First of all, here are the lyrics to Jason Aldean’s “Try That in a Small Town”
The first question we must ask is “what, specifically, is the ‘that’ that Aldean is requesting we try?”
“Sucker punch[ing] somebody on a sidewalk” appears to reference the “Knockout Game,” a group activity where rabid negroes randomly clock white ppl upside the head
But here’s the thing about the “knockout game,”
It’s just something white people made up.
Let’s be clear: there are people who sucker punch people, which is wrong. But the notion that negroes enjoy committing random acts of violence against whites… npr.org/sections/codes…
Is actually an American tradition. In the 1980s, it was called “wilding.” During the civil rights era GOP Sen. & VP candidate William Miller coined a phrase to demonize ppl who believed civil rights protesters were nonviolent & not attacking brave police officers:
“Soft on crime”
The idea has justified lynchings for more than a century. Remember, the event that turned Ida B Wells into America’s biggest anti-lynching crusader started with the accusation that a Black kid sucker punched a white boy as they played marbles
To be fair, it’s possible Aldean wasn’t talking about Black people. You know who sucker punch more people than rabid negro thugs?
Cops
We talk about police killings but what about the people who survive?
41% are punched or manhandled. Black males are 2x likely to be shot by cops but 5x to be punched
So either Jason Aldean was fueling a racist conspiracy theory about or he was telling the truth & he doesn’t want cops in his small town
But wait… There’s more
Who’s carjacking people?
This one’s easy. Most car thieves (61%)are white but most carjackers (56%) are Black. He doesn’t care about cars being stolen, Jason should actually be applauded for caring about black people. You know why?
White people don’t really get carjacked
Whew!
Again, Jason isn’t worrying about business owner getting money stolen, he’s only worried about crimes black people commit
The VAST MAJORITY (76%) of business losses due to crime is caused by embezzlement & forgery.
52% of embezzlers are WHITE WOMEN (shocked me too!)
But who are these people Jason claims to protect and love so much in the small rural town he’s protecting with his granddaddy’s gun?
White people
But what happens to these thugs in small towns?
Jason wouldn’t call the police on these criminals (remember, they be punching people).
Jason wouldn’t make a citizens arrest
He mentions his granddaddy’s guns & says he has “good ol boys ready to fight)
Sounds like a lynch mob
But some people would disagree. Now, for 250 years, Black people have been fighting for a lynching law. Those activists had 4 criteria that defined a lynching:
1. It had to be extrajudicial 2. It had to be done by 3 or more ppl 3. It had to public
But here’s the thing:
A lynching is not just a hanging. In fact, a lynching isn’t always a murder. Many people survived lynchings. But even when the attempt was unsuccessful the ACTION was still a lynching.
But since Congress finally passed a lynching law, let’s see the official definition
“If death or serious bodily injury…results from the offense”
Legally it is a lynching
Police be lynching
Mobs be lynching
Racist white people be lynching
America be lynching
But not Jason Aldean
Jason Aldean just made a lynching carol for racist white people in America
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In the days before WebMD, an enterprising scammer could make a fortune promoting ANYTHING as a health product. If you wanted to stay healthy, you needed to include gin, a few cigarettes and some tonic to your health routine
But if a scammer REALLY wanted people to trust a product, they would sell it straight to a pharmacy. Like the dude who couldn't sell his tonic named after Dr. Joseph Lister (who had nothing to do with it). He made a deal pharmacist, & the pharmacist sold it as a health drink
I've seen SO MANY ppl use the shutdown as an opportunity to demonize people who receive SNAP benefits, WIC and any kind of government assistance.
Here's the thing:
I agree with those people.
We need to end the WHITE welfare state
BECAUSE welfare works.
A thread:
The original welfare program began when the government decided to help the lazy, uneducated Jamestown colonists who didn't want to work. In exchange for bringing carpenters, farmers & indentured servants who knew how do stuff, colonizers received 50 free acres in "headrights" or "patents."
Virginia even recorded names of the migrant workers. On Apr 19, 1638, George Menefie received 3,000 acres for 60 "servants." But there's only 37 names.
What happened?
He received 1,150 acres, an area about the size of Harlem, for 23 unnamed "negroes..."
I’m sure you think I’m gonna mention Jean Baptiste Point du Sable, the Black fur trader who is known as the first non-indigenous resident of Chicago.
But du Sable was not enslaved when he moved to the mouth of the Chicago river in 1790.
So who TF was buying furs?
Well, remember all that was French territory. In 1719 French entrepreneur Philippe François Renault hopped in a boat in the South of France, stopped in Haiti to purchase 200-500 humans beings & headed to “Upper Louisiana”
By 1760, 900 ppl were enslaved in “Illinois Country”
By now, it has become apparent that this man is much dumber than people initially thought, but here is why this specific act of ignorance is so common.
"Slavery was standard practice throughout earth..."
Let's start here.
While MOST societies (not all) had forms of involuntary subjugation, people who don't know things use their ignorance and privilege to flatten the idea of slavery.
I always found it funny that ppl who say "slavery existed in every society," also LOVE to differentiate between indentured servants and enslaved people.