AMERICAN MEDICAL STUDENT IN HAITI DESCRIBES WORKING WITH HAITIANS - A Thread 🧵
A Short Thread sharing the Infamous Blog Post of a Medical Student’s Experience in Haiti about ‘How Haitians Think’ 🇭🇹
It has proven hard for me to appreciate exactly how confused the Haitians are about some things. Gail, our program director, explained that she has a lot of trouble with her Haitian office staff because they don't understand the concept of sorting numerically. Not just "they don't want to do it" or "it never occurred to them", but after months and months of attempted explanation they don't understand that sorting alphabetically or numerically is even a thing. Not only has this messed up her office work, but it makes dealing with the Haitian bureaucracy - harrowing at the best of times - positively unbearable.
Gail told the story of the time she asked a city office for some paperwork regarding Doctors Without Borders. The local official took out a drawer full of paperwork and looked through every single paper individually to see if it was the one she wanted. Then he started looking for the next drawer. After five hours, the official finally said that the paper wasn't in his office.
Part of it is Haitian education. Even if you're one of the lucky ones who can afford to go to school, your first problem is that the schools can't afford paper: one of our hosts told stories of Haitian high schoolers who were at the level of Western 5th graders because they kept forgetting everything: they couldn't afford the paper to take notes on!
The other problem is more systemic: schools teach everything by uninspired lecture even when it's completely inappropriate: a worker at our camp took a "computer skills" course where no one ever touched a computer: it was just a teacher standing in front of the class saying "And then you would click the word FILE on top of the screen, and then you'd scroll down to where it said SAVE, and then you'd type in a name for the file..." and so obviously people come out of the class with no clue how to use an actual computer. There's the money issue - they couldn't afford a computer for every student - and a cultural issue where actually going to school is considered nothing more than an annoying and ritualistic intermediate step between having enough money to go to school and getting a cushy job that requires education.
There are some doctors and nurses, who are just as bad - though none at our compound, which is run by this great charity that seems to be really on top of things. We heard horror stories of people graduating from nursing school without even knowing how to take a blood pressure - a nurse who used to work at the clinic would just make her blood pressure readings up, and give completely nonsensical numbers like "2/19". That's another thing. Haitians have a culture of tending not to admit they're wrong, so when cornered this nurse absolutely insisted that the blood pressure had been 2/19 and made a big fuss out of it. There are supposed to be doctors who are not much better, although as I mentioned our doctors are great.
But I was going to talk about the patients. I don't really blame the patients. I think they're reacting as best they can to the perceived inadequacies around nurses and doctors. But they seem to have this insane mindset, exactly the opposite of that prevailing in parts of the States, where medicine is good. In particular, getting more medicine of any type is always a good thing and will make them healthier, and doctors are these strange heartless people who will prevent them from taking a stomach medication just because maybe they don't have a stomach problem at this exact moment. As a result, they lie like heck. I didn't realize exactly how much they were lying until I heard the story, now a legend at our clinic, of the man who came in complaining of vaginal discharge. He had heard some woman come in complaining of vaginal discharge and get lots of medication for it, so he figured he should try his luck with the same. And this wasn't an isolated incident, either. Complaints will go in "fads", so that if a guy comes in complaining of ear pain and gets lots of medicine, on his way out he'll mention it to the other patients in line and they'll all mention ear pain too - or so the translators and veteran staff have told me.
I haven't gotten any men with vaginal discharges yet, but many (most) of the patients I've seen have just complained of pains in every part of their body and seen if any of them stick. A typical consultation will be a guy who comes in complaining of fever, coughing, sneezing, belly pain, body pain, stomach pain, and headache. The temperature comes back normal (not that our thermometers are any good), abdominal, ear, and throat exams reveal nothing, and we send them away with vitamins and tylenol or maybe ibuprofen.
My cousin Samantha and my friend Charlotte, both of whom have come with us, have studied medical anthropology and think this is fascinating. I am maybe a little fascinated by it, but after the intellectual clarity of medical school, where every case has textbook symptoms that lead inevitably towards some clever but retrospectively obvious diagnosis, I'm mostly just annoyed.
Also, if I ask a question of the form "do you have X", people almost always answer yes. "Are you coughing?" "Yes." "Are you coughing up sputum?" "Yes." "Is the sputum green?" Yes." "Is the sputum coalescing into little sputum people who dance the polka on your handkerchief?" "Yes".
A depressing number of our patients have split into two categories: patients with such minor self-limiting illnesses that there's not much we can do for them, and patients with such massive inevitably fatal illnesses that there's not much we can do with them. There are a few who slip in between: some asthma patients, hypertensives, diabetics, people with UTIs and other bacterial infections, a man with serous fluid in his knee that my father drained for him - but they're depressingly few. And even when we can help them by, say, giving an asthmatic a month's worth of asthma medication, it's worrying to think about what happens when the month is up. Coming back to our clinic requires traveling on awful Haitian roads and waiting in line in the awful Haitian weather with two hundred other people and then hoping there's even a doctor who will see you, so I don't know how many people return for refills or what the effect of having to do so on quality of life must be.
To be honest I think a lot of what we're giving are placebos. And placebos have their uses, but here I think we have lost the comparative advantage to our competitors, the witch doctors, who can placebo the heck out of us. One of our translators' grandfathers is a voodoo priest, and he was describing some of the stuff he did. It sounded pretty impressive, although at least no chickens get harmed during any of our treatments.
But we have certainly helped a few diabetics, people with bacterial infections, and the like; and we're connecting a lot of kids with vitamins (not to mention stickers), so I do think we're doing a bit of good. My father loves working in Haiti and has made best friends with all the translators and is always going out into Port-au-Prince to see the sights and taste the social life. I think it's great for my education, great for my resume, and great to be helping people, but I will breath such a sigh of relief when I get back on that plane to the States.
