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May 31, 2023 • 13 tweets • 8 min read • Read on X
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FULL INTERVIEW: The Babylon Bee Talks With @elonmusk at Twitter HQ
@elonmusk "I'm here for an argument:" @elonmusk says Twitter is like Monty Python's "Argument Clinic"
@elonmusk How will we ever stay informed on Twitter without NPR?
@elonmusk @elonmusk: Twitter has been a "really expensive nonprofit" for a long time.
@elonmusk Despite the high cost, @elonmusk thinks acquiring Twitter was worth it.
@elonmusk @elonmusk: Real news is sometimes indistinguishable from The Babylon Bee.
@elonmusk @elonmusk apologizes to Magneto for comparing him to George Soros.
@elonmusk @elonmusk says the free flow of money is an important part of a free society.
@elonmusk @elonmusk reveals he’s still uncovering hidden censorship layers in Twitter’s code.
@elonmusk "@jack was right that [Twitter] was impossible to reform as a public company."
@elonmusk @jack @elonmusk on why the Left isn't funny: "If you're premised on a lie, you can no longer be funny, because there's no reveal of truth."
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So long, Joe. In honor of the former president's legacy, here are the top Babylon Bee articles about President Biden 🧵 Image
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Jan 8
In honor of Facebook ending its fact-checking partnerships, here are the funniest fact-checks of Babylon Bee jokes:

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1. CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine To Spin News Before Publication

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Nov 25, 2020
Kyle, this is Seth. I'm sending you a private message because this is urgent and confidential. Listen, we're running out of copies of The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee. I'm not sure how much longer we'll have them in stock. I don't want this to become public and start a panic.
What do you think we should do? Should we lie and say everything is fine, like China did? It seemed to work out okay for them. I generally don't like to lie, but you're the one who said, "Our fans are so gullible. They'll believe anything you tell them."
Also, I totally agree with you that Ethan isn't as funny as he used to be. Who should we replace him with? A cardboard cutout would be as entertaining.

Anyway, call me when you get this. We need a game plan.
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Oct 27, 2020
With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy buff.ly/3e3MFSN
Sadly, we must retract this one. We'd like to thank @USATODAY for calling us out with this fact check. We will strive to do better. Image
Our writer @IMAO_ is responsible for this one. We called him into the office and said, "Hey, dummy, boats don't go in space!"

He said, "Oh. I guess that makes sense. Probably should have looked into that on Google." He then committed seppuku to preserve his journalistic honor.
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