Thread by @metroadlib

wait.
lol.
jim jordan sent a what?

LOL.
okay. i was pretty preoccupied the last couple weeks.
i did NOT know this happened.
judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-subs…

fam.

this woman told jim jordan that the only accurate thing in his letter was the part where he listed the defendant's charges. God Almighty.

in paragraph 2, she gives caselaw.
then she quotes the caselaw. so, *so* much.
and she LOADS it with "Id." just "Id" everywhere the human eye can see. and you KNOW she's typing hard and saying "like. i. fucking. said." with EACH keystroke.
THEN she uses TRUMP'S OWN 2020 CASE....

which ALSO cites the caselaw she cites. lol. just in case anyone had any questions about the applicability of the example that she chose.

My God.

and in the VERY NEXT BREATH........she quotes a 2022 letter from JIM JORDAN echoing the same sentiment she is.

NASTY work. lol.

FILTHY.

now she's quoting a book about house rules and protocols.

lol.

quoting a book about house rules and protocols to the CHAIRMAN of the house judiciary committee.

leaving a flaming bag of dogshit at his front door would have been less disrespectful than this letter. lololol.

she said the man's attempt at intrusion is unconstitutional, and that his demand for information is.....JESUS.... "*offensive* to *any* notion of separation of powers... ."

be anything in the world you want to be EXCEPT offensive to any notion of separation of powers.

now she's listing the standards that must be met before anything like jordan proposes can have a snowball's chance of moving forward. lol. then she tells him it's clear he can't satisfy any of them, "let alone all of them."

ooooh, girl. burrrrrrrrrrn.

now she's citing todd peterson's 2020 journal entry on the importance of the independence of federal prosecutors and telling jim jordan it would be bad enough if he were attempting to f with a *federal* case....(the implication here being, "but at least it's plausibly SOMEWHERE

in your bailiwick.....however tangentially......since it'd be *federal*"). then she's all, "but you're trying f with STATE shit? STATE SHIT? you're talking about messing with STATE shit?!" *GASP*

and yet ANOTHER trump case directly applied:

Listen.

Listen.

Don't you ever talk to me like this.
Lolol.

Not ever.

On Christ the solid rock, I stand....don't you ever talk to me like this. Lol.

she said, "here's something else, my good bitch. if you don't want to get charged in fulton, don't do your dirt shit in fulton."

now she's telling him the whole premise of his letter is wrong. and that "defendant trump" (burn) can't be immune from prosecution just b/c he's running for president. then she says, "that mf knew we were investigating him when he *announced* his candidacy."

How she didn't preface this "With all due disrespect," I'll never know-

okay. so....lol...."hav/plenty" is one of my favorite movies. one of my favorite PARTS of that movie is a scene where lee and hav are making out, and hav asks lee if he'd be upset if she didn't wan to have sex, and he tells her he wouldn't, and then she gets upset b/c he

said he wouldn't get upset. then hav says, "lee, i know you don't know this about me, but i'm a freak." then she expounds on how she wants to feel when she's in someone's arms. then she's all, "i'm sorry, that's just how i think. maybe you should go read up on

freaks and how we think."

that's what THIS *********ICONIC*********** shit makes me think of:

1. SHE TELLS HIM THAT IF HE WANTS TO GET LESS IGNORANT ON THE TOPIC THAT IS SO CLEARLY ABOVE HIS CURRENT UNDERSTANDING, HE CAN READ A GODDAMNED BOOK.
2. THEN SHE PROVIDES THE BOOK TITLE.
3. THEN SHE TELLS HIM..........

hold on a second.
lol.

i want to have my inhaler on my lap when i type this next part.

THEN SHE TELLS HIM..........
THAT AS A -

"NON
MEMBER
OF
THE
BAR"--

AS A
"NON
MEMBER
OF
THE
BAR"--

HE CAN BUY THE BOOK HE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS TO READ.............ALBEIT.......AT A DIFFERENT PRICE POINT THAN SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY AND FACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THIS SHIT......
FOR
*two* *hundred* *and* *forty* *nine* *dollars.*

i'm gonna call that ENTIRE paragraph:

The Old Yeller

she FOLLOWS with..."And I just KNOW you didn't fix your mouth to p-ache about how long this is gonna run. it would have moved a hell of a lot faster if your little friends weren't playing games in court instead of responding to my lawfully-issued subpoenas.

If you have a concern about my timetable, kindly consult Lindsey Goddamned Graham."

THEN she says that he has no basis to allege that her office has misappropriated federal funds. Then she ATTACHES A DOCUMENT outlining alllllllllllll the state programs those funds go to. THEN she says, if he wants to continue to threaten to deprive her county of those

funds, that's his business--
so long as he knows that he's effectively helping rapists, serial killers, and child predators run loose in the world. then she's all, "if you hate rape kit dna forensics, just say so, jimmy. just say so." and TO BE CLEAR..............

Willis SPECIFICALLY HIGHLIGHTING the harm those actions will cause to sexual assault survivors....Willis SPECIFICALLY quoting one.....*TO JIM JORDAN*--a man accused of standing IDLY BY........while a fellow wrestling coach at OSU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED STUDENTS.......is NO ACCIDENT.

lol.
fam.

ALL OF HER SUGGESTIONS FOR HOW THIS MAN CAN OCCUPY HIS DAMN TIME INVOLVE REQUESTS FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO SEND HER COUNTY MORE FUNDING.

then she CLOSES w/, "since you are so pressed about fulton & the shit that happens here, why don't you look into all the racist threats of violence me & my team have received since you started popping off wild at the mouth, lying on my name. i've attached 10 examples hereto. ho."

i sincerely hope that i sufficiently convey on a DAILY basis that THIS

is a prosecution-*hostile* account.

i'm in mixed company so i won't speak to how that goes *double* for a very specific kind of prosecutor.

but *this* is a prosecutor-hostile space.

make NO mistake.

every day.
any way.
it's fuck them forever and always.

THAT SAID...............

THAT SAID..............

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

documentcloud.org/documents/2394…

is a thing of *ethereal*, eternal, *transcendent* beauty.

jim jordan is too smug to care. and i'm POSITIVE he didn't read it in part, let alone FULL--

but any other sentient being walking this earth--
anyone else on the PLANET experiencing its charms in corporeal form---

would throw the fuck up if that letter were directed at them.

b/c when i tell you that i would VOMIT BLOOD.

My God, my God.