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THE STUPID AMOUNT OF STATUES IN SKOPJE, NORTH MACEDONIA 🇲🇰
Skopje, North Macedonia on first appearance is an uninteresting though not terrible Balkan city. If you visit this is probably a fair description BUT it doesn’t quite capture the most engaging aspect of the city which is the absurd number of statues it has - for whatever reason there are literally hundreds of statues of different historical figures in the city centre. Skopje’s architects seem to have gone out of their way to include every even tangentially related to modern or historical Hellenistic Macedonia named historical figure on Wikipedia. Even the Wikipedia entries that only have two lines. And not even just the historical figures from Macedonia either, apparently also any historical figure of note who passed through the territory on horseback once. I don’t want to say modern day North Macedonia formerly the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia is a made-up country that exists because Serbia and Bulgaria couldn’t equitably settle a territory dispute but you do kind of wonder why modern Macedonians felt like they had to erect all these statues. Was it an insecurity about their own identity? Look, I am not categorically saying it was an insecurity about their own identity, a felt need to embark on a project of national identity creation or whatever, but you would be hard pressed to find this many statues in the centre of the capital of even the world’s most chauvinistic country. I’ve been to Pyongyang and I don’t recall it having as many statues
I consider myself fairly well-educated (you can agree or disagree, up to you) so I made a point of walking along the bases of all the statues to see how many I recognised. Starts off well enough - a few statues of Alexander the Great and Philip II of Macedon. Okay, not really Slavic were they but we’ll accept the framing for argument’s sake, fair enough. Then we get to various saints, Saints Cyril and Methodius, Saint Naum, Saint Clement of Ohrid… Okay, again fair enough. Justinian I - was he Macedonian? Had to look that up. Turns out he was born in the Roman province of Dardania, near modern day Skopje. He was a Latin-speaking Roman though. Maybe we can let that one slide. Samuel of Bulgaria, the first Tsar of the Bulgarian Empire, had his court centred at Ohrid. Why not? Serbian King Stefan Dušan - well he was born in Belgrade but he did conquer Macedonia from the Byzantines and move his capital to Skopje. Then a few Maceondian nationalist figures you may not know like Goce Delčev and Dame Gruev. Mostly passable but these are just the A-listers
Then we start to get a bit more silly. Lots of statues associated with the Argead dynasty of Macedon - Caranus, Perdiccas I, Alexander I, Amyntas III, Olympia, Parmenion, Perseus… already this is a bit much. Very autistic hyper-focus completions brain. They throw in an aborted-looking Achilles too at the end presumably just for a laugh. Then, lots of various obscure Slavic tribal leaders, I didn’t really know any of these - Prebond, Hacon, Petar Delyan, Georgi Voiteh, Ivats… who? You can look them up. Many were resistance heroes against the Byzantines, not even against the Turks. Various other medieval figures I won’t name, was really having to consult Wikipedia a lot. A few other saints besides the major names above like Saint Joachim Osogovski, Saint Prohor Pčinjski, Saint Gavril Lesnovski, others… again, no I did not know who these people were
(Please note most of these statues are displayed right next to each other along bridges in the very centre of Skopje. Also note that these statues are rarely of the best quality, a few even look appreciably shoddy. You remember that botched Christiano Ronaldo statue from a few years ago? Some look a little bit like that, very disjointed proportions and blocky Nintendo 64 faces)
Then we get to more modern figures. Lots of Macedonian ‘resistance’ figures (to be fair every Eastern European countries has a lot of statues of these kinds of figures); Karpoš, Pitu Guli, Hristo Tatarčev… I didn’t know any of these people either but in just skimming their biographies their profiles and achievements would get more and more obscure the further along the bridge you went. ‘Assistant Commander’ ‘Pamphleter’ etc. Again, I’m not going to list them all
The most obscure statues are found on the ‘bridge of artists’ - they really probably put the ‘Who?’ in ‘Who’s Who?’. As an aside, I’m not saying painters or poets or singers etc are illegitimate subjects for statuary and I’m sure that if you were actually Macedonian you might recognise a few or even most of them BUT I will say that when I went on some of their Wikipedia pages to find out who they were they would have like two lines descriptions. Made a point of going on their Macedonian language pages too and in some cases, again, two lines. I’ll just give you some names for effect, I didn’t know any and I am sure you probably don’t either; Toše Proeski, Trajko Prokopiev, Grigor Prličev, Petre Prličko, Kočo Racin etc… in short there are a lot of these statues, the broader point in this sense the really silly number of statues. It’s bug collecting with statues - this is probably just what ‘weaponised autism’ looks like in the Balkans of course. Nationalism as your special autistic obsession. Apparently the entire cost of installing all of these statues was over €600 million
Actually in modern Macedonian politics the policy of promoting ancient Macedonian revivalism as integral to modern Macedonian identity - and especially where it was lead by the right wing nationalist VMRO-DPMNE (Internal Macedonian Revolutionary Organization – Democratic Party for Macedonian National Unity) governments between 2006 and 2017 - is known as ‘Antiquization’. Which is to say, it has been deliberate Macedonian government policy to ‘imply’ a cultural and ethnic continuity with ancient Macedonia. Is this ‘retardrightism’? You decide. Either way, this has created considerable tensions with Greece and Macedonia’s minorities (Albanians, Turks, Serbs, Aromanians etc) as well as between the Macedonians themselves. Less nationalistic Macedonians, whatever ‘nationalistic’ means in the context of modern Macedonia, often regard the statuary as ridiculous. The VMRO-DPMNE still continue to win elections regardless
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