nmj abandons the beef he’s about to slice up. lxc’s 16-step skin care routine is interrupted so he could run to his son. nhs’ winged eyeliner is ruined.
all three run to the baby.
they found him in the backyard.
he’s in front of dumpling’s aviary, crying.
nhs, ever the worried uncle, is the first to ask why he’s bawling his eyes out.
ljy: mimi and sauce are gone! i think i didn’t close the door well yesterday. i’m sorry!!!
mimi and sauce are their new hatchlings.
only a few days’ old and borne out of jingyi’s absolute favorite hen, banana.
lxc: oh no. they can’t be far, hun. the gates around the yard are closed all the time.
nmj: yeah, maybe they’re just hiding.
nhs: mn! or sleeping somewhere safe. don’t worry about it!
ljy: nooooooo!!!
oh no. that sounds eerily like an incoming tantrum.
ljy: but i didn’t leave them in the yard!
nhs: did you leave them by banana’s hutch? she’ll find her babies just fine if you did.
ljy: noooo!!! i brought them here! the others didn’t meet them yet!
nmj: what do you mean baobao?
ljy: i put them here! and then. baba called for ice cream and then we went to sleep! i forgot to give them back to banana!
lxc is still confused, nmj is the same.
nhs has a hand over his slowly gaping mouth.
ljy: i’m sure it’s not dumpling’s fault! i just forgot to close her door that’s all! now mimi and sauce are lost!
and it hits nielan too. it hits them hard.
nmj curls his giant form to look at his son straight in the eye.
nmj: jingyi. did you put mimi and sauce with dumpling?
ljy: mn! dumpling was looking excited when i brought them over so i thought she’d like to meet them up close.
dumpling. the nies’ falcon.
lxc: omg.
nmj: baobao… um.
jingyi did not forget to close the aviary’s door.
nhs: say! why don’t you help me look for them?
ljy: okay!
nhs takes jingyi’s hand to lead him away from the crime scene. he sends a look to his brother and brother in law.
and when they’re out of sight, nmj says…
nmj: you think the weis’ poultry is still open?
lxc: if i say that my didi is coming, wy will open the gates himself.
alright. new mission! find a mimi and sauce duplicate, and maybe get an additional child safe lock for dumpling’s cage.
end.
@NMJSABER sent me a baby jingyi video and my brain did the rest 😌🫶
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the yllz is the only vampire on this earth that lwj can’t kill.
not because of his lack of skill nor ‘coz the yllz is basically a vampire royalty.
yllz: come on gorgeous, you can do better than that.
it’s because of his fucking mouth.
the siege, the order of vampire hunters, have confirmed again and again that ‘taunt’ is not power. it’s not some kind of hypnotism skill nor any kind of enhanced manipulation tactic.
lwj still highly doubts their study over that because why else can’t he kill yllz when he talks?
but tonight is the night that he would end him.
lwj will drive a stake into his heart and put an end to his pathetic immortal life.
he caught the yllz in good time. the moon is barely up in the sky and that means that the vampire has yet to feed.
boss: yes but lqr isn’t really like that. he prefers to line up like everyone else. he’s injured rn and needs someone to push his wheelchair to his gate.
and that’s how wwx, airport attendant, ends up pushing lqr’s wheelchair from the lobby to security to his airline gate.
lqr has a strict face and he has not said a single thing since their introduction. so unlike the elderly wwx used to help around the airport.
wwx is fine with it. he would ofc prefer a chatty passenger since stories from the elderly ones always give him so much funny tales, but he also knows that sometimes, the quiet ones are better. ykno, as someone who has worked in customer service, that’s a good sign.
lwj does not know who leaked his number but he’s been receiving some pretty spicy photos from an unknown man.
disclaimer: this threadfic will contain explicit content. read at your own risk. 🔞🔞🔞
and lwj really tried.
he tried to block the # numerous times. but the messages keep coming. he even replied at one point, telling them to stop messaging him and threatened with legal actions. but nope. the pleas and threats were ignored and he keeps receiving his daily photos.