A lot of outlets have been telling the story of Tony Bennett marching with MLK.
But have you ever heard the story about how “wokeness,” DEI, Jesus, an actual anti-racist, 2 church choirs & 1 of the greatest dance moves of all time got Tony Bennett into show biz?
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The story begins when Black soldiers returned from WWI & white folks went wild & just started killing Black veterans. The Klan’s numbers surged, sparking the “Red Summer of 1919”
This 2nd wake Klan “America First” movement wasn’t just anti-Black, tho. It was anti-Catholic & anti… well, anything but white people. And this wasn’t just a Southern movement.
And if you’re wondering, about the white Catholics, well…
Then he opened an orphanage for Black children and you know they had 1 helluva choir. Of course, the Klan burned it down.
He built it back.
They burned it down AGAIN.
But if the Catholic Church was so racist, where was he getting all this money?
The choir, of course!
They really had one of the baddest children’s choirs around! Can you imagine having all the talent in NYC on 1 choir?
Plus, there was this other movement starting in NYC—the “New Negro” movement & the Harlem renaissance. A lot of that musical talent came out of this church
They basically had choir practice EVERY DAY. Lena Horne was on the choir, and supported the orphanage her entire career. Tap dancer Bill Bailey started there.
Who’s Bill Bailey?
He was a battle dancer.
Seriously, he went on the road with Duke Ellington & had ONE JOB.
Every night in the show, he’d battle the legendary Bill Bojangles Robinson, perhaps the greatest tap dancer who ever lived. (Fun fact, Bojangles held the world record for running backwards )
But here’s the thing: Bailey won A LOT of those battles: because he had a secret weapon
Instead of walking onstage, he’d do a move he called “the backslide,” that made it look like he was gliding on air. It’s hard to describe and some people say a guy named Michael Jackson did it better. But Bill Bailey was the 1st to backslide. Or as you know it,
The moonwalk.
That movie is “Cabin in the Sky.” Lena Horne was in it. Duke Ellington was in it. Count Basie was in it. The woman singing was Ethel Waters, the 2nd Black woman nominated for an Academy Award & the 1st to have her own TV show
How’d ALL the Black folk get in 1 movie?
Well, a few years earlier, Hattie McDaniel was the FIRST Black woman to win an Oscar for “Gone with the Wind,” a racist movie about something.
This ain’t CRT. Even B4 GWTW debuted, the NAACP protested it. So The filmmakers hired cultural sensitivity advisors…
white ones
And when it debuted, Black folks refused to go see it. At the Atlanta debut, they dressed a kids choir up as SLAVES!
One of them was a 10-year-old named Martin Luther King Jr.
St Paul Claver’s Choir would NEVER.
So when the MGM offered roles in Cabin in the Sky to everybody Black, all those Harlem Renaissance New Negroes who went to church together agreed on 1 condition:
The NAACP had to approve the script
Ron DeSantis would’ve lost his shit.
But these were the “New Negroes” - a group of Harlem Renaissance artists & Black activists who laid the foundation of the civil rights movement
Bill partied HARD. He was always out wilding and having fun. He still danced & he still went to church because his sister was in NY
Anyway, one day, bailey was at choir rehearsal with his lil sister, who wanted to be famous too. He said she wasn’t talented enough & made her go home. She was like: “I’ll show him.”
Her choir director told her a talent show at an up & coming theater in Harlem
- The Apollo
She entered and WON IT.
And since she went to church and her brother hung out with the New Negroes she was welcomed in and became a big star too. Even bigger than her brother!
She was doing movies! She was on the road with Duke Ellington & Lena Horne. She even did movies
But because they were big individual stars, they never got together much. And after WWII, a lot of work dried up. MGM wasn’t making big musicals, so everyone basically hit the road.
Then they got the opportunity of a lifetime!
Someone wanted to put the old band back together.
In 1949, MGM announced they were going to make a Bojangles Robinson biopic! The old crew agreed to be in it. They canceled tours & got the NAACP’s approval for the script. It was a done deal.
Since Bojangles had died, there was only one person who could play him
Bill Bailey.
So they contacted Bill, who was in NY, and guess what Bill said?
“Nah, I got the Holy Ghost now.”
Ninja WHAT?
No one believed him. Ol hard-partying Bill? They literally just needed him to backslide one more time.
So they got his sister to come talk to him. & he made a deal
“Tell’em to come see me preach. They’ll believe me then.”
Bruh, that dude preached his ASS off.
