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Lord Miles is the last Great British Explorer who goes to the most extreme places on Earth. Catholic ✝️🇻🇦Future British Prime Minister
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May 19 4 tweets 1 min read
In the coming weeks I will put out a survey for those looking to join the Haitian invasion. I'll ask about skills, fitness, military experience, religion etc.

If needed, you will be called on prior to the invasion

I will discriminate against every protected trait and I will only take the best.

I am working on funding, I am very serious about the invasion of HaitiImage The haitians have operated under the rather childish delusion that they can invade America and Europe, yet they have never considered that we can invade back and very easily hit back far harder
May 16 5 tweets 1 min read
From what I’ve seen in Afghanistan, this is the entire job of a $300k/year western diplomat

>Live in Dubai, not Afghanistan
>get Private plane to Kabul
>$500/y security picks you up in armored convoy
>walk into meeting with Taliban that took 3 months to arrange

Diplomat: “pleaseeeeeee woman’s rights? 🥺😖”

Taliban: “no”

>diplomat goes back to penthouse in Dubai
>diplomat receives $60k bonus for “hazard pay”
>repeat the cycle once every 4 months
>new country assigned to them in 1-2 years

I hate politics this is so retarded When I’m charge of the British government, I’ll fly to kabul and say “I recognize the Taliban gov, they’re clearly the gov because they’re in charge. Who else would be in charge? Fucking stupid. Ok we’ll open the embassy but we want mining rights etc and we’ll all make money”
Apr 26 7 tweets 2 min read
I can’t believe nobody else is considering this

Haiti is a failed state, no government, yet it has several islands around it, some have airports and infrastructure, why can’t 50 armed men take it and create a new country?

The locals of these small islands relied on tourism, so just promise to bring the tourists back and give them better food than mudcakes, shoot any Haitian gangs who try to sail to the island, declare independence to “protect democracy” or some other lie, turn the island into a tax haven etc. win?

Maybe the US, UN, etc will condemn it, but who is really going to stop it, who cares about Haiti’s sovereignty really?Image Again, why can’t I just create a law saying “whoever commits a crime on this island will be deported to the mainland”. With the local demographic, there will no Haitians left on the island within 15 years, then it’s all yours?
Apr 24 17 tweets 13 min read
I have a favorites folder on my phone I look at on long flights.

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Apr 9 15 tweets 2 min read
I’ve been in France for 4 hours and I’m honestly having a nervous breakdown and want to blow my brains out. What a shithole I have experienced 2 people playing rap music on the metro, one dancing and signing along, many non French, a retarded uber driver, the dirtiest public transportation and I think I’m the best dressed person here
Mar 29 4 tweets 4 min read
Today, I permanently left England.

There are too many lgtv perverts, rocket scientists, chavs and stinky tech support workers. London is 33% English and some areas of the UK are 0%. Anglos are very depressed in England.

You can only be British if you’re white.

They say England is 70% white, but that’s based off the census, a lot of people don’t fill out the census, I don’t believe the census, it’s atleast 40% foreigner, none actual refugees! Even if they were refugees…who cares? Not my problem.

Our government is either retarded or evil, probably both. People are poorer than ever. Ukrainian refugees are leaving because it feels unsafe. I honestly feel safer in Kabul when I’m there. Witnessed the aftermath of 2 murders in 2 days in Birmingham when I was younger.

Stabbings are constant. Who are doing that? Clearly the colored and non Christian’s, but they’re trying to regulate knives, what retards. It’s evidently treason against the British people.

There is a very real feeling that Islam will take over England and some very horrific things will happen in the next 20-40 years.

Every group in England is lobbying for control apart from the English. If you speak against it, you go to prison. It is all revenge from browns for the British empire, I can promise you that. We all know who is funding this decline too.

The new architecture in England is visual terrorism and the weather is awful. The trains costs a days wages and are never on time.

