Thread by @michaelharriot

Top 10 imaginary Black people of all time. (according to white people)

A thread:

10. Some of white people’s best friends - Every white person claims that one of their best friends is black. I’ve always wondered why I’ve NEVER heard a Black person say this. Statistically, every Black person would have a white BFF, right?

Then I figured it out

They are all taking about the same Black friend.

And that’s how Clarence Thomas got on the Supreme Court

9. The negro Marxist

Mary McLeod Bethune, MLK, Malcolm X, Obama & Kaepernick are just a few of the ppl labeled as Commie collaborators.

Maybe, instead of being influenced by the Communist Manifesto& studying Karl Marx, they were radicalized by something else:

History

8. Angry Black Women

Enslaved Black women were subjected to the same inhumanity as their male counterparts PLUS more sexual violence. Their children were stolen & sold. They were excluded from democracy, receive worse medical care and paid less even though they’re MORE educated

Why would anyone be mad about that?

7. Careless Blacks

A lot of stuff that happens to Black people is because we don’t care about shit. For instance, Black kids have never had access to equal education. We defied anti-literacy laws, fought Jim Crow, got spat on & funded our own schools. But the reason we fail is

We don’t care about education.

Same for Black on Black crime.

6. MLK

Martin Luther King Jr is a real person but there’s a fictional MLK who wasn’t that radical and only said something about the content of character and he didn’t see color.

You’ve never heard of him but white people seem to know EXACTLY what “he would’ve wanted”

5. Black Republicans

Every year we hear about a mass Black exodus to the GOP that never happens. Also, every Black person from the past who did anything was a Republican and every racist white person was a Democrat. ESPECIALLY the KKK.

Also, Jesus was a Republican

4. Reverse racists

Its funny how ppl who know how much a “dash of salt” is love to tell you about how they grew up in a Black neighborhood and was discriminated against. Considering how this common micro-level racism is, isn’t it funny how it never happens on the macro level?

Where are all the Black -on-white massacres? Or the mass lynchings? After slavery, SC was majority Black, and guess what the freedmen did to the whites?

Nothing

But you’re the REAL racist

3. Cowards.

Apparently, there are a lot of Black people who agree with white people but are “afraid to speak out” bc they will be ostracized by the Black community. They never attach a name to these people but, of course, white people don’t snitch. I just have 1 question:

Who has ever been ostracized from the Black community?

There’s someone on Twitter right now who would buy tickets to an R Kelly concert if he was opening for Bill Cosby

And they’re wearing Yeezys

Something something “you should read Thomas Sowells. He went to Harvard.”

2. Dangerous negroes

These are the imaginary Black people who justify white people’s inhumanity toward us. The police gotta be brutal bc we have superhuman strength (white ppl kill more cops). They justified lynching bc it prevented Black men from going on raping sprees

Crack dealers were dangerous. Coke dealers just “party.” BLM was anti-cop but the Proud Boys actually commit more anti-police violence. We riot & loot but they “protested” at the Capitol & “celebrate” by burning cars after their team wins the World Series of Hackeysack

1. Dumb niggas

This is the world champion of white people’s imagination

Hip hop turns dumb niggas into thugs but country music didnt make Timmy a mass shooter. Crime isn’t caused by poverty or education disparities, dumb niggas just won’t talk about Black on Black crime

Dumb niggas vote Democrat because they’re too stupid to realize that white people know what’s better for Black people than 80% of Black people

If dumb niggas would just listen to white people instead of Marxist thug reverse racists, we’d solve all of our problems