MGM made “Bojangles” 50 later, with Gregory Hines.
Bill’s sister hadn’t canceled her shows in NY though. She knew her brother loved church.
So of course all the legends came by her gigs & hung out with Bill’s little sister Pearl Bailey while they were in town.
And of course, if all those Black musical legends were in town, you know all the white stars were gonna come through. It was kind of a thing
Now this was 1949 at a white club in Greenwich Village. Literally every famous Black musician was in town that week & could fall through on any given night. But Pearl wanted to make her show “diverse.”
So she hired a white opener, probably the least famous musician in the place
So when Bob Hope asked who her opening act was, bc he wanted someone to take on the road, Pearl Bailey was like
“Some local kid named Tony Bennett. You like him?”
The rest is history.
Now here is the moral of the story :
Just because Tony Bennett was a diversity hire who got his job through affirmative action…
It doesn’t mean he wasn’t qualified.
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For five years, I have been covering what is unquestionably the biggest criminal justice scandal in American history.
Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life.
But it's not over.
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For 5 decades, police officer Roger Golubski sexually assaulted Black women and forced to give false testimony that he used to send Black men to prison while he ran a sex trafficking and drug cartel in Kansas City Kansas
Before everyone leaves this app, I want to make a confession
I'm planning a robbery
I already have a target, a crew & a blueprint, I just need 1 more thing:
Will you help me recreate the greatest Black on Black crime in US history?
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On Thursday, May 23, 1861, Frank Baker, James Townsend, and Shepard Mallory orchestrated the greatest heist in American history.
Less than 6 weeks after the start of the Civil War, the enslaved men were essentially donated to the Virginia Confederate Militia to dig ditches
As they worked near the exact same spot where "20& Odd" Africans arrived 1619, the men spotted a boat.
Of course they skedaddled. Scrammed. Vamoosed. They ran like Josh Hawley in an insurrection, crossed the river and presented themselves to Union Gen, George Butler
People who say this election could be the "end of democracy" are so extra...
Or maybe they know the TRUE history of the election-denying white supremacist who led a violent insurrection, overturned a presidential election and ended democracy in America.
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First, you should know that the US Constitution created a form of govt called a "federal republic" where elected officials represent the citizens (as opposed to a DIRECT DEMOCRACY, where people vote on every decision)
But a representative democracy is just A KIND OF DEMOCRACY
Saying, "America is a constitutional republic, not a democracy," is like saying: "I'm a MAGA Republican, not an American."
BTW, this is your daily reminder that @laurenboebert is a pro-insurrection MAGA Republican HS dropout who failed the GED 3x... NOT an American.
My uncle’s friend Hawk was a feared gangsta. He was ruthless but he was also a chess wizard. According to the streets, Hawk only lost 1 once, years ago, when he was in prison.
So imagine my surprise when my uncle told Hawk: “l bet $100 my nephew will kick your ass
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Now I was like 12 or 13, so even though I was a chess prodigy, I was scared AF
What if I put Hawk in check and he slit my throat ? What if he sicced his goons on me to keep his streak alive? I hadn’t even reached goon-fighting age!
Then my uncle made a deal:
If I beat Hawk, I could keep the money.
A whole $100 dollars? Oh, hell yeah! I was down.
There was just one other problem with my uncle’s plan.
One of my former economics students recently reminded me about a concept I used to call "belief economics."
I haven't taught the course it in a long time, but ever since she reminded me, it perfectly explains why everyone is so focused on Black male Trump voters
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My "Race as an Economic Construct" class applied economic principles as a framework for understanding the concept of race.
I know you've heard that race is an SOCIAL CONTRUCT - it is. But MOST social constructs are ALSO economic constructs.
Even money.
A $100 bill is more valuable than monopoly money bc society constructed a monetary system. Take the pseudointellectual right-wing conspiracy about the gold standard
Why is gold so valuable?
Sure it's rare. But it's not as rare as rhodium or as useful as iron.
While other organizations (hopefully, maybe) will be fact-checking, JD Vance & Tim Walz, as usual, I’ll be translating the dog whistles, white lies and overall Caucasity
The live vice presidential debate “BlackCheck”
JD Vance begins by blaming the “Kamala Harris Administration” for Iran’s nuclear progress.
When was that?
Apparently, Kamala Harris has done a LOT. She held a seminar in Iran on how to build nukes
She opened a fentanyl shipping company
She helped organize a human trafficking ring
Somehow, as VP, she passed executive orders to renam the whole South: “Kamala Harris’s open border”