FULL INTERVIEW: The Babylon Bee Talks With @elonmusk at Twitter HQ @elonmusk "I'm here for an argument:" @elonmusk says Twitter is like Monty Python's "Argument Clinic"

Kyle, this is Seth. I'm sending you a private message because this is urgent and confidential. Listen, we're running out of copies of The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee. I'm not sure how much longer we'll have them in stock. I don't want this to become public and start a panic. What do you think we should do? Should we lie and say everything is fine, like China did? It seemed to work out okay for them. I generally don't like to lie, but you're the one who said, "Our fans are so gullible. They'll believe anything you tell them."

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