AMERICAN MEDICAL STUDENT IN HAITI DESCRIBES WORKING WITH HAITIANS - A Thread 🧵
A Short Thread sharing the Infamous Blog Post of a Medical Student’s Experience in Haiti about ‘How Haitians Think’ 🇭🇹
It has proven hard for me to appreciate exactly how confused the Haitians are about some things. Gail, our program director, explained that she has a lot of trouble with her Haitian office staff because they don't understand the concept of sorting numerically. Not just "they don't want to do it" or "it never occurred to them", but after months and months of attempted explanation they don't understand that sorting alphabetically or numerically is even a thing. Not only has this messed up her office work, but it makes dealing with the Haitian bureaucracy - harrowing at the best of times - positively unbearable.
Gail told the story of the time she asked a city office for some paperwork regarding Doctors Without Borders. The local official took out a drawer full of paperwork and looked through every single paper individually to see if it was the one she wanted. Then he started looking for the next drawer. After five hours, the official finally said that the paper wasn't in his office.
Part of it is Haitian education. Even if you're one of the lucky ones who can afford to go to school, your first problem is that the schools can't afford paper: one of our hosts told stories of Haitian high schoolers who were at the level of Western 5th graders because they kept forgetting everything: they couldn't afford the paper to take notes on!
The other problem is more systemic: schools teach everything by uninspired lecture even when it's completely inappropriate: a worker at our camp took a "computer skills" course where no one ever touched a computer: it was just a teacher standing in front of the class saying "And then you would click the word FILE on top of the screen, and then you'd scroll down to where it said SAVE, and then you'd type in a name for the file..." and so obviously people come out of the class with no clue how to use an actual computer. There's the money issue - they couldn't afford a computer for every student - and a cultural issue where actually going to school is considered nothing more than an annoying and ritualistic intermediate step between having enough money to go to school and getting a cushy job that requires education.
There are some doctors and nurses, who are just as bad - though none at our compound, which is run by this great charity that seems to be really on top of things. We heard horror stories of people graduating from nursing school without even knowing how to take a blood pressure - a nurse who used to work at the clinic would just make her blood pressure readings up, and give completely nonsensical numbers like "2/19". That's another thing. Haitians have a culture of tending not to admit they're wrong, so when cornered this nurse absolutely insisted that the blood pressure had been 2/19 and made a big fuss out of it. There are supposed to be doctors who are not much better, although as I mentioned our doctors are great.
But I was going to talk about the patients. I don't really blame the patients. I think they're reacting as best they can to the perceived inadequacies around nurses and doctors. But they seem to have this insane mindset, exactly the opposite of that prevailing in parts of the States, where medicine is good. In particular, getting more medicine of any type is always a good thing and will make them healthier, and doctors are these strange heartless people who will prevent them from taking a stomach medication just because maybe they don't have a stomach problem at this exact moment. As a result, they lie like heck. I didn't realize exactly how much they were lying until I heard the story, now a legend at our clinic, of the man who came in complaining of vaginal discharge. He had heard some woman come in complaining of vaginal discharge and get lots of medication for it, so he figured he should try his luck with the same. And this wasn't an isolated incident, either. Complaints will go in "fads", so that if a guy comes in complaining of ear pain and gets lots of medicine, on his way out he'll mention it to the other patients in line and they'll all mention ear pain too - or so the translators and veteran staff have told me.
I haven't gotten any men with vaginal discharges yet, but many (most) of the patients I've seen have just complained of pains in every part of their body and seen if any of them stick. A typical consultation will be a guy who comes in complaining of fever, coughing, sneezing, belly pain, body pain, stomach pain, and headache. The temperature comes back normal (not that our thermometers are any good), abdominal, ear, and throat exams reveal nothing, and we send them away with vitamins and tylenol or maybe ibuprofen.
My cousin Samantha and my friend Charlotte, both of whom have come with us, have studied medical anthropology and think this is fascinating. I am maybe a little fascinated by it, but after the intellectual clarity of medical school, where every case has textbook symptoms that lead inevitably towards some clever but retrospectively obvious diagnosis, I'm mostly just annoyed.
Also, if I ask a question of the form "do you have X", people almost always answer yes. "Are you coughing?" "Yes." "Are you coughing up sputum?" "Yes." "Is the sputum green?" Yes." "Is the sputum coalescing into little sputum people who dance the polka on your handkerchief?" "Yes".
