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Kristi Yamaguccimane Profile picture
@TheWapplehouse
Aug 20, 2023 • 48 tweets • 11 min read • Read on X
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Again, I can’t stress enough, DO NOT DRIVE THROUGH FLOOD WATERS

If you don’t lose your life you’ll at least lose your ride

🧵⬇️⬇️⬇️
Admittedly I do love watching dipshits in super cars drive through water lol
Your 1/2 ton pickup is no match for moving water
Elderly woman drives around police barricade and ends up being rescued
Absolutely no clue what this guy was thinking
YOUR 👏 TRUCK 👏 IS 👏 NO 👏 MATCH 👏
BMWs gonna BMW
McLaren goes for a swim
what the hell

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Feb 24
Here’s mine: the day before the start of 9th grade my buddy Carl came over and we were shooting pool and every time he’d walk by I’d smell shit and finally I asked him “Carl did you step in shit?” and he was like “uhh, naw man, I didn’t…uhh I farted” and I could tell it…
wasn’t a fart because you can smell the difference between human shit and a fart. One has a much earthier fragrance. But every time he’d walk by I’d smell it more and more and he just kept insisting that he farted or that maybe he’d stepped in dog shit and I could smell that…
wasn’t true either because dogshit and human shit smell different. So we got done shooting pool and Carl’s dad was on his way to pick him up so we walked out to the living room and Carl said he had to pee so I sat down and watched TV with my dad and Carl stayed in the bathroom…
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Jan 7
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
This video has everything:

-an angry white boy named Connor
-Southern accent
-concerned white women that aren’t helping
-white wine
-some stupid shit only a drunk white guy would do
-playing old school hip hop
-an ugly vase
-a woman wearing a fur
-navy blazer with jeans
THIS WAS LIVE TWEETED AS IT HAPPENED
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Dec 13, 2023
Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…

This shitty premise was your opening gambit? You absolute fool. This man has battled holocaust denying foes twice his age in the darkest corners of the internet. Refreshing the page eagerly awaiting a reply, fingers hovering above the keyboard between sips of code red…
Your argument for abolishing age of consent laws? Kid Buu vs Super Buu? The merits of Loli? Evolution? He’s trained his mind and body for this all his life. You enter into this conversation. You will not leave unless it is under the white banner of surrender.
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Nov 6, 2023
Yeah, because those children didn’t condemn Hamas so… Image
They changed the wording lol Image
Just for posterity
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Sep 26, 2023
Guy walking to work gets stopped, body slammed on his head, suffers fractured hand, fractured skull, ruptured eardrum, concussion and TBI then gets told to shut the fuck and it’s his fault for being a dumb bastard

Department decided this force was justified, cop not charged
Part 2

Guy spent 9 days in the hospital. The deputy was fired but not for this incident. Unsurprisingly lies his ass off about what happened.
fox5atlanta.com/news/paulding-…
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Sep 13, 2023
“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.”

You can’t reform this.
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This is fucking nauseating man
CW (I’ve tried hiding this multiple times but this platform is shit and it isn’t working)

They also released the footage of the bastard that hit her doing 74 in a 25 and he’s so disinterested and sounds so annoyed and inconvenienced after killing her
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