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As you all know the latest developments mean we have entered yet another phase of The Plan. As we noted during last week’s SorosNet Zoom we are at Condition Epsilon. Make sure to offer your ritual sacrifice to the Demon Lord and use the taupe instruction sheet.
Meg in HR is asking everyone on the Trump Fake Evidence Planting Task Force to submit your expense reports by end of day. Remember your SorosPoints for the company store expire at the end of Pride month. Please do not leak details of The Plan.
There is a BLM/Antifa “Burn Down The Cities, Especially Where White People Are” training session next week. Please sign up now, seats are going fast. And as always, remember that Supreme Leader Barack loves you.
Remember the major precepts of The Plan

1. Attack and dethrone God
2. The vagenda of manocide
3. Full Communism
A Barack unto you. #ThePlan

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Jun 9
oh well im glad the college professor is ON IT🧐
unlike so many others, the whole third party thing doesnt really worry me too much in this cycle. maybe folly, but i just dont think it will tip the scales, especially not with extremely clownish candidates like west.
im not really a part of that world but everything ive ever read coming from cornel west for like the last 20 years always sounds like nonsense. i cant speak to his academic work, but when it comes to politics he really has no idea whats going on.
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Jun 9
the democratic party that lives in the imagination of republicans sounds so much cooler and badass than the democratic party we have
"Destroy him, I don't care what it takes," Biden said, going nose to nose with Merrick Garland.

"But we don't have evidence, sir."

"Fuck the evidence! Get the teams to make some shit up, I'm looking at the polling and I WANT HIM WHACKED"

Garland's hands trembled.
Quimby's face was covered in sweat. He'd spent all night splicing together the audio of Trump admitting to crimes. He knew it was wrong, so wrong, but Joe Biden was holding his family hostage in a cabin deep in the woods of Delaware. They would die if he failed.
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Looking at the Trump and Fox meltdowns feels like looking at porn.
OnlyFans for raw uncensored Fox News indictment meltdown footage
You must be 21 or older to watch this POV video of Mark Levin losing his shit.
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Jun 8
mike pence's inner monologue, every day of his life: "just act like you're normal just act like you're normal just act like you're normal just act like you're normal just act like you're normal just act like you're normal just act like you're normal just act like you're normal"
"one of your finest tomato cheese breads please human" - mike pence at the pizza joint
the caliber of gop candidates - trump, pence, desantis - is so bad that the democrats, the freaking democrats, are the ones who are better at normal human interaction.

the democrat! Image
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Jun 8
lons thread makes me think about marty mcfly's business meeting in 2015 where he turns his digital painting into a teleconference then gets fired (w a racist asian accent cameo) and to emphasize it also receives (so cute) a fax ImageImageImageImage
i always think about how this 1989 vision of the future thought you'd need a fax machine in the bathroom, but also people in real 2023 do business communications in the bathroom on their phones
the bttf2 aesthetic is "we've perfected teleconferencing, hoverboards, instant pizza, and flying cars but we still have paper faxes"
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Jun 8
think it says something that to so many too-online conservatives, the bad guy quarterback from all those teenage comedies in the 80s and 90s is supposedly the ideal.
its like they watched revenge of the nerds and their takeaway was that the woke nerds tormented this poor guy and he was the hero all along Image
every one of their accounts is like "why can't real men be like this, studying classical greek architecture and having a cheerleader wife at home who prepares his meats and does not have gay or transgender children?"
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