The First Crusade is one of the greatest adventures in all of history: an armed pilgrimage of 2000+ miles testing the human spirit in the most intense ways. Battles, famines, disasters, miracles, etc.
Plus there was a famous duel between a great warrior and a bear. 🧵
In his chronicles of the First Crusade, William of Tyre recounts the harrowing episode of Godfrey of Bouillon and others taking to the woods to hunt game in Pisidia, on the way to Antioch.
Godfrey heard a loud roar from a ways away, rode toward it, and there found an “enormous” bear chasing a man. It was later confirmed to be a man-eater.
Naturally he (and his brave horse) rushed toward the bear, which gave up pursuit of its original victim and attacked Godfrey.
The bear wounded the horse and the man was now on foot. He went to finish the bear with a big swing of his sword, but it didn’t quite land.
The bear countered with a takedown of his own, pinned Godfrey to the ground, and even got its teeth into Godfrey’s throat.
It got worse for the legendary Crusader. His sword had cut into his own leg, opening an artery.
With one final effort, Godfrey mustered the last of his famous strength and “seized the monster with his left hand and with his right plunged the sword up to the hilt in the side of the struggling beast.”
As he did, another knight also struck a great blow to the bear.
Godfrey was left nearly lifeless. They carried his body back to camp and people wailed at the sight of the great men laid so low.
They also brought with the bear he had helped kill, and the starving Crusaders got some badly needed red meat. Pilgrims said they “had never seen anything like it in size.”
A very mixed blessing: they would get to eat, but they appeared to have lost their leader.
But God wasn't done with his warrior.
Godfrey reappears in the chronicles at the Siege of Antioch. William notes that Godfrey had recovered “fully from the serious illness which had long troubled him, the result of the wound which he had suffered from a bear.”
Legend.
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Are you strong enough to chop off the head of a camel? A request made of Godfrey of Bouillon.🧵
The great Crusader's reputation spread far and wide after the conquest of Jerusalem in 1099. An Arab chief wanted to see for himself. So he traveled to meet Godfrey.
William of Tyre recounts the challenge: “The Arab chief earnestly begged Godfrey that he would deign to smite with his own sword an immense camel which he had brought for this purpose.”
The chief wished to be able to tell others that he had seen Godfrey’s strength with his own eyes. For his part, Godfrey probably didn't want to harm the poor animal, but he consented since the man had come from far away to see it.
Me reading about Sobieski coming to the rescue of Vienna in 1683. 🧵
On September 8th, the Viennese fired distress rockets into the night sky to let any friends who might be out there know that they needed help—now or never.
The city had been under siege for almost two months by the Ottoman Turks, and the Austrians couldn’t hold out much longer.
The Turks had already blasted multiple breaches in the walls and the Austrians only barely repulsed them.
The insufferable self-absorption of Boomer Catholics* prevents them from seeing the obvious truth that, yes, the young actually want reverence and tradition. No one is interested in sissified theology and casualness and acoustic guitars.
We tried it their way, and it drained the Church of vitality. As a result, millions of souls have said "No thanks" and wandered astray, including my brother and cousins and most everyone I went to "religious ed" with. And I have a hard time blaming them too much.
I would say people like John W Farrell need to muster a little bit of humility and shut the hell up. But the truth is they should keep talking because it's comedic and clarifying and it will help accelerate the demise of their lameass vision.
You've challenged Godfrey of Bouillon to a duel. His sword breaks in the middle of the contest. You think you've got him right where you want him. And then...
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A few years before the First Crusade, a nobleman challenged Godfrey to a duel over a territorial dispute and brought his claim to the Holy Roman Emperor, Henry IV. Godfrey attempted to find a less drastic solution, but the man insisted and ultimately so did the Emperor.
In the contest, Godfrey struck his opponent’s shield with such force that the blade of his sword broke off six inches above the hilt.
The crowd in attendance tried to halt the duel at that point and seek some sort of compromise.
A man must develop a particular disgust for any tendency in himself toward laziness. Laziness is the most worthless of the sins—maybe not the worst, but the most worthless.
It is a nothingness, a pathetic lack of spirit and desire, a yawn.
Aquinas says sloth is "a circumstance of all vices." The slothful man loses the will to strive for good and resist evil; it's too hard, too much work. And so he just shrugs and goes with it.
He thus becomes a candidate for doing all sorts of wicked things—and not because wickedness has such a pull, but because he can't see any good reason to resist.