A bhakt goes to police station and asks to file an FIR saying robbers entered his house, molested women in his family, killed a family member & stole their things
Police in charge: More that 4 lakh crimes against women, more than…
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…30 thousand murders & more than 30 thousand robberies are reported every year in India.
Where were you and Why didn’t you come to police to complain about all those crimes? Why this selective outrage about your family only? What’s this conspiracy to defame the country…
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…..as if your family is the only one facing such crimes? Why are you sullying country’s image as if there is crime everywhere. Also, what about the Police Station in charge before me, were there no molestations, robberies, murders then? Why this selective outrage now?….
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….Are you a Pakistani being paid by Soros for carrying out Nehru’s agenda? We are really angry and anguished at your behavior!!!
Bhakt: I am sorry (Peace be upon Savarkar). Aap ne meri aankhein khol di. No need for FIR. I am going home to admonish the molested women and….
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….the dead body in my family for trying to defame the country. I am ashamed at myself for bringing this disgrace to the country because of crimes that my family faced.
Thank you for your anger and anguish. We are lucky to have you running the police.
The End (is near)
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Apparently one can get convicted for insulting (even indirectly) a community, get disqualified & face jail
Here is the list for Modi
-Extra 2b kahan se aaya: insulted maths community
-Climate not changing we r changing: insulted climate change…
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..scientific community
-Saw man using pipe & ulta bartan for nala gas: insulted all scientific community & our collective intellect
-‘Diddi oh diddi’ cat call: insulted sisters community
-STREANH: insulted spelling bee community
-600 Cr voted for BJP: insulted logic community
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-People were ashamed to be born in India: insulted all Indians
-Cloud radar mumbo jumbo: insulted defense expert community
-Kapdon se pehchan lete hain: insulted a community
-I have photogenic memory: insulted photographic community
-I used camera and email with photo..
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Most Modi photoshoots are scripted, carefully produced & orchestrated. Bhakts obviously enjoy all but most of them hilariously fail. Here are my top 5
1-Modi meeting waste pickers with garbage neatly piled on a brand new red carpet 😂
2-Modi interacting with school children in a fake school, inside a badly constructed fake classroom with a fake window (which is, hold your breath…is drawn on the wall)
😂
3-Modi meets sanitation workers to wash the feet of 5 lucky workers. If you remember the video, everyone was super awkward & Modi was so impatient he just wanted to get it over quickly
But kya karein any stunt for votes 😅
Wknd 🧵- Mood of the Park Nation (& why we are doomed)
My uncle shared a few discussion topics from their group, who meet every evening at the local park. It was fascinating so I just listened & took notes (Not making any of this up, almost verbatim):
Read On👇….
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-Apparently there was a queue in Japan for world leaders to touch Modi’s feet. Sunak also did it but Modi being humble didn’t release those pics
-Tesla wants to shift all their manufacturing from China to India. Waiting for Modi’s nod. Modi not giving them bhaav because….
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..last time Musk didn’t agree to our conditions. Big announcement soon
-2000 note ban is part of a very big plan we can not even imagine. People will be surprised when Modi will share the actual objective. Wait
-All opposition parties r making a plan to stop Ram Mandir….
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I notice Bhakts are struggling to defend this MastersStroke by Modi & Nirmala. I am happy to help, here is the tool kit they can use:
-Those who travel overseas are very rich so should have no problem in paying 20% to help Modi make India vishvaGuru…
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-Those criticizing the move are urban naxals & Modi haters who don’t want the extra tax to create development in India
-People have money to pay for premium Netflix plans, order extra toppings on Pizzas & upsize their meals at McDonald’s but they have a problem in….
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…paying little extra tax that will make India 56 Trillion ton economy by 2047? Think
-People want to take pride in Statue of Unity, take pride in our beloved PM traveling the world in brand new planes, share videos of Modi’s very impressive (& flowery) road shows,..
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