The UK is not competitive in any way, who goes “yeah I’ll keep my startup in England!” Gov is out of touch with the international competition

The high street is a money laundering scheme. Every shop is a vape shop, a phone repair shop, a kebab takeaway shop that only takes cash etc. they’re all laundering money from crimes and abusing gov grants. They’re all run by foreigners

In university when I studied physics, I tried to join the British military twice but never got a response back (I wasn’t known back then and was exceptionally academic).

As I’ve left, I’m no longer a tax resident and therefore legally don’t have to pay income tax. Why should I pay money to a gov that is working against me?

The UK is a bad deal for anyone with any sense or options. I feel sorry for those stuck in England because they’ll experience war in the next 20 years. I travel the world for a living. If things carry on as it is, I guarantee war will happen. Women raped, men tortured, children groomed etc.

Every group that isn’t us hates us. From my years of traveling, I can promise you that. They want to take over, take revenge, humiliate you and subjugate you. They hate your country, values, religion etc. It’s one of the few things I’m certain on in this life. If you don’t see this reality, you will pay for it with your bloodline in the near future.

I pray to God that England reverses this suicide because Britain could have been something wonderful, we can bring back the empire if we wanted, let’s hope someday.

My only hope is for a major economic disaster that’ll, through accelerationalism, will allow for dramatic instability, allowing for the British military, majority white, to perform a brutual coup and end the British parliament and force mass deportations.

The other possibility is Germany or Ireland finding their balls again and doing something similar and, from their positive results, other countries following their example.

This white / Christian destruction is happening all over Europe, non Europeans being helped in taking over. Why is this being lobbied for? Who’s funding it? Very obvious answers. These hostile powers need to be addressed swiftly and directly at the root.

It’s certainly revenge for WW2 because Europe is one of the last great civilizations that is a threat to them. America is already subverted at the governmental level, although this process is slower due to constitutional rights to free speech and the right to guns. To conclude with, in your own communities or countries, do not give them an inch, do anything to make sure they don’t step foot inside your community.

The immigrants in England, unserious backwards people. There is no value in these people being here. There is nothing they can offer our culture or our economy. Nothing is improved by their presence. They cost us to keep them here. They commit crime, they smell, they play music on the buses, they steal, they rape, they are just ugly to look at, they will burn your oak door. Most are literally retarded. They're never going to integrate and they couldn't if they wanted to, which they don't. So why allow them to stay?

Life would be better for all if we remigrated them. Their host country won’t accept them? Skydive them out of a c17 into their host country Can’t do that? Dump them in Western Sahara with some water and tents, they can find their own way home, not our problem.

England is on a suicide patch.
Mar 19 7 tweets 2 min read
Black man in London threatened to KILL ME! this is my response 🧵 Image . Image
Mar 17 6 tweets 2 min read
We have another person pretending to be a western nationalist 🧵 Image Started out simple enough. Indian checkpoint. Not monetized typically means not an Indian ad revenue farm Image
Mar 9 5 tweets 5 min read
I’m in a MANIC state right now, CRYING my eyes out on the FIRST CLASS AIRPORT bathroom floor as staff knock frantically asking in a strange foreign accent in butchered English if I’m alright. IM NOT FEELING VERY FIRST CLASS👎🏻

I entered the Emirates first class lounge. I maxxed out 2 credit cards to get here, I look at the testimonials on the website at the happy couples of rich people smiling with champagne.

I don’t drink champagne but I might be wrong in that department. What if my life sucks and I’m not happy because I didn’t spend $24k on a first class emirates flight and I’m not drinking champagne, what if this will make my life whole?!

Don’t you understand?! It’s the little thing, the details. This very act of being flight class may mean my ex’s and father will finally respect me.

Anyway, as I enter the first class lounge. A Thai lady (perhaps a man, we all know the reputation) speaks in some foreign tongue, presumably greeting me or perhaps trying to convince me to smuggle drugs for them idk.

I politely say I’m not looking for a massage with a happy ending rn, I bow whilst playing a gong sound effect from my phone and leave, much to her confusion.

Then someone asks if I’d like a drink, I ask for a Coke Zero, she says she only has Pepsi and if that’s okay? It’s NOT, but I stay composed, shaking slightly and manage to hold in every tear apart from one which rolls down my cheek. I piss myself slightly of out anger.

