The headcanon of Lans being so strong, so smart, so talented but having like one oddly specific flaw is /everything/ to me.
By far my favorite is the “not handy”.
Can lwj lift a whole couch by himself? Of course!
Assemble ikea furniture? Absolutely not. Instructions and video
pulled up and for some reason he ends up with 15 extra screws and the table is wobbly.
Can lxc win first place in a music competition? Easily.
Fix a squeaky door hinge? Nope. The door is now is 7 pieces which seems weird as doors don’t come in pieces like that but lxc did it!
Sprinkle in the fact of them being accident prone but /only/ when trying to build or fix something 🤭🤣
Lwj holding a hammer- suddenly the hammer has flown out of his hand and is in the wall behind him 😵💫
#wangxian // alpha4alpha // omegaverse// princeji & war generalxian // blood (mention) sword violence // minor injury // tags to update
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“Where is he?” Wei Wuxian’s voice booming in the throne room.
He’s still in full armor, his sword still wet from the enemy. There is a
fire in him that will not settle until he sees the prince.
They had been betrayed. There was no other reason that the defenses around the prince were so thin. Wei Wuxian shouldn’t have even been able to see him.
Surrounded. The prince was to be protected on all sides by
his guard but somehow the formation had changed.
Surrounded. The prince was flanked by enemy forces and a single man against dozens is never a happy sight.
At one moment, Wei Wuxian had glanced up, by chance catching the princes eye.
#wangxian // angst & comfort // divorce // mention lwj others (assumed-nothing happens)
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The door slams and Lan Wangji felt it to his core. The sound of a car revving in the driveway and he knows it’s Wei Ying’s car leaving.
Because he said he was done.
Because his husband decided that he wasn’t good for Lan Wangji
anymore and that it would be best if he left. If they divorced.
If he wasn’t Lan Wangji’s husband anymore.
What was the appropriate reaction here? Lan Wangji felt as if the oxygen in the room had been sucked out. Like he was a shell of himself, frozen unable to move,
#wangxian //issues with pinning // nsfw (ish)🔥🔞
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“Stop assuming! Let him get his dick wet and get your hole wrecked! Fucking hell!”
Okay. I know what you’re thinking because Lan Wangji thought the same thing. Surely, that was someone else’s voice but no… that was Wei Ying.
Lan Wangji was in his room, Wei Ying down the hall in his own room. He wanted to ask Wei Ying… what he meant but he didn’t know what Wei Ying had yelled at.
A book. A movie. Porn.
What if Lan Wangji knocked on the door and Wei Ying was jacking off and just got carried away.
{Okay… that sounds like your own wishful thinking}.
The odds of having the same roommate all 4 years of university (without submitting a request) is damn near impossible.
{Leave it to Wei Ying to attempt the impossible.}
And on top of the universe/obviously/ pushing them
Foxxian had been watching for a few hours from a hidden bush. His head tilted listen to the older man talk to his two sons….? No. They were his nephews! Out with him to photograph nature.
One of the boys is so quiet. He speaks softly but mostly nods or hums a
response. He needs a friend. 🦊xian will be that friend. He doesn’t want to startle the boy, so he crawls forward slowly. Reaching the tripod stand, he peeks over the top. Surely they can’t see him like this.
“Hi,” foxxian whispers.
The boy looks around then looks exactly at
foxxian!
“You can talk?”
Foxxian flicked his ears. “Of course I can talk. So can you. Do you want to play?”
The boy stared at him for a moment, like he was in disbelief. The other two people he was with were looking the other way, the boy nodded and sat closer to