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Sep 22, 2023 98 tweets 19 min read
Ok so because I already have a fic where they don’t get to be a family until years later we’re going fluff here 🥹🤧

Thx you ash ✨🫶

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“Uh Lan Zhan do you have a second?” Wei Ying walked into the room with more hesitation than Lan Wangji expected.

It was no secret the two Wei Ying stared down. [+]

A tiny symbol confirmed what Wei Ying had suspected for the last month.

Now there was only one thing left to do.

“So do you know who the baby daddy is?”

Wei Ying feigned shock. “You think I just sleep around with a ton of alphas?
Aug 27, 2023 23 tweets 5 min read
Pocket of Love ❤️ #WangXian
// based from thought I got while playing pocket love 😅 // teenji (canon) panic // first crush & confessions // fluff
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Push notifications.

A damn push notification and his cover was blown! He always selected no. Always.

For some reason the game decided it didn’t care. And one whistle notification while he was studying with Wei Ying would be the catalyst that ruined Lan Zhan’s life.

He’d have to move schools. Hell maybe to another country because now Wei Ying knows!

How do you even explain this without coming across
Jun 23, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
#wangxian // omegaverse// mpreg (mention) where… 💭

Wei Ying bounced his leg up and down staring at his phone. An alarm for 3 minutes counting down slowly.

With a buzzer sound he silenced his phone and picked up the pregnancy test.

“Fuck.”

Positive. It was not fine but at least okay.

Okay because Wei Ying had a stable income and was able to support himself.

Okay because Wei Ying was an omega but knew if needed his family would be there to help him.

He was smart. This baby would be loved and cared for in every way…
Jun 23, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
Xichen breaking down every time he asked for his father.

He knew his son was well taken care of.

“Please Xichen you need to eat.”

Wangji’s voice again. Lan Xichen tried to tune it out.

“You need your strength. This is not healthy for either of you.”

Lan Xichen grabbed his brother's arm tightly. “I can feel him Wangji. I can feel Mingjue is alive and okay but I can’t see him. Why can’t I see him?”

A look of confusion crossed Wangji’s face. He sighed almost tiredly. “No. Mingjue has passed. You are pregnant with another child.”
Jun 23, 2023 26 tweets 6 min read
It started with a cough.

Their son had just turned two years old. Mingjue would train every morning, their son strapped to his back, giggling as his father did pushups or practiced his forms.

Lan Xichen had been concerned at first. Huaisang assured the omega that this was just the way of his people. How babies learn and parents teach. Their son thrived. The happiest baby.

The weather had changed. Not that it got particularly cold in Qinghe but there was a chill in the air. Mingjue had returned home with a stuffy nose, headache, and cough.
Jun 22, 2023 30 tweets 6 min read
#nielan // angst- bitter sweet // omegaverse // mpreg// Rain wanted to feel something- that something was pain & now it’s everyone else’s problem 😅 // canon (hella) divert
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“Are you sure?”

“Very,” Xichen said, nerves still on edge. “Healers confirmed this morning.” The oldest son in his sect, it was always expected Lan Xichen would be the next leader. No matter how ‘progressive’ they claim to be, no one would allow an omega to lead.

The instability alone was to much to overlook along with the vicious stereotypes that always seem to linger.
Jun 21, 2023 51 tweets 10 min read
#wangxian // well see where this goes… 😅
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Wei Ying held his hand in front of his face.

Shit.

He turned his palm over noting how everything looked… exactly the same.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Which didn’t make sense because if you’re dead and a ghost wouldn’t you be see-thru? So either Wei Ying wasn’t dead or he had been lied to by television. Which… fair enough.

He was in a forest. Cliché. He knows but he’s not going on comment on that. Trees surround him and night chasing away the day light.

He didn’t know where he was. His phone was missing.
Jun 20, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
#wangxian //sug*r d*dd* lwj // 🔞🔥nsfw (ish)

Where lwj brings wy to a company dinner for the first time. The terms of their agreement is clear and wy is to be sociable and charming. A distraction from the typical stand offish aura lwj thrives in.

He knew wy was only doing this for help with school and they had agreed to limiting personal details.

So lwj is left slack jawed as wy holds multiple conversations about astrophysics and subtle nuances in chemistry.

He’s absolutely floored. He knew wy was smart. They frequently small talked current events
Jun 14, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
#wangxian // some fluff for all the angst I’ve put out// omegaverse// past mpreg implied
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Lan Wangji stirred awake at the first cry. He always did. Gently he disentangled himself from his mate. Wei Ying mumbled in his sleep, clutching a pillow and nosing into it.

His mate was so beautiful. Lan Wangji always felt pride when he watched his omega. Sleeping, awake, taking care of their son, or having a moment alone, Wei Ying was just stunning.

A tiny mewl sounded. Lan Wangji slowly stood from the bed, crossing the room in a few steps to a light blue
Jun 14, 2023 16 tweets 3 min read
tw ⚠️: injury, wounds, pain

Lan Wangji hissed as a damp cloth touched his back. he was nearly delirious with pain, only staying conscious because of the rage inside him. The betrayal.

Healers fussed around him, speaking as if he wasn’t there.

‘Anyone else would have surely perished under the same punishment’

‘This was too cruel’

‘He allowed himself to be tainted by /him/.’

Lan Wangji had no regret of his punishment nor what led to it. He’s sorry he hurt his people but not that he had to. They tried to take Wei Ying from him and in the end
Jun 13, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
#wangxian 💭

“Baba?” Lan Sizhui’s voice was much deeper than he remembered.