She sees I’m upset and asks if I’d like anything stronger, I say yes and ask her get me a Diet COKE. She rudely reminds me and says it’ll have to be a Diet PEPSI seeing as they don’t have COKE in FIRST CLASS. The bitch is taunting me. I laugh manically, wiping the sweat from my forehead that’s pouring down and say “no problemo”, I follow her down the hallway and throw her off the balcony, presumably killing her.

Don’t worry, in first class you can do that to like 5-6 staff before they start caring. It’s the little things.

I notice from the balcony in the FIRST CLASS lounge we’re on the TOP floor because I’m FIRST CLASS. Naturally, I throw my can of Diet Coke (actually PEPSI, cheap bastards) at the poor person below in economy off a 30 foot balcony to ease my stress. A member of staff looks distressed, asking why I did that, and I replied because they’re below me, and if they were in FIRST CLASS and I were in economy, they’d drop a can of Diet PEPSI (NOT coke) on my head too, those selfish bastards.

Several other rich people in the FIRST CLASS lounge look at me approvingly, they’re just like me because we’re FIRST CLASS people. They respect what I just did.

I glance around the first class lounge, there’s a coffee MACHINE. Wow, this really is FIRST CLASS. Instead of having to interact with a blue haired liberal with mental health issues in Starbucks, I can use a MACHINE. this is the future.

After getting my quadruple espresso I approach a member of staff. Turns out it’s the lady that I threw off the balcony, she’s survived and back at her post, bleeding out of her mouth in a wheelchair. I ask her to call the inventor of this wonderful coffee machine.

She, confused but clearly in pain (rude) brings me the phone and after 30 mins on hold, I say “compliments to the chef” to the Chinese sweatshop worker who answers the phone, they babble gibberish back and I hang up. It’s the little things. I throw the same member of staff off the balcony again to finish the job, much to her protest. Pepsi serving bitch.

Anyway, boarding comes and I’m excited to get on the flight FIRST through priority boarding, one of the many perks of being FIRST CLASS.

I head to the gate, stepping over the body of the staff members I’ve thrown off the balcony and attempt to board the plane. I’m shaking from excitement, licking my lips at the taste of finally being happy in life. I’m FIRST CLASS However I’m rudely interrupted by a staff member. Short, fat brown woman, old and hideously dressed who says we have to wait for the pilot to board the aircraft. As we’re now on the bottom floor, there isn’t a balcony to throw her off.

I’m in a state of total stupefaction, doesn’t she understand? I grab her economy shoulders and start manically shaking her with my first class hands, informing her that I’m FIRST CLASS and I BOARD FIRST!!! she informs me in a fearful voice that the pilots board first.

I slam a blood covered credit card I stole off the body of the staff member I threw off the balcony on the table, asking to upgrade to pilot class.

“UPGRADE ME” I roar, throwing another Amex at her face. It’s maxxed out but she doesn’t need to know that

“What?” Sir you can’t upgrade to pilot class, it takes years to be a pilot” she just stares with an amused glare.

I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about and stare at her blankly as I feel a headache coming on. She then explains to me in broken English what it takes to be a pilot.

Oh goodness, I’ve discovered I’ve been a fool all along. All this time my economy class mind has believed that First class is the best of the best, yet it seems there is a class above it. So premium in fact that their cabin has only two seats and they can actually control the airplane. Pilot class. Those bastards.

What if pilot class is what’s standing in my way of happiness and fulfillment? It’s the little things. I’m so worried about what I missed in the pilot class lounge but I believe I can make up for it by doing a barrel roll with the plane upon takeoff.

However the staff member, who looks like a carbon copy of the foreign staff member I just murdered, informs me that it takes $106k and 4 years, seemingly to add an air of exclusivity.

Those bastards, I bet the pilot cabin is where they hide the Diet Coke and not FUCKING DIET PEPSI.

I’m distraught and I see no way out, I mumble under my breath about not feeling very FIRST CLASS, something about Pepsi vs Coke how I’m going to throw her off a balcony, whilst spraying particles of salvia at her.

