#wangxian //issues with pinning // nsfw (ish)🔥🔞
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“Stop assuming! Let him get his dick wet and get your hole wrecked! Fucking hell!”

Okay. I know what you’re thinking because Lan Wangji thought the same thing. Surely, that was someone else’s voice but no… that was Wei Ying.
Lan Wangji was in his room, Wei Ying down the hall in his own room. He wanted to ask Wei Ying… what he meant but he didn’t know what Wei Ying had yelled at.

A book. A movie. Porn.

What if Lan Wangji knocked on the door and Wei Ying was jacking off and just got carried away.
{Okay… that sounds like your own wishful thinking}.

The odds of having the same roommate all 4 years of university (without submitting a request) is damn near impossible.

{Leave it to Wei Ying to attempt the impossible.}

And on top of the universe/obviously/ pushing them
together, Wei Ying made him laugh. He was pretty and kind and thoughtful.

Was there a man out there better for Lan Wangji? Well, probably because the person who would be for Lan Wangji would obviously like him back.

They’d be compatible in multiple ways but Wei Ying had never
expressed interest in Lan Wangji besides being friends.

Sure they cuddled on the couch or hugged when one of them needed it but that was it.

As much as Lan Wangji stays out of other peoples business and tunes things out… how was he supposed to ignore what Wei Ying
said?

So there he was, hand raised about to knock on Wei Ying’s door. A muffled voice inside.

“I swear to gods if you let him man handle you in bed. He is MORE than willing!”

Okay… Lan Wangji should turn back but his knees wobbled at Wei Ying’s statement and to brace
himself his hand tapped twice on Wei Ying’s door and he didn’t want to scare his friend so he called out to see if Wei Ying was okay.

Alright… maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration but it was the only way Lan Wangji could bring himself to actually knock at the door.
He took a deep breath, nervous about what he’d see once Wei Ying opened the door.

“Lan Zhan, it’s unlocked.”

Fuck. Okay or what he’d find when he opened the door himself and… oh it was better than he could have ever envisioned.

Wei Ying was on his bed, leaning against
the headboard. Sweat pants and… yep that was one of Lan Wangji’s sweat shirts. His hair was high in a messy bun, contacts out for the night so he was wearing his glasses. On his phone, it looked like he was on one of those book reader apps.

“Please can I tell you about this
part of the book!” Wei Ying begged.

Lan Wangji found himself smiling and when Wei Ying pulled him into the bed, sitting side by side while Wei Ying explained and Lan Wangji followed along, he fell even more in love.

The pure excitement and joy and frustration for the characters
that Wei Ying felt was infectious. Soon enough, they were reading together, in bed quiet. Talking about parts they loved, moments the characters shared. Cheering when the couple finally got together. Eagerly looking up the next book they would read together.

Wei Ying proving
once again how perfect he is for Lan Wangji.

No one else he’d rather be with because they were so clearly made for each other. ✨🫶

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A slight tilt of his head and finally Wei Ying looks at him.
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