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Wknd 🧵- Cricket, did you know?

-Don Bradman just hit 6 sixes in his entire test career

-Wasim Akram’s highest Test score of 257 is higher than that of Sachin Tendulkar's 248 not out

-Sanath Jayasuriya has more ODI wickets than Shane Warne

-West Indies is not a country

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-Chris Martin & B.S Chandrasekhar have more career Test wickets than the test runs they scored

-L in LBW stands for Leg but means pretty much any part of the body

-Alex Stuart’s career test runs(8463) match his DOB (8/4/63)

-Graeme Smith is only one to captain 100 tests

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-There have only been two tied test matches in the history of the game. Australia was involved in both

-Cricket was Introduced in Olympics in 1896

-Virat Kohli took a wicket of the 0th ball of his career. It was a wide

-Longest test match was 14 days

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-Kapil did not miss a single international match due to injury

-Bapu Nadkarni once bowled 131 dot balls in a row

-Glenn McGrath took a wicket off his career’s last ball in Test, ODI as well as T20I. Only bowler to do so

-Martin Guptill has only two toes in his left foot

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-Chris Gayle is only batter to hit a six off the first ball in Test match

- Sachin played for Pakistan before India (As a substitute fielder)

- Sachin has more five wicket hauls in ODIs than Shane Warne

-Sachin has only one duck in his entire Ranji Career (to Bhuvi)

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