nmj abandons the beef he’s about to slice up. lxc’s 16-step skin care routine is interrupted so he could run to his son. nhs’ winged eyeliner is ruined.
all three run to the baby.
they found him in the backyard.
he’s in front of dumpling’s aviary, crying.
nhs, ever the worried uncle, is the first to ask why he’s bawling his eyes out.
ljy: mimi and sauce are gone! i think i didn’t close the door well yesterday. i’m sorry!!!
mimi and sauce are their new hatchlings.
Jun 6, 2023 • 82 tweets • 15 min read
🔞 wangxian | royalty au | mean domji
wwx thought that he planned this out well.
it’s not his fault. he’s always been a curios kid, but with his whole life planned out for him, he doesn’t have much freedom to exercise it.
but his husband has given him the opportunity.
he can have or do anything provided he be the perfect little consort for the emperor during the conference.
no escapes. no whining. no drinking with the guests. and most of all, no teasing the emperor while he hosts his court.
do all that and consortxian can have one wish.
May 21, 2023 • 121 tweets • 22 min read
x: so! this has been the most asked question since we let everyone know that we have an interview with you.
wy: oh gosh. do i even want to know? ahaha
x: depends on you ofc. you may or may not answer, has wy ever been in love before?
wy: oh that’s all? yes! ofc i have!
**thought i’d expand on these tweets:
the yllz is the only vampire on this earth that lwj can’t kill.
not because of his lack of skill nor ‘coz the yllz is basically a vampire royalty.
yllz: come on gorgeous, you can do better than that.
it’s because of his fucking mouth.
the siege, the order of vampire hunters, have confirmed again and again that ‘taunt’ is not power. it’s not some kind of hypnotism skill nor any kind of enhanced manipulation tactic.
lwj still highly doubts their study over that because why else can’t he kill yllz when he talks?
Apr 27, 2023 • 28 tweets • 5 min read
the car stops in front of a building.
lwj: what is this?
lqr: it’s a community pool. i offered to sponsor a friend’s son and we’re meeting them here.
lwj: we?
lqr: yes. the boy is a fan of yours and i thought he’d be happy to meet you.
lwj: i was not informed of this.
a sequel to this:
boss: yes but lqr isn’t really like that. he prefers to line up like everyone else. he’s injured rn and needs someone to push his wheelchair to his gate.
and that’s how wwx, airport attendant, ends up pushing lqr’s wheelchair from the lobby to security to his airline gate.
lqr has a strict face and he has not said a single thing since their introduction. so unlike the elderly wwx used to help around the airport.
Mar 30, 2023 • 132 tweets • 28 min read
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cw: nsfw pics
cw: stalkerxian and ceoji
lwj does not know who leaked his number but he’s been receiving some pretty spicy photos from an unknown man.
disclaimer: this threadfic will contain explicit content. read at your own risk. 🔞🔞🔞
Mar 27, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
hanahaki but instead of flowers in your lungs, a bloom appears on your skin.
at first it would just be tattoos — enough warning to get your feelings requited or else the ink would start to burn.
everyone wonders who caught lwj’s eye.
he’s painted from the neck down. wild colorful flowers enough to make a garden.
and then, he comes to class with a bandaged arm and everyone knows. his feelings aren’t mutual and it starts to rot him from the inside.
he’s a walking time bomb in the form of a baroque painting.
Mar 27, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
wwx was hit with a curse!
it’s not harmful. he’s physically fine. he’s mentally okay (?) there’s really nothing to worry about except for the really weird fact that he can now see lwj naked.
everyone else seems to be spared by the curse and obv lwj is dressed.
but ykno — dick.
he can’t even admit to the curse so he has to do the research on his own.
what kind of perverted curse is this? and why lwj of all people?
it can literally be anyone else and wwx would live his life as normal but ofc it has to be lwj — the guy he’s partnered w/ for 3 years now.
Mar 26, 2023 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
red riding hood wangxian au where —
mother said not to stray far. mother said he can only go as far as the willow tree by the stream. mother said he can play as long as he wants, as wildly as he wants, as long as he does not go beyond the willow tree.
but what mother doesn’t know won’t hurt her and the butterflies on the meadow — the one just a few steps beyond the willow — are always up to a good chase.
mother said he’s too young to be alone beyond the willow but butterflies never hurt anyone anyway.
“come back to gusu with me” except years of repressed omegan traits finally caught up to wwx and the only alpha he (didn’t know he) wants is right there. at arm’s length and willing to help him through his heat.
so they fuck. wwx gets bred.
and what do we usually get out of an extremely compatible alpha/omega mating? that’s right. we get a baby.
and somehow, no matter how many times wwx pushes lwj back, no matter how much he hisses venom at not wanting him as a present parental figure for their pup —
Jul 17, 2022 • 52 tweets • 10 min read
“have you heard?” the passing lady loudly whispers to the innkeeper, “the tower has collapsed once more!”
“goodness!” the innkeeper announces, “at this point they will never appease the gods and their tower will never get built.”
“i heard that they plan to do a human wall!”
wwx frowns under his hood as he waits for the auntie to pack up his purchase.
how desperate can this kingdom be for their little tower to resort to human sacrifices.
“should we start locking our houses? what about the children?!” the innkeeper panics. “the monarchs won’t rest!”
Jul 7, 2022 • 50 tweets • 10 min read
mxy has never been to the palace before. in fact, unlike other people, mxy has never dreamed of stepping anywhere near the imperial household.
he was just tending to his shop when the summons from his imperial majesties came through and who declines an order from the emperor?
so mxy packs his wares as ordered and rides the palanquin to the imperial palace.
he spends the journey recalling all the etiquette lessons pounded into him when he was still in the mo manor, and he does his best to practice all the greetings and politeness he could muster.
May 20, 2022 • 36 tweets • 6 min read
wangxian married with a kid
the first time wx cried for a-yuan, it was when he’s not yet theirs and they found him in an alley crying; his face, beaten black and blue.
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a box was sent to wwx before this particular event.