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Undead Odalisque🧞‍♀️

@EvilVizier

Jul 1 • 5 tweets • 2 min read Twitter logo

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As I promised yesterday, I've now dropped out of the beauty posting business to start an indie pop band.

Here's our first song--which also happens to be the best song ever written about Calgary!🧞‍♀️❄️

jsanilac.bandcamp.com/track/calgary

https://twitter.com/EvilVizier/status/1602471998461861888

I'm going to be away on holiday for a while. If you're looking for something to read, visit my website or check out this handy index of my writing.

https://twitter.com/EvilVizier/status/1602471998461861888

jsanilac.com

ABOUT ME

jsanilac.com/mala

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