Lan Xichen explained.

“This is insane.” Mingjue muttered.

“Embrace it baobei.” Xichen stands behind Mingjue and starts rubbing his shoulders. “Will a massage make it better?”

Nie Mingjue groans, head slightly falling back as Xichen works his shoulders.

“Yes,” Mingjue manages to say.

“Mm. Good maybe get a ‘sorry the neighborhood sexualized you’ blow job.” He smirks.

“Xichen!”

Lan Xichen had already took off for his bedroom, tackled into the pillows by his boyfriend.

“You are trying to rile me up on purpose.”

Xichen looks between them at Mingjue’s very big and very clear response. “Seems to be working.”

His arms are pinned above his head and before he can say anything, Xichen is stripped and grunts just as Mingjue fucks into him.

Massage long forgotten.

Later that night, Mingjue

has another freak out. He has learned what dilf means and he wants to call the others over and set the record straight. Lan Xichen gives

him a blow job to get his mind off of it.

// end … 😅 Mingjue is the sexual awakening and everyone has a crush 🔥🙌 {or more than a crush 😈😅}
** side note- this thread is a hehehe don’t this to someone in real life 👌