So long, Joe. In honor of the former president's legacy, here are the top Babylon Bee articles about President Biden 🧵
Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair buff.ly/2V6Me2h
Jan 8 • 13 tweets • 7 min read
In honor of Facebook ending its fact-checking partnerships, here are the funniest fact-checks of Babylon Bee jokes:
A running 🧵: 1. CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine To Spin News Before Publication
This was fact-checked by Snopes, and Facebook threatened us with suppression and demonetization for sharing false information. A classic.
May 31, 2023 • 13 tweets • 8 min read
FULL INTERVIEW: The Babylon Bee Talks With @elonmusk at Twitter HQ
@elonmusk "I'm here for an argument:" @elonmusk says Twitter is like Monty Python's "Argument Clinic"
Nov 25, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Kyle, this is Seth. I'm sending you a private message because this is urgent and confidential. Listen, we're running out of copies of The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee. I'm not sure how much longer we'll have them in stock. I don't want this to become public and start a panic.
What do you think we should do? Should we lie and say everything is fine, like China did? It seemed to work out okay for them. I generally don't like to lie, but you're the one who said, "Our fans are so gullible. They'll believe anything you tell them."
Oct 27, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy buff.ly/3e3MFSN
Sadly, we must retract this one. We'd like to thank @USATODAY for calling us out with this fact check. We will strive to do better.
