We saw Anita(NinaTheElite) at home on our way to buy food ingredient for Sallah day so we asked her if she will cook rice or pounded yam for Sallah.
She said none, that it’s Davido she wants to cook. Ahh, wetin Baba Imade do? Find out..
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Few days ago, as usual, Gistloverblog continued their mission to scatter this country as they posted the back story to this Anita’s cooking.
In the beginning, the TL was void and dark till Davido went to buy car and na there the wahala from start
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After Davido bought car, Anita went to threaten him that she will leak their videos on this Obasanjo’s internet.
Shey Davido don dey act blue film? Me I don’t know
Davido sha said she no reach but his mind dinor touch ground as he was using one eyes to check her story
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Anita borrowed TG Omori’s camera and screenshot Davidos handle on her story before she posted it that she wants to talk😂
Davido Sodiq saw the post and told her to delete it that she should say her Instagram was hacked
Like Kante, Davido was feeling the pressure
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The matter died down small before 30Bg people turned Anita to tiger gen saying that she is a clout chaser.
Anita got angry and went to collect chef Dammy’s apron that she used to cook Davido for the second time.
With precision, she leaked her and Davidos chat for us
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She said she met Davido in 2017. She sef no be new cat
She posted their chat where she told Davido “My stomach is messed up, I think you hurt me lol”
So Anita inside that your OBO, another OBO dey inside?
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Bring your head let me hit this small nail on top.
Like this now, Anita said she have get belle for OBO and he is asking her to remove it but she won’t.
She said she is a Godly person sef and she doesn’t need Davidos money or anything
So Aunty Anita what do you want?
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She posted another chat where Davido woke up early morning needing assurance as he asked her…
“Did you take the pill”
Dr David at least make she wake up na😂
Let the pregnant breefth, don’t suffocate them
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Anita went to drink energy drink to continue the dragging and she chop small winch there before she came to post Davido’s number and address on the TL.
People wey never send billing to that number for this app no reach 3
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All these wahala is coming few days after Davido accepted that he has a son with another baby mama (Larissa) and they said Chioma is pregnant too.
One girl Saje tweeted
“So he is expecting two childs”
Precious replied
“Yes and you might have to resume school with them”
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One babe (Feyi)was showing her own concern when she tweeted..
“Davido is not even scared of STDs, yooo”
Another cookathon started on this Elon musk app when one guy (Tobby) quoted Feyi with…
“the babes arent lagos girls now”
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One guy (Ekun) came to say..
“Be like say na Burna dey pull out”
(Olu) quoted him..
“Person wan get Belle for Burna? 😂😂😂 Shishi you no go see 😭”
(Abeni) replied…
“You fit still chop beating on top”
(Nwike) added…
“If he use timbaland on that stomach eh”
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Anita started thinking in 5G as she went to post Davidos lyrics “Call Anita oo, tell am make she come dey go far away”
She say the song dey hit differently now😂
When you and Davido meet, shey Davido no hit differently?
That will be all for now oo, dey read gist make you dey chop meat. You sef don try 😂
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Early in the morning before we brushed our teeth, VeryDarkman posted a video telling Bobrisky to do the needful. What could possibly be needed by that time of the day?
Na money na money na money, na money oo
Stay with me 🏃🏼
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VDM posted a screenshot of a chat between Bobrisky and one guy that was asking for his money.
Apparently Bobrisky borrowed 4 million hard earned Tinubu naira from the guy since and she doesn’t want to pay back.
If the guy was younger, he’d have started crying sef
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The guy said he’s going to take action and Bobrisky said..
“Do your worst”
Ahhh, on top person money? Be like Bobrisky chop plenty liver rice for prison.
But wait, did Bobrisky actually go to prison? We’d get to that part soon.
I was going to hustle for fuel when I saw South Africans inside a big pot being cooked by Nigerians.
I said I should mind my business and look away till someone shouted from the back.
“Put Enisa, Put Enisa” Ahh, what’s going on?
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I dropped keg and ran to the cooking spot to ask if the Enisa they are putting is salt or maggi before I met one chef Smallie that was aggressively putting Enisa inside the pot.
I asked him what happened and before he could say anything, tears started dripping from his eyes.
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He said I should bring chair that he wants to tell me a deep true life story, ahh this must be serious.
He said there’s a female artist from Albania called (Enisa) that gained the attention and love of Nigerians during their EndSars protest.
A normal day in Lagos as Oshodi Mr Beast (Asherkine) took to the streets to do his philanthropy work which later caused catastrophe on this Elon Musk newly acquired application.
He met a bus driver whose family news drove the internet crazy.
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As Asherkine was buying foodstuff for the bus driver to take home, the wife was on Facebook cooking the husband without ingredients as she posted her pictures with the hashtag #singlemom
Single mum explaining her post after seeing what Bus driver came home with
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Asherkines videos brought different agenda to the TL as the bus driver was working on the same day his children were graduating in school.
Twitter for Men are bad parents said the bus driver is an irresponsible father while 4am cooking Twitter showered the man with praises
Hello Habibi, yk the cold weather that comes with this rainy season doesn’t last long anymore because someone is always coming to heat up the TL. 🥲
This week, it was Burna boy that came to burn down the whole TL. As usual, fasten your seatbelts.
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Davido didn’t even take his wedding clothes off before he went to fight for custody of his child Imade with Sophia Momodu.
As Davido is using legal step to drag Imade from one hand, Sophia is also dragging her from the other hand but that’s not the main part of this thread.
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After wedding, Davido and his wife Chioma left Nigeria for their honeymoon and while they were travelling…
A concerned fan advised Burna boy to also get married and he even used Davido as a good example and that’s where problem started.
The problem started when people made “No gree for anybody” their new year resolution bringing imbalance to our social space as no one was ready to be the bigger person.
Sit tight as I walk you through the valley of shadow of vawulence.
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We shall open this years gist with DJ Cuppy, do you copy?
After leaving Twitter influencer (AsiwajuLerry) for British boxer (Ryan Taylor)
Lerry decided to curb tribalism a little as he went on to date an Igbo girl (Amara)
That’s where problem started.
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Everybody moved on till the British boxer fought his way out of the relationship.
Months later, Aunty Cuppy cupped Casamigo that Wizkid kept for his Amigos before coming to tweet…
“Hiiiiiii it’s me again 🥹 AsiwajuLerry”
That’s how Twitter people dragged her and her dogs
Omo, where do I start from? Which one I wan talk, which one go remain?
In the morning while mourning Mohbad’s death, TwitterNg experienced a volcanic eruption of chaos that spread like wildfire causing many casualties.
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Many conspiracy theories sprang up after Mohbads death but the one that gained more attention was when Sam Lerry sorry Sam Larry and his boys harassed Mohbad at a video shoot.
Sam Larry could have come and explained what happened to us but..
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Video of Sam Larry bullying Mohbad at a video shoot