A depressing number of our patients have split into two categories: patients with such minor self-limiting illnesses that there's not much we can do for them, and patients with such massive inevitably fatal illnesses that there's not much we can do with them. There are a few who slip in between: some asthma patients, hypertensives, diabetics, people with UTIs and other bacterial infections, a man with serous fluid in his knee that my father drained for him - but they're depressingly few. And even when we can help them by, say, giving an asthmatic a month's worth of asthma medication, it's worrying to think about what happens when the month is up. Coming back to our clinic requires traveling on awful Haitian roads and waiting in line in the awful Haitian weather with two hundred other people and then hoping there's even a doctor who will see you, so I don't know how many people return for refills or what the effect of having to do so on quality of life must be.
To be honest I think a lot of what we're giving are placebos. And placebos have their uses, but here I think we have lost the comparative advantage to our competitors, the witch doctors, who can placebo the heck out of us. One of our translators' grandfathers is a voodoo priest, and he was describing some of the stuff he did. It sounded pretty impressive, although at least no chickens get harmed during any of our treatments.
But we have certainly helped a few diabetics, people with bacterial infections, and the like; and we're connecting a lot of kids with vitamins (not to mention stickers), so I do think we're doing a bit of good. My father loves working in Haiti and has made best friends with all the translators and is always going out into Port-au-Prince to see the sights and taste the social life. I think it's great for my education, great for my resume, and great to be helping people, but I will breath such a sigh of relief when I get back on that plane to the States.
With America’s hispanicised future now increasingly ‘locked-in’ it’s possible that even if the US does continue with a space programme that that space exploration might also become increasingly hispanicised too. Not impossible the moon bases of 2076 look something like this
SHOPPING MALLS AS THE BEST PLACE TO MEET ARAB WOMEN 🇰🇼
Concept of shopping malls as ‘third spaces’ in the Arab world and especially the Gulf sounds funny but makes sense when you think about it. Gulf countries often get called giant shopping malls in the desert (which they sort of are) but at same time the mall is also a more important social institution than you might first think. Major example: under their brand of conservative Islam where else are you supposed to meet people of the opposite gender?
Was in a mall in Kuwait with an Arab friend. You would see packs of young people - not unusual or weird anywhere in the world of course but a lot were sort of slouching against walls, just watching people walk past. Monitoring milling. Friend told me to look up - there was a group of young men leaning on the balcony of the floor above hunched together grasping sugary milkshakes and scanning the floors below, pointing and murmuring to each other. This was a very common sight he said. Difficult to meet young women in any capacity outside of very socially mediated spaces so all the young men would come to shopping malls to leer. There are social spaces like ‘diwanayahs’ or ‘majlis’ were people could meet and talk, play FIFA together etc in these countries but these are mostly sex-segregated
Two hijabed-up girls walked past and the men stared down at them, murmuring to each other again with a flash of excitement on their faces. Friend claimed that sometimes these girls would come to these shopping malls knowing that the boys would be there waiting for them and then deliberately walk around arm-in-arm in a flirty way to ‘tease them’. Whole set-up was a kind of parlour game where the coquettish hijabis had some plausible deniability, which of course made the young men go mad. Was thrilling to be in these spaces with women without any oversight, doubly so if ‘they clearly wanted it’
Asked if anything ever came of it, if any of the guys any got any action out of it. He said it did happen but the culture was a bit reserved about that so for some of the younger guys especially it was months of giggly “no I’m too modest we can’t do anything like that oh my god you’re so naughty” even if they did get a bit of hand-holding out of it. There was some ‘pre-martial’ shagging going on but it was important generally that other people didn’t find out, same as with eg drinking alcohol
Said a lot of young men must be sexually frustrated. He said they were. Asked if it was true that they would sometimes hump each other as a release, he said it did happen but it wasn’t regarded as gay because it was just a release. Some older young men would go to migrant worker prostitutes too now. Seems to be important for healthy gender relations the ‘third space’ malls exist at the very least
There’s emerging kinds of ‘spaces’ you see in the most yookayified areas of Britain, in cities like Birmingham especially, places like the ‘executive games lounge’ or the ‘dessert parlour’ which really only exist in the way they do because they represent Muslims trying to navigate the kinds of social norms they have in public spaces. Can take your friends, maybe even a woman there with a modicum of extra privacy but there’s some plausible deniability about what the function of the place is socially
Good choice to place the presidential library in Miami. Miami may not be the spiritual capital of the old heritage America but it will be the spiritual capital of the new lusotropical America. Trump really the inaugural president for a new era in American history Miami represents
