#wangxian // domestic family
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“Pssst! Lan Zhan, meet me in the living room.” Wei Ying whispered from the hallway.

Lan Wangji carefully maneuvered their sons head onto his pillow. At 3 years old, A-Yuan has no trouble sleeping through the night but it’s the getting to
sleep (and waking up) that is the hardest.

Tonight he wanted Lan Wangji to read to him and the man is putty in the kids hand.

Since adopting and bringing their son home, both him and his husband have learned something - kids cartoons are funny as hell for adults.
There are tiny innuendoes or jokes made that would go over a child’s head completely but it left Wei Ying (and equally Lan Wangji) laughing until there was tears in their eyes.

The newest one that got them was sesem* stre*t. Lan Wangji had seen it in passing but never watched
the show himself. Growing up, he was much more into animal planet or documentaries. However, the fact there was a red gremlin muppet creature called Elmo and the bane of his existence being a rock… well it was always funny.

On one episode, Elmo wanted a cookie but he couldn’t
have the cookie because Rocco (the rock 🪨) wanted that cookie. Elmo flips out and Lan Wangji agreed with him! Rocco wasn’t alive! How was he going to eat the oatmeal raisin cookie?! He wasn’t.

Wei Ying had literally fallen on the floor laughing, tears in his eyes and gasping
to breathe.

It was then that it hit him. This was his family. This was his life. This joy and happiness and ridiculousness that he never thought existed. You hear about it in romance books or see it in movies but to be just so overwhelmingly in love with the person you choose
to spend you life with. The person who also chooses you everyday.

Lan Wangji picked up Wei Ying sitting on the couch and pulling his husband into his lap.

The cartoon for tonight. The Amazing World of Gumb*ll. Wei Ying had found it by accident but oh - this one was hilarious.
The mother and daughter seemingly the only logical ones in the family. Constant shenanigans between the husband and sons. One of which, is a fish that only wears shoes.

It was funny and wholesome and Wei Ying had started recording episodes so they could rewatch after their son
went to sleep.

Was it possible to love his family move than this? To be so overjoyed that your mind stays in a constant state of content and peacefulness. Lan Wangji had found his soulmate in Wei Ying and a part of their heart in Lan Yuan.

His husband snuggled closer to him,
wrapping a blanket around them both.

“Ready?” Wei Ying asked.

“Mm.”

Yeah… Lan Wangji liked his life. ☺️

// ✨🫶 brought to you by - this morning husband and I cackling in the kitchen over Elm* and that damn rock 🪨🤭🤣
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