His face comes into view and, yes that’s right. His little radish isn’t so little anymore. An adult who always makes him to visit his fathers… father.

“How have you been feeling?”

That was the golden question wasn’t it?

The sound of tiny feet running in the hallway, then a little girl crashed into his leg. Holding him and smiling like her father had done so long ago. Sizhui was much too big for that now.

Lan Wangji patted her head. “I have some fruit for you in the
Jun 12, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
#wangxian // vampireji x humanxian
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All things considered, Wei Wuxian thought he was taking this vampire thing pretty well.

Long time crush Lan Wangji happened to belong to a race of humanity that was well… no longer human. Honestly, finding out the guy in your 8am bio chem class has the strength to pull 3 people trying to mug you on the way home without breaking a sweat, it did something.

Unlocked something in Wei Wuxian’s brain he didn’t even know what there.

And sure, there was a possessive nature to Lan Wangji but it left Wei Wuxian
Jun 9, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
#wangxian // darkwwx // yllz// mcd// canon divert

… fics where wwx takes the hit instead of jyl hurt okay…

BUT FICS WHERE LWJ TAKES THE HIT INSTEAD OF JYL MAKE ME WANNA BURN DOWN THE WORLD 🔥😭 Like the chaos yllz snaps worse which is so hard to even fathom but yes he snaps worse than when he died cause this time he can’t
Jun 6, 2023 21 tweets 4 min read
#wangxian // nsfw🔥🔞 shenanigans // safe wording

“Okay done. I’ll give you a second and we can try again.”

Wei Wuxian collapsed to the ground, the cold leg post of the coffee table keeping him alert. His chest expanded taking in a full gulps of air. He was covered in a thin layer of sweat and desperately wanting to come and then shower.

In that order.

“Alright Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan was across from him.
Jun 4, 2023 26 tweets 5 min read
Omegaverse 💭

Okay please hear me out (tw divorce) #wangxian being like the /coolest/ fucking co parents.

Lan Sizhui having zero hesitation inviting both dads to his school event. WangXian hug, catch up, are cordial. People mistake them and think they are together. “If only I could be so lucky,” Lan Wangji would reply.

Wei Wuxian’s face would turn beet red. “Lan Zhan please!”

Sizhui doesn’t know the details and he’s never asked. Just that his parents were better apart than they had been together. Maybe because they got together so young.
Jun 4, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
The headcanon of Lans being so strong, so smart, so talented but having like one oddly specific flaw is /everything/ to me.

By far my favorite is the “not handy”.

Can lwj lift a whole couch by himself? Of course!
Assemble ikea furniture? Absolutely not. Instructions and video pulled up and for some reason he ends up with 15 extra screws and the table is wobbly.

Can lxc win first place in a music competition? Easily.
Fix a squeaky door hinge? Nope. The door is now is 7 pieces which seems weird as doors don’t come in pieces like that but lxc did it!
Jun 3, 2023 25 tweets 5 min read
#wangxian // alpha4alpha // omegaverse// princeji & war generalxian // blood (mention) sword violence // minor injury // tags to update
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“Where is he?” Wei Wuxian’s voice booming in the throne room.

He’s still in full armor, his sword still wet from the enemy. There is a fire in him that will not settle until he sees the prince.

They had been betrayed. There was no other reason that the defenses around the prince were so thin. Wei Wuxian shouldn’t have even been able to see him.

Surrounded. The prince was to be protected on all sides by
Jun 2, 2023 15 tweets 3 min read
#wangxian // nsfw 🔥🔞 // crimeboss hgj
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Wei Wuxian bit his lip hard, fighting against the moan that threatened to escape. He couldn’t, /he wouldn’t/ give this man the satisfaction.

Lesson learned - don’t steal from the mob. In Wei Wuxian’s defense, the firewall used by GusuLan for their ‘security’ system was a joke. And why would billionaires care about $10k going missing?

Honestly, Wei Wuxian had done it just to prove he could. He didn’t expect the fucking goons who had been sent to his apartment nor coming face
Jun 2, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
#wangxian // nsfw 🔥🔞

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Wei Ying’s thighs trembled as he tried to breathe.

Lan Zhan’s hands lightly brushed against his stomach. Wei Ying tried to move but Lan Zhan grabbed his hips, pinning him still in his lap.

“Lan Zhan, please!” He shuttered, legs closing and squirming.

Lan Zhan gripped Wei Ying’s knees, forcing his legs apart.

It was just them in the room but Wei Ying felt so exposed. On display simply for his boyfriend’s amusement.

“If you want to come today, I suggestion you keep your legs open like the slut you are.”
May 31, 2023 81 tweets 15 min read
#wangxian // angst & comfort // divorce // mention lwj others (assumed-nothing happens)
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The door slams and Lan Wangji felt it to his core. The sound of a car revving in the driveway and he knows it’s Wei Ying’s car leaving. Because he said he was done.

Because his husband decided that he wasn’t good for Lan Wangji
May 30, 2023 13 tweets 3 min read
#wangxian //issues with pinning // nsfw (ish)🔥🔞
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“Stop assuming! Let him get his dick wet and get your hole wrecked! Fucking hell!”

Okay. I know what you’re thinking because Lan Wangji thought the same thing. Surely, that was someone else’s voice but no… that was Wei Ying. Lan Wangji was in his room, Wei Ying down the hall in his own room. He wanted to ask Wei Ying… what he meant but he didn’t know what Wei Ying had yelled at.

A book. A movie. Porn.

What if Lan Wangji knocked on the door and Wei Ying was jacking off and just got carried away.