She seems confused and asks to search up my name to see what she can do, I tell her it’s LORD miles and she replies with “okay found you MR Miles”.

All goes black. My world crumbles, it feels like I’ve been kicked in the balls and someone has ripped out the remaining 5 strands of hair I have left. I collapse to the floor in a state of utter stupefaction, eyes rolling back.

The staff members rush over, worried, asking if I’m diabetic and need something sugary “like a DIET PEPSI or something”.

I can’t stand it.

“What the fuck is going on” I mutter.

I run away crying, leaving a trail of piss along my path to the bathroom where I lock myself in. I try checking my phone but all I see are 20 missed calls from the credit card company over unpaid bills.

Someone knocks on the door asking if I’d like anything

“A Diet PEPSI perhaps MR Miles?”

I’m in fucking hell
Mar 7 4 tweets 1 min read
I’m fully leaving the UK on March 31st.

The tax year begins on April 1st, I’ll no longer be a UK tax resident, I’ll get to pay ZERO income tax.

And to be frank, the UK has gone to shit.

Why should I continue to waste my hard earned money by paying 45% of it to a government that hates white christians?

Especially when the UK is crime ridden, immigrant ridden, polluted, now architecturally ugly, depressing in winter, relatively expensive, cold year round, overall depressing, seemingly on the verge of civil war etc?

What’s the good deal in England for anyone who has options?

What business owners look at England and go “yeah this is where I want to live”.

Quite honestly, for me, the defining factor is the migrants. I’ll continue to fully support my Christian’s and British brothers but in exile.

If things look like they need help and are turning in the right direction, I’ll return. Until then, I see little hope for England and I don’t want to be around for the decay
Feb 17 5 tweets 2 min read
UPDATE: I believe he’s Indian

He didn’t know what signal was, his response timing lined up with a non western timezone, he tried to back out of the meeting (offering to fake the meetup to keep engagement going).

Then I sent an IP grabber through an alt of mine to him outside of X and it came up with India. Furthermore, there is a Reddit account that uses his name, created a few months before he joined X with no name changes and his comment history is on Indian and south East Asian nationalist lmao Image
Jan 19 6 tweets 3 min read
EVERYONE should be RUGMAXXING, here’s why

I ordered a $500 rug from Afghanistan, it weights almost 27kg (60lbs). Why? Apart from drip, it’s an investment.

I could immediately sell this on eBay right now for $2k+ shipping, but I’m keeping this one until I die. In good condition, this rug will be worth $200k+ when I perish. Maybe more

It’s also real and physical, yet undetectable to tax authorities and airports. Oh you’re transporting gold? Cash? SEIZED! not the mighty rug though.

It’s also handmade, some poor village woman took 1 month to sew one square meter, this is many months of backbreaking work

Also when people walk into my place, they’ll go “OH MY THATS BEAUTIFUL, WHERE DID YOU GET IT?”

“Oh just Afghanistan”

It adds an air of mystery and autistic sophistication. Why aren’t you investing in a rug anonImage Persian (Iranian) rugs will appreciate better, but they’re several thousand upfront because that market is controlled, Afghanistan is a business paradise so you can find rugs like this for $500.

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Jan 18 4 tweets 1 min read
It’s 3am, I woke up hours ago feeling incredibly sick, shaking and in and out of the bathroom, feel like I’m going to faint.

