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May 14
WATCHING MISOGYNIST ‘FOIDSLOP’ ‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’ (2026) WITH A LATINA WOMAN

Was deciding on a movie to watch one evening with Latina friend, saw that ‘Wuthering Heights’ (2026) had recently become available on streaming. Suggested watching this because had seen it described as the platonic form of ‘foidslop’ so-called and was curious. Film is only loosely based on Emily Brontë’s novel, it’s a ‘Mounted by the Minotaur’ ‘Erotic Literature for Women’ ‘E.L.Jamesified’ TikTok era re-imagining involving some of the original characters. Remember the Buz Luhrmann Great Gatsby movie that had Jay-Z rapping over it? It’s stylised sort of like that but here it’s Jacob Elordi humping Margot Robbie on windswept Yorkshire moorland to a Charlie XCX soundtrack

Can’t tell if movie is supposed to be ‘right wing’, mean this in the sense of the women in this movie are completely deranged - to extent you wonder if it is being misogynist on purpose. Jacob Elordi’s Heathcliff’s chadcock literally drives them into mental illness, it is genuinely hard to tell if movie intentionally has a ‘Red Pill’ worldview. Director is a woman, Emerald Fennell. Wondered if she was trying to make a point with it about male manipulators or whatever or if she actually made it like that because, as a woman, it turned her on. You can read it either way

Heathcliff ofc is one of the archetypical tormented Byronic antiheroes of British literature. He is a feral cad, that’s the character - but it feels like Fennell has turned those traits up to eleven here. She has him communicate almost entirely in taciturn grunts, occasionally an “aye up I love yeh Margot Robbie” in a gruff northern accent. Will say this movie seemed to have an appreciable (intended?) effect on some women. If you go back and read tweets from the time of the film’s theatrical release you can find a lot of them properly frothing at the fanny for Elordi

Asked my companion, “if Jacob Elordi approached you grunting through the fog on a misty moorland would you find that a turn on?”

“He’s Jacob Elordi”

“He’s not even saying anything, just full-on gorilla grunting. And the fog is really thick”

“He’s hot, yeah”

Elordi doesn’t jestermaxx at all, he just materialises occasionally and broods, sometimes he chops wood - which makes Margot Robbie crazy for him. Basic plot is Elordi’s Heathcliff is employed as a servant at Margot Robbie’s household. He is really hot but he’s also a working-class commoner. Margot is torn between wanting a rut on the dale and class expectations. One day after Heathcliff sucks her finger on an escarpment she breaks down sobbing and calls Heathcliff a chav, which causes him to immediately leave. He disappears for years and in his absence Margot marries betabucks provider Mr. Linton, though she can’t stop thinking about Elordi sucking her finger

“Would you marry a poor working class man if he was hot?”

“Depends how hot”

“Like Jacob Elordi”

“Maybe but the average wage in this country is a few hundred dollars a month. There are not many opportunities here. If he was from your country I would, I could move there”

One day Elordi suddenly returns, newly minted. Margot, who is pregnant and has learnt to suppress her cravings starts tingling again. Her Vietnamese servant clocks this and says “the fuck are you doing you’re married and pregnant.” Margot manages to hold out for a bit but Elordi fucks with her by marrying Mr. Linton’s sister who he chains up in a BDSM dungeon and has crawl around on the floor making dog noises. He literally tells her “I’m only marrying you to get back at Margot, I don’t love you, I’m going to abuse you” but because he’s hot she agrees

Soon though Margot folds and Elordi gets straight into surreptitiously cracking her next to the peat bogs. Eventually beta Linton discovers what is happening and bans her from seeing Elordi again. This makes her so mentally ill she miscarries and dies

“Did you find what Elordi does romantic in this movie?”

“He’s hot, yeah”Image
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I don’t know anything about these subjects so it was lost on me unfortunately…
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May 14
BEST OF R/LEGALADVICEUK 🧵

r/LegalAdviceUK is a reddit subreddit where people ask for legal advice about their problems. Because of the levels of dysfunction in Britain today they often read as parody. A thread of some of the more absurd recent posts Image
“Our church food bank is getting misused” Image
“My friend paid someone to sit her driving test for her” Image
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May 13
Begs question to what extent can you meme ethnogenesis into being? ‘White American’ not strictly a real ethnicity but is considered a real thing. Enough ‘hapa’ children now with deracinated neurosis in search of an identity under hypermodenity, could ‘Wasian’ become a real thing? Image
PREDICTION: By the 22nd Century - probably sooner - ‘Wasian’ will come to be considered a serious ethnic category. You will get Wasian Americans in the same way you get White or Black Americans. This will emerge culturally through force of numbers and collective identity neurosis
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May 12
With continued globalisation international behavioural norms - social, political and aesthetic - will converge approximately on the average norms of Armenia; the cultural sweet spot for maximal global appeal. The C21st will be spiritually Armenian, the triumph of ‘Gold Chainism’ Image
‘The Armenian Standard’ is more attainable than Euro, Afro or Asiatic standards for anyone who fits into "other." Under lusotropicalism roughly Armenian norms are attainable for lusotropical model citizens of indeterminate backgrounds. Too brown to be white, too white to be brown
For example, looksmaxxing is spiritually Armenian and has emerged to the degree it has because society is now so spiritually Armenian. Very Near Eastern ‘Gold Chain Race’ custom, you could imagine an excoriating Herodotus polemic branding it the practice of preening orientals Image
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May 11
Kardashianism’ represents the ‘goldchainification’ of female beauty standards under globalised lusotropicalism. Kardashians a more attainable form for average women than more traditional Eurocentric models and matches kinds of aesthetic preferences ‘Global Latina Belt’ has anyway Image
Which country are you in? Difficult to say…
Aesthetic emerges from the ‘Gold Chain’ Races Zone which is roughly coterminous with the ‘Global Latina Belt’. Incidentally, map of ‘Gold Chain’ Races is almost a 1-to-1 overlap with the map of the Achaemenids under Darius, though it extends further west today into Latin America Image
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May 8
Imagine governing so badly you meme Welsh independence into being. Wales by disposition very nationalistic - dormant under old labour politics the sentiment is now emerging again confused and blinking into the sun; splitting into regular British and celtic left wing nationalism Image
It is version of same new divide in rest of country but it gets somewhat superseded in Wales by the added dimension of ‘Welshness’

OUT - Trade Unionist politics for the coal miners in the valleys

IN - Nationalism but based on how much Welsh you speak Image
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Wales is of course culturally latino/a so they get a bit confused and throw melodramatic fits and don’t really know how to productively channel their energy politically... Still one of most nationalistic areas of Britain though, possibly up there with East Anglia and the Estuary
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