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Kristi Yamaguccimane Profile picture
@TheWapplehouse
Aug 20, 2023 • 48 tweets • 11 min read • Read on X
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Again, I can’t stress enough, DO NOT DRIVE THROUGH FLOOD WATERS

If you don’t lose your life you’ll at least lose your ride

🧵⬇️⬇️⬇️
Admittedly I do love watching dipshits in super cars drive through water lol
Your 1/2 ton pickup is no match for moving water
Elderly woman drives around police barricade and ends up being rescued
Absolutely no clue what this guy was thinking
YOUR 👏 TRUCK 👏 IS 👏 NO 👏 MATCH 👏
BMWs gonna BMW
McLaren goes for a swim
what the hell

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Kristi Yamaguccimane Profile picture
Dec 14, 2024
This shit is insane. People that’ve never looked at airplanes flying at night or understand scale or rather lack thereof in any way are either losing their minds over run of the mill airplanes or purposely muting videos so you can’t hear the extremely loud jet engines and people are buying it. It’s so obviously a plane.Image
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“They’re flying so low to the trees!” You are watching full size passenger jets thousands of feet high coming in to land at an airport you’re not directionally intelligent enough to orient yourself with miles away. Stop it, New Jersey. The country already has a bad opinion of you.
“They’re flying in circles tho!”

It’s called a holding pattern. Theyre waiting for permission to land. You’ve been on a plane that had to do this. They’re miles away from you. The lights are EXTREMELY bright. It throws scale off.
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Feb 24, 2024
Here’s mine: the day before the start of 9th grade my buddy Carl came over and we were shooting pool and every time he’d walk by I’d smell shit and finally I asked him “Carl did you step in shit?” and he was like “uhh, naw man, I didn’t…uhh I farted” and I could tell it…
wasn’t a fart because you can smell the difference between human shit and a fart. One has a much earthier fragrance. But every time he’d walk by I’d smell it more and more and he just kept insisting that he farted or that maybe he’d stepped in dog shit and I could smell that…
wasn’t true either because dogshit and human shit smell different. So we got done shooting pool and Carl’s dad was on his way to pick him up so we walked out to the living room and Carl said he had to pee so I sat down and watched TV with my dad and Carl stayed in the bathroom…
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Jan 7, 2024
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
This video has everything:

-an angry white boy named Connor
-Southern accent
-concerned white women that aren’t helping
-white wine
-some stupid shit only a drunk white guy would do
-playing old school hip hop
-an ugly vase
-a woman wearing a fur
-navy blazer with jeans
THIS WAS LIVE TWEETED AS IT HAPPENED
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Dec 13, 2023
Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…

This shitty premise was your opening gambit? You absolute fool. This man has battled holocaust denying foes twice his age in the darkest corners of the internet. Refreshing the page eagerly awaiting a reply, fingers hovering above the keyboard between sips of code red…
Your argument for abolishing age of consent laws? Kid Buu vs Super Buu? The merits of Loli? Evolution? He’s trained his mind and body for this all his life. You enter into this conversation. You will not leave unless it is under the white banner of surrender.
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Nov 17, 2023
The secret to a 9-5 is finding a job that allows you to fuck around most of the day. Ingratiate yourself with the manager or boss and be really good at one specific thing that they rely on you for so that it’s more of a headache for them to replace you than put up with you.
Me? I’m the comedic relief and i know how to communicate effectively. I’m also the token left-winger so if they fire me they’re afraid I’ll sue for discrimination or something
Saw a thread on soft skills and look, I know the new generation coming up hates small talk and doesn’t owe anyone anything but I’m telling you right now the best skill to have in life is small talk in a way that people like you. It makes everything easier. Teach your kids.
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Nov 6, 2023
Yeah, because those children didn’t condemn Hamas so… Image
They changed the wording lol Image
Just for posterity
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