I’m heading to the hospital This is miles’ friend who brought him in, he got recommended he comes into the emergency room by the NHS over the phone. Concern is that constantly food poisoning has shot his small intestines with a partial blockage that may require emergency surgery, some unique symptoms. Please pray for him
Oct 11, 2024 10 tweets 6 min read
Rockall island; An excellent topic of study for adventurers. Look at this picture of Rockall, seems like a worthless rock in the ocean, however, this rock has got a surprisingly rich history which I’ve become obsessed with. A thread 🧵 Image The British Crown annexed Rockall on September 18, 1955, when a Royal Navy helicopter winched a group of men onto the island to claim it for the Empire. As Rockall is 220 miles away from the mainland United Kingdom, it was feared the USSR at the time would claim the island and use it as an outpost to spy on the British. Some years later, Britain was so cautious about a foreign power taking the island that they erected a sentry box on the island and staged a photograph with two soldiers in order to claim that the island is protected.Image
Aug 16, 2024 21 tweets 6 min read
I'm having a HUGE breakdown, crying, shaking and PISSING myself. It's so over, this is the worst thing to ever happen to me (thread) 🧵 Image (1) I arrive at Kabul airport, my flight is delayed by 4 hours and oh God....there is no lounge. There is one I mean, but it's run by indians. No go. I eat a burger and get mild food poisoning. I spent an hour on the toilet.
Aug 8, 2024 4 tweets 3 min read
4chan is trolling the British Emergency Police Livechat and it's hilarious 😭🤣


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Aug 4, 2024 5 tweets 1 min read
A lot of the British nationalist group chats I'm in are mass organizing British person to refuses to come to work, bringing the economy to a standstill.

Thoughts? One idea I saw was that people were saying to mass boycott, review bomb and uninstall delivery food apps and Uber as immigrants primarily earn money off them
Jul 27, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
I have strong political aspirations

Someday I'm going to run for the British prime minister. My policies will be

1- abolish parlament by force
2- mass forced deportation by the military until foreigners are 2% of the population. Write this into the constitution
3- only 2% of UK property can be owned by foreigners
4- abolish the tv license (retarded)
5- flat 15% income tax on everyone
6- invade Argentina for revenge on the Falklands war
7- only the top 25% of students get student loans for university
8- 0% income tax for anyone who has 4 children or more
9- execution and imprisonment of many current and past politicians after trial
10- Christianity lessons enforced in schools
11- mandate all companies must accept both cash and card
12- abolish usury (interest)
13- threaten war on Norway and occupy their supposed "exclusive economic zone" which is clearly ours.
14- joint military invasion with the USA of Greenland and Iceland for resource extraction
15- just forcefully build high speed rail everywhere. Needs to be done. Anyone who's negatively affected gets free travel for life and some compensation idk
16- Abolish the ULEZ and LEZ. Just a tax on the poor
17- foreign aid to Africa becomes £0
18- support a coup south Africa and Zimbabwe to return them to their former glory
19- only people who serve in the military or own property and land can vote
20- make gun ownership mandatory with training in schools
21- bring back insane Asylums
22- morbidly obese people are institutionalised and given mental health treatment through the church
23- remove all diversity laws
24- make job applications anonymous to make everywhere fair with no name, age, or sex being known
25- scrap all green energy programs (minus solar for residential), make england nuclear
26- Make Gregg's a British institution
27- join church and state I have a lot more policies but this is just off the top of my head
Jul 18, 2024 10 tweets 2 min read
Isis-k and I have a mutual understanding. They don't bother me and I won't bother them. That's about to change

They ruined my lovely hike. I'm declaring TID (total ISIS death).

Your days are numbered ISIS chuds, go fuck a goat, it may be your last chance before I FUCK YOU I remember meeting one of you in taliban prison, you were so scared, almost crying like a little girl, and I said "ISIS, don't cry" but you cried like a bitch. Your entire organization is dead, the Taliban destroyed you, you should cry. Fakecels
Nov 14, 2023 15 tweets 2 min read
🚨This is very important🚨

🧵 In case I’m in a bad situation where I disappear / cannot communicate with Social media for over a week or more, my friend will take exclusive control of my X account to provide updates If I’m going on a rural trip e.g. Darien gap, I’ll announce it beforehand to my friends and social media saying I will be gone for X days, I may be gone for a few days extra. If it becomes a lot longer than expected, then my friend will take action.
Oct 11, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month. Image Really outdid myself. Why did some of you think I was dead? Why did anyone worry in the slightest? No faith in me! I have pull. Literally was watching the new Barbie movie with the Taliban and saw some of your comments on their phones, all of us snickering. Hehe