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Wknd 🧵- THE Life in 20 Pictures

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Born in a poor family. Early photo with ‘poverty’ brand buttoned down shirt Image
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The poor boy getting ready to sell tea Image
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At the party when he got employee of the month at railway platform tea stall Image
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The poor boy wearing the poor bow tie getting a poor photo clicked. Poorly making sure eyes are fixed straight at the poor cameraman. Old habits die hard Image
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All set to visit the Himalayas in his prime youth Image
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That look when you start living of Bheeksha , the poor cameraman continues to get the piercing gaze Image
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The poor sanyasi continuing to live of Bheeksha in foreign countries

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Purana Rishta with acting and movie industry ,living of Bheeksha days continue Image
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Early days of saving women from harassment Image
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Keenly learning the ropes of Raj Dharma from atal ji Image
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Even with all the poverty, Bheeksha , Sanyaas and tapasya etc - gala sab ka sookhta hai , dar sab ko lagta hai Image
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The guru who taught gets the guru dakshina
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Ye Dosti Hum nahi …….
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STREANHing the hands of the first family Image
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And that famous TIGER body language Image
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The country couldn’t be in safer hands Image
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The famous last goodbye to the Cheetahs Image
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Setting the bar high when it comes to dignity of office and statesmanlike conduct in parliament
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The Poor boy turned Bheeksha taking youth turned tiger to this simple living poor Maybach shades wearing icon of simplicity Image
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And finally, taking benifit from and off everything that’s worth taking benifit to continue to live a billion dollar poor life! Image

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More from @SirKazamJeevi

Jul 29
Wknd🧵- 🩳 Story, Jungle vs जंगल

Ek Jungle mein bahut saarey Gadhe the. No one used to take them seriously. One day they found a boastful Mule. Few over-smart donkeys said, “let’s use this Mule to make us powerful”. And how do we do that?, asked a few perplexed donkeys.
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We will call him a lion, said the over smart asses. And so they started telling each other & everyone that The Mule was a lion. They even painted the Mule in lion colors & got his pictures clicked with fake mane & in funny lionish costumes. Later they told everyone that…
2/12
…. an ‘evening CONsult’ survey said the Mule was declared mightiest lion in the whole world. Apparently the CONsult cons had spoken to 56 donkeys & 5 to 6 other animals who were deaf, mute & blind, but that wasn’t so important in the grand lion schemings
A few years later..
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Jul 22
Wknd 🧵- A short Bhakt whataboutery story

A bhakt goes to police station and asks to file an FIR saying robbers entered his house, molested women in his family, killed a family member & stole their things

Police in charge: More that 4 lakh crimes against women, more than…
1/5
…30 thousand murders & more than 30 thousand robberies are reported every year in India.

Where were you and Why didn’t you come to police to complain about all those crimes? Why this selective outrage about your family only? What’s this conspiracy to defame the country…
2/5
…..as if your family is the only one facing such crimes? Why are you sullying country’s image as if there is crime everywhere. Also, what about the Police Station in charge before me, were there no molestations, robberies, murders then? Why this selective outrage now?….
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Read 5 tweets
Jul 9
Wknd 🧵- Community Insults

Apparently one can get convicted for insulting (even indirectly) a community, get disqualified & face jail

Here is the list for Modi

-Extra 2b kahan se aaya: insulted maths community
-Climate not changing we r changing: insulted climate change…
1/5
..scientific community
-Saw man using pipe & ulta bartan for nala gas: insulted all scientific community & our collective intellect
-‘Diddi oh diddi’ cat call: insulted sisters community
-STREANH: insulted spelling bee community
-600 Cr voted for BJP: insulted logic community
2/5
-People were ashamed to be born in India: insulted all Indians
-Cloud radar mumbo jumbo: insulted defense expert community
-Kapdon se pehchan lete hain: insulted a community
-I have photogenic memory: insulted photographic community
-I used camera and email with photo..
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Jul 1
Wknd 🧵- Journalistic(sic) Gems

20 of my favorite moments from Indian TV news, that symbolize why we are where we are.

Big thanks to my friend Ravi for the curation!

1/20
Let’s start with something soothing, with who else but Arnab
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Maths lessons by Anjana
45 = 83 = 43 = 63
3/20
When Chaurasia went to the moon & back, in full astronaut costume
Read 11 tweets
Jun 24
Wknd 🧵- Top 5 Modi Photoshoot fails

Most Modi photoshoots are scripted, carefully produced & orchestrated. Bhakts obviously enjoy all but most of them hilariously fail. Here are my top 5

1-Modi meeting waste pickers with garbage neatly piled on a brand new red carpet 😂

2-Modi interacting with school children in a fake school, inside a badly constructed fake classroom with a fake window (which is, hold your breath…is drawn on the wall)
😂

3-Modi meets sanitation workers to wash the feet of 5 lucky workers. If you remember the video, everyone was super awkward & Modi was so impatient he just wanted to get it over quickly
But kya karein any stunt for votes 😅

Read 6 tweets
Jun 10
Wknd 🧵- Cricket, did you know?

-Don Bradman just hit 6 sixes in his entire test career

-Wasim Akram’s highest Test score of 257 is higher than that of Sachin Tendulkar's 248 not out

-Sanath Jayasuriya has more ODI wickets than Shane Warne

-West Indies is not a country

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-Chris Martin & B.S Chandrasekhar have more career Test wickets than the test runs they scored

-L in LBW stands for Leg but means pretty much any part of the body

-Alex Stuart’s career test runs(8463) match his DOB (8/4/63)

-Graeme Smith is only one to captain 100 tests

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-There have only been two tied test matches in the history of the game. Australia was involved in both

-Cricket was Introduced in Olympics in 1896

-Virat Kohli took a wicket of the 0th ball of his career. It was a wide

-Longest test match was 14 days

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