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Simon Harris - Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) Profile picture
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‘Unfortunately as my mortgage provider doesn't take payment "in the form of promotion on their socials", and my staff can't feed their kids with exposure on Instagram, I'll have to decline your very generous offer. Those are my thoughts.’

Well done Three Little Birds Bakery in… https://t.co/jsW4PCFWMGtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Good afternoon, I am wondering if you would be interested in the following opportunity: We are organising a 40th Birthday Party for a well-known celebrity on the 1st September 2023 in Manchester. In return for being a supplier for the event, payment would be made in the form of promotion on their socials with over 700K followers, as well as promoted in OK Magazine. They will be crediting all the suppliers on these platforms. The party has a guest lists full of celebrities and industry people from tv / film and music, so loads of work would come from it. <<REDACTED>> would also use you for o...
Three Little Birds Bakery 14:12 : to <<REDACTED>> Hello <<REDACTED>> Thanks so much for the email. We do have availability for your date. I'm so sorry to hear that your client has fallen on such hard times they can't afford to pay small businesses for their products. Unfortunately as my mortgage provider doesn't take payment "in the form of promotion on their socials", and my staff can't feed their kids with exposure on Instagram, I'll have to decline your very generous offer. Those are my thoughts. All the best, Bec
… and before someone trawls my Facebook and spots that I’ve had meals out / other stuff for free before in exchange for ‘exposure,’ I get invited for this sort of thing from time to time by businesses and their marketing people - I never go out demanding it :)
The celeb in question has been named by the DM now (obviously) but I would be cautious before piling in on her specifically. I know what agencies can be like sometimes.
WOW. Just WOW.

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After that guy on Radio 5 Live had an extraordinary rant about people on benefits with flatscreen TVs today, I wanted to reshare ‘BUT THEY’VE GOT MONEY FOR …’ Replies for every idiot abusing people on social media who loses their shit about this sort of thing.
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To the man who just had a pacemaker fitted on Radio 5 Live ranting about people on benefits ‘with flat-screen TVs.’ You’re going to blow a gasket mate. You’re an absolute disgrace. Have a Lemsip. Have a w*nk. Calm down.
Well done to @bbc5live for broadcasting his utter ignorance to the nation.
Self-made millionaire? You’re a self-made c*** pal.
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