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Oct 11 • 6 tweets • 2 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month. Image
Really outdid myself. Why did some of you think I was dead? Why did anyone worry in the slightest? No faith in me! I have pull. Literally was watching the new Barbie movie with the Taliban and saw some of your comments on their phones, all of us snickering. Hehe
I’ve been promised that all business docs will be setup for me as a gift when I return to Afghan (Thankyou commander and GDI!) I will also receive a letter of immunity meaning I cannot be stopped at checkpoints and searched. Added bonus: it’s a weapons license.
More info later, fun story! Just got to consider if I should pop down to Israel vs Palestine (obviously want to) 2nd book almost finished, YouTube video under works, gold mine coming together. Many pics. I will respond to every single one of you when I can, love u all :)
Just Thankyou for waiting guys and girls, this has not made me question anything, I’m only just getting started. This may be absurd in the real world, but who wants to live there? I’m Lord Miles.
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(Btw, got my bacon cheeseburger. 2 in fact + more. I’ll be thanking a lot of people in a big post later). A lot to do, hope you all understand.

My WhatsApp is lost btw, message me here, Thankyou! X

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Sep 27
🧵On Lord Miles' current situation in Taliban "prison" and a rundown of events thus far that we are able to disclose.
Firstly, I'm a trusted friend of Miles with access to his account and receive reliable, regular updates on his situation. We can't post photos for obvious reasons. Yeah yeah we know everyone will say "he's dead" because you have no idea what Lord Miles is capable of thriving in.
You must all understand there are things behind the scenes going on, we can't share a lot of info or any photos. yes we understand how that creates doubt but its the best we've got lads. We talk to Miles regularly.
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Jul 17
🧵 This is a friend of Lord Miles to give an update.

4 months in Taliban custody.

He's treated very well, has several servants, loads of movies on his laptop, goes on picnics and has tea with the Taliban cabinet gov.

He still loves Afghanistan. Me and the boys - Lord Miles
He speaks like he's on holiday.

He's sunbathing, playing TF2, writing his 2nd book, reading T.E Lawrence, exercising, has chocolates and cake etc.

He’s made friends with the Taliban he’s with, he says he’s been invited to some weddings.
He went to Afghan for the 5th time to open a gold mine, we reckon he'll succeed.

We believe we'll see him in a month or two.
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Dec 29, 2022
According to news sources, Tate will be held for up to 24h for questioning, only being detained and not arrested. I hope they’re false charges. I’ve messaged him on WhatsApp.
Moreover, the whole pizza box theory doesn’t make sense to me because if they have a warrant to search a place, they’re steaking out the location for days and they obviously know he’s in Romania from passport control
I also see a lot of people wishing he’s guilty simply because they don’t like him. Even if I don’t like someone, I wish them to not be guilty on anything because it’s innocent til proven guilty and it’s just mob mentality because they don’t like someone
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Dec 24, 2022
In Kyiv it’s completely different from when the war began. Food delivery, supermarkets, hotels etc are all fully open. Curfew is later from 11pm to 5am. People are chilling with minimal soldiers
Here are the Christmas decorations in Kyiv train station. Trains now cost money, before they were free
This is town, biggest problem is traffic. People drinking coffee and going clothes shopping.
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Dec 22, 2022
Christmas getaway inbound Image
Also guys I’m going to the frontlines again, I’m just not illustrating where
Remember as well, this isn’t a full blown trip but just a Christmas thing because the next big one occurs after New Years
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Dec 15, 2022
⚠️I BEAT THE EU! I am banned from Schengen for 3 years but got a new passport with different details, bypassing the ban. I GOT INTO SPAIN! The EU does NOT have good immigration control! 🇬🇧🎉 ImageImage
I have filled up my bag with over 20kg (44lbs) worth of free airport lounge drinks and food, worth more than the return flight. Therefore, I have profited. It’s not about the money however, it’s about sending a message
May I clarify: if you get a new passport and change any detail, you WILL be able to re-enter even after an official ban. Our continents security sucks.
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