Number of Kantian scholars killed in Iranian air strikes suggests real reason for conflict is Trump’s strong dislike of Kant. Trump clearly regards US missiles as a direct refutation of Kant’s critique of pure reason and the distinction between phenomena and the thing-in-itself
What did you think completing the system of German Idealism meant? Essays? Vibes? Hegel couldn’t do it. Schelling couldn’t do it. Fichte couldn’t do it. Reinhold couldn’t do it. Maimon couldn’t do it. Hormuz shutdown is pure dialectics
Here is genuine travel advice: Africa does not have the best food or nightlife or the most attractive women but it does have (I think) almost always the most memorable travel experiences, mostly because it is so relatively dysfunctional and unknown. Just trying to do things, trying to travel somewhere is an odyssey. Then the environments and people too, it’s very unmediated - you’re dumped in the deep end from the get-go. If you want a trip you won’t forget pick an African country or two, rent a car and then just drive between four or five destinations. It is difficult not to have an ‘adventure’
Not suggesting everywhere on the dark continent is secretly Wakanda, actually it’s mostly the opposite a lot of it is a ‘shithole’ so-called. What Africa does have though is a kind of untouched-ness. This is maybe a type of orientalism - the equivalent term for Africa (used by the Congolese writer Valentin Mudimbe) would be ‘Africanism’ - but it’s difficult to otherwise describe the appeal. If you look at a Jean-Léon Gérôme painting and think “that looks exotic” it’s like that but for Africa; shantytowns, ‘heart of darkness vibezzz’, Kagame’s new Rwanda and all. Not a value comment on the culture(s), just its existing as a totally different place and aesthetic to explore
Very underrated country in this way is the mountain near-ethnostate Lesotho. Not a developed country but it is a very Final Fantasy country that hits a lot of the ‘Africanism’ tropes in the best kind of way. Effect is something like what if we did a version of Nepal or Bhutan or Tibet but it’s in Africa? I’m not going to say Lesotho has as sophisticated a culture as those places but what you do get there is distinct in same way
The entire state is mountainous - it even snows in the winter - so the environment obviously produces a different kind of country. Also to this, the state formed as refugees fleeing lowlander Nguni groups during the Mfecane (ie the Zulu expansion and its consequences, many dead). Its cities, like its capital Maseru, are basically just rows of corrugated huts with traditional huts peppered in sorry to say (I don’t want to insult Sotho readers too much I like the Sotho) - but against the backdrop of the higher altitude landscape and the aesthetic uniqueness you will really not see anywhere else like it in the world. Sorry for trivialised description but you play a game and you arrive in a fantasy ramshackle frontier town full of dwarves wearing bicornes, effect is like this. There’s a certain appeal despite the squalor
The Sotho, Lesotho’s main ethnic group, are some of the most Final Fantasy Africans on the continent. They have a very Final Fantasy look in their traditional Mokorotlo straw hat and Basotho blanket. The Mokorotlo hat looks like a wizard or mage’s hat and the blanket is worn as a sort of cloak, decorated in bold patterns and colours. You often see men herding livestock dressed like this on the mountainsides, sometimes they combine it with a cane and wellington boots, ride around on horses. It’s very commonplace too, not a forced dying tradition
The Sotho also have a lot of Final Fantasy dialogue. Eg had driver who when asked about life in Lesotho would talk about male initiation rites and mystery cults
“Eh when you are becoming a man, you must go into the mountains and live on your own. And then you must learn the ways of the Sotho people. Eh and you must study the secret knowledge the elders pass onto you. Eh and you must do this, and then you must return and offer the father of a woman ten head of sheep or goat. So that he will accept your offer of marriage. And then you will become a man”
“What is the secret knowledge you learn?”
“Eh we are sworn to a vow of secrecy, me I cannot tell you this”
This is great stuff. All the priors in the conversation are Final Fantasy priors and you don’t have to bother with the baggage of your own cultural presuppositions, easy to have fun with it
In Maseru Sotho friend says let’s go to a ‘nice bar’. Arrive at bar it’s a corrugated iron roof large shack, outside on the dusty forecourt people have started fires in rusty old barrels. Go inside, they are holding big karaoke night singing songs from eg Westlife and Spice Girls
Thais will hate it but Thailand like Bali and the UAE can become one of first proper post-national states; what equal opportunity ‘no borders for decent human capital’ taken to its logical conclusion looks like ie legacy national culture and a large non-citizen ‘expat’ population
Difference with Thailand vs eg Canada for ‘Actually Existing Post-Nationalism’ in a fuzzy Westphalian world is Thailand is open to Western migration ie isn’t asymmetrical. This sentiment is something like “if an African can move to Europe why can’t a European move to Africa?”
Very possible to get a country to the level of Basically Fine like Thailand or… now El Salvador. Nothing wrong with such places. But they often have hard cap on how broadly ‘innovative’ they can be with the populations they have. My view is if traditional nation states are now totally impossible in the age of the airplane there is nothing too egregious about these places importing small western migrant populations to make migrant distributions a bit more fair