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@jon_d_doe

Jul 2

A painful read.

Here is a DM from a 28 year old man.

I have told us many times, that your mother is not the same person as your father's wife, and that your father's wife is your real mother.

I have also said many times, that a wicked woman or a cheating wife will prefer to

be a widow than a divorcee or a single mother.

If you read the entire DM, and with an open and indent mind, you'll understand these quotes of mine.

It's hard to convince this young man to trust a woman, because his own mother, who should have been a good example of a woman to

him, failed him.

However, like I always said, a woman is a woman.

And what differentiates a good woman from a bad woman is SHAME.

Tell me...

How can a mother, knowing that her son was in the house, bring in another man to have sex with her?

Did she for a moment, forget that

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

Jul 1

This morning, I shared a DM from lady who had a conversation with her mother.

The mother told her that a woman should sometimes act like a "dunce" when she's in a relationship or marriage.

Over the years, and in my experience dealing with women, I have observed that most

women in their 20s appear more exposed, knowledgeable and confident that their male peers of the same age bracket.

If you take a random survey of women in their 20s, most will tell you that they prefer to date much older men.

In particular, men in their 30s.

They tend to

see them as generally more mature, financially more capable & perhaps, ready for marriage.

This is why you'll see a an under 25, dating a man in his 30s or even early 40s.

But let me say something.

I need you young women to be patient with that young man that you're dating.

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@jon_d_doe

Jun 27

I'll answer you in two phases:

Phase 1:

If you're cohabiting with your girlfriend as students, both of you should jointly take care of your bills.

She brings, & you bring too.

This was what my lovely wife and I did when we were cohabiting in school.

Sometimes, if we ran

ran out of cash, she would either call her elder ones living abroad or she would go to her village to meet her parents.

Then she would return with foodstuff & some money.

Whenever she returned, this was what she did.

"Sweetie, I came back with these foodstuff. My mother gave

me 2k, my father gave me 5k, my uncle gave me 3k".

We used to have this shirt of mine that I hardly wore. It was in the breast pocket that we usually kept our monies.

Anyone could take from it, & give account.

Whether I was the one that brought money, or she was the one that

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@jon_d_doe

Jun 19

https://twitter.com/jon_d_doe/status/1935717171113660788

I'll be dropping the DMs in series.

And I'll pin this post, so many would read and judge the winner.

Toaster no 1.

https://twitter.com/jon_d_doe/status/1935717171113660788

Toaster no 2.

Toaster no 3.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

Jun 15

How to treat your husband like the king that he is.

1) when he's leaving for work, you make sure he's well dressed, and you kiss his forehead saying...

"My darling husband, you'll go and come back in safe hands. I wish you a blessed day".

2) while he's having his bath, you

select his boxers, singlet or tie for the day. And place them strategically on the bed. So he sees them, and wears them.

3) You have already packaged his lunch in his lunch pack. This one typically occurs within the first few years of marriage. And may stop once kids start to

come.

4) when he returns from work, you welcome him with a kiss. Then you take his bag from him to the room. And then you go to the kitchen to prepare his dinner, & prepare him for shower. If you already have kids, tell them to go help him remove his shoes and socks. And say..

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@jon_d_doe

Jun 15

Ordinarily, I would have ignored your DM.

Or just posted it without caption.

But since it's father's day, I'll grant you audience because I am a father, and I imagined what I would advice my daughter, if she was as stupid as you.

Everyday, I come here to say that any woman

that thinks she's capable of loving a man, is bound to make stupid decisions or mistakes.

Some of you don't just understand it.

You term it as me either insulting you, or misleading you.

When in actual fact, I am trying to help you.

Look at you.

Out of desperation, you used

your money to rent an apartment for a man that is:

1) not as educated as you are

2) still struggling to feed himself.

And he's living with you.

You took him to your elder brother, and he advised you like a father.

You sort advise from another sensible woman, and she advised

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