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Dying remembering the shitty Halo series and how the fans started calling him Master Cheeks
The strange graphics, the absolutely inexplicable sex stuff, just a whirling dervish of failure lol
Oh and they called him Jimmy Rings too. Was really good stuff.
I don't even get how you f up a series based on the games, it should write itself.
How do you take a character like Master Chief, who is supposed to be a power fantasy, he's supposed to be a consummate badass, and mess that up.

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Someone get us the notice for when this guy bites the dust
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Still laughing over this.

Supertramp did 9/11. Get the word out, people.
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