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It's been a while since I talked about the BarnOwl case study vs. Hootsuite.
So, let's talk.
BarnOwl repeatedly proved its point in many different ways, showing how Hootsuite makes #unnecessary work for PR folks who do it to justify their paychecks.
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…UI/UX disparity is unique in that its customer base would have fewer PR chairs in the office if they improved efficiency.
How efficient, you might ask?
I run (ran?) a half-dozen Twitter 'bots as a hobby and my personal & professional accounts sen[d|t] daily tweets…
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And I had just created @Digits_Analysis for folks playing a still-in-beta game from #NYTGames. Writing the analyzer took some effort; setting up its 'bot proved trivial. FACT: it took longer to create its Twitter account than to configure BarnOwl to run it as a 'bot…
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I'd written BarnOwl so that, if I wished, I could send a tweet from every account at once, or just the 'bot accounts, or just my human accounts. Perfect for #ff tweets, of course, but who knows what else a PR wonk might think up?
Hootsuite could do the same, yes, but…
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…only as flexibly, not as simply (at least not the last time I checked).
It must be frustrating as a Hootsuite user to sit there, having just arranged 93 tweets to kick off during their "July Extravaganza," when the head of marketing bounds into the office with…
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…three tweets he wants inserted at July 5th. "Keep them all in order, just drop Day 30's tweets," he says.
In the BarnOwl case study, I'd insert those tweets in a text file and delete Day 30's tweets from that file.
When I started on BarnOwl, Hootsuite had no…
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…capability to bulk-modify tweets. You could only bulk-upload them.
(Let me know if they've added something like a CTRL-select option to delete scheduled tweets for re-uploading.)
So, the BarnOwl case study has proven its point: Hootsuite made it needlessly difficult…
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…for its users to work on Twitter.
I'll die on a hill shouting "Hootsuite did this on purpose so PR teams can justify their paychecks."
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Welp, Twitter is dying and I just poured my first Yukon Jack snakebite to celebrate!
So, let me tell you about the time I (a Master Sergeant) argued with the aircraft commander (a major) to divert his C-130 to avoid a missile attack in Iraq!
It's 2003 and BUFFALO 28 is flying 40 soldiers to Kuwait for a funeral ceremony. It's part of a two-ship with BUFFALO 30 carrying seven caskets. ⚰️
Wing commander Col (BGen select) Gibson has stopped BUFFALO 28 on the runway so I can board as Historian. nytimes.com/2003/11/02/int…
BGen-select Gibson understands the gravity of the situation and he's tossing me aboard to document the mission. As the only 3H0x1 in Iraq, I'm something of a diplomat to the other military services when we do casket transfers. Our presence lends the commander's gravitas.
...as a relic of USAF's #hasty effort to implement two new enlisted "supergrades" when Congress approved them in May 1958.
No joke: USAF had MSgts who reported to MSgts who reported to MSgts!
In haste, they decreed "a MSgt reports to a SMSgt who reports to a CMSgt." But now...
...we've got real problems in the U.S. with the words "master" and "chief."
USSF had a PERFECT opportunity to abandon these words. One obvious choice would be to change "Chief" to "Module," leading to a fantastic "Command Module Sergeant" title.
November 10, 2024:
Trump supporters begin driving to Washington, D.C. to participate in a "million vehicle march" against the Biden administration
November 11, 2024:
Washington, D.C. lockdowns begin as reports hit the airwaves of "tens of thousands of cars and trucks" en route
November 12, 2024:
Trump is all smiles, calling D.C. "a bunch of wimps" for fearing "the American people" who "know the 2020 election was stolen from me"
Trump off-handedly remarks "it wouldn't surprise me if truckers plow right through those fragile little road blocks"
In 1985 at Ramstein Air Base in Germany, 400+ uniformed personnel from the 7102d Computer Services Squadron (many units were huuuuuge back then!) sat in the base auditorium as a one-star general briefed us on the "AD+DC=SI" merger between computers & communications. The general…
…explained how the merger would bring serious manpower cuts across our career fields, saying "every one of you sitting at a desk is one less guy on the flight line."
I turned to my supervisor sitting next to me and I made the "eject lever" motion. He shrugged. But…
…in the final analysis, all U.S. uniformed services do something spectacular:
They mold future captains of industry!
@csoandy & @robtlee & @RobertMLee are perfect examples of this: leaders in their respective civilian occupations.
…the 1970s when the rebound effect from the U.S. Civil Rights Movement seeped into imperialist nations' territories.¹
First-world college students don't learn about HK's societal…
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¹ study 40yr-old U.S. military theses to "appreciate" 😳 the recent history of imperialism
…standing 25yrs post-WWII because it's DISGUSTING and "certainly not fit for undergrads."
In a nutshell: HK's 1970s industrialization proved so good that London dropped their leash and let HK roam free inside their dog park.²
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² yep, another reference to HK as dogs 😑
Learn grep by using it to solve Wordle! Here's one from a few days ago. I have a favorite starting word and I see it has two letters in the wrong position. My wordle-grep cheat sheet (see snapshot) tells me how to build a command line. I build it and…
…ew, 120 words is way too many. My gf looks over my shoulder saying "what if there's an S at the end?" so I insert a grep command to give me those. Picking through the responses we agree on "farms" and I go for it. As you can see…
This time I add "fms" to the wrong letters and I insist on "a" in the second position. I *also* decide to include "i" on a #hunch because it's the next vowel in line. I build the command line and 19 words emerge. I never saw "radio" because "rabid" jumped out at me…