I’ve heard a lot of people complain recently that they can’t criticize Israel without being accused of being an antisemite. In fact, it’s very easy to criticize Israel without being called an antisemite, I do it all the time.
Here's a helpful guide:
🔷 If you advocate for an “Intifada”, which means a violent uprising against the Jews in their homeland – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say Israel is “Occupying Gaza” without knowing that Israel forcefully removed all 9,000 of its residents from Gaza in 2005, and since then the only Jews living in Gaza have been 229 hostages that Hamas kidnapped - you’re an antisemite
🔷 If you chant from the “River to the Sea”, meaning the elimination of the sovereign state of Israel and home to its 9 million residents – you’re an antisemite
🔷 If you think indiscriminate violence against civilians by a bloodthirsty mob is a form of "resistance" – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say there is “ethnic cleansing” without understanding that Israel does everything to minimize civilian casualties including pleading with the local population to evacuate before an attack - you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say there is “genocide” without saying that if Hamas lay down it’s weapons today there would be peace, but if Israel does the same it will be eliminated - you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say “Free Palestine” without acknowledging the Palestinians refusal to in fact “free Palestine” themselves by signing all the offers Israel offered it over the years asking for only peace in return – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say Israel is a “white supremacist” country despite more than half of Israeli jews being from Arab and north African countries – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say Israel is a “settler colonialist” state, despite Jews being indigenous to the land and Israel being a sovereign country for 75 years – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say indiscriminate violence against civilians by a bloodthirsty mob is a form of resistance – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you call Israel an Apartheid country without acknowledging that Arab-Israelis have equal rights and freedom of religion in Israel, and are freer here than in any other Mid East country – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you refuse to acknowledge the worst massacre of Jews since the Holocaust and instead call it “the situation” or “the tensions in the Middle East” – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you oppose Israel because you stand with Muslims, but never made a peep about hundreds of thousands killed in Yemen, Syria, Sudan, Iran etc. – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you stand with Palestinians, but don’t demand rights for Palestinians in Syria and Lebanon where they have none -- you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you refuse to believe the IDF, but think Hamas is a legitimate source of information – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you believe everything Hamas says, except their charter where they say they want to kill all Jews - you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say murdering 1,400 men, women and children and kidnapping 229 is a response to Netanyahu being “right wing” – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If your response to a massacre is to call for a "ceasefire" instead of the immediate release of the hostages and dismantlement of the perpetrators - you may not be an antisemite, but you're really dumb.
🔷 If you say Israel attacks indiscriminately, and not in precise airstrikes against Hamas targets that happen to be purposly placed in schools, hospitals, and mosques – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say Israel attacks just to “punish” Palestinians, and not in order to prevent more harm to Israelis from stockpiled weapons and terrorists – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If the only Israeli perspective you are willing to listen to are a few fringe Israeli academics or artists who hate their country – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you “stand firmly” against antisemitism when the perptrator is someone from across the political divide, but mix words over Palestinians massacring Jews in Israel – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you oppose “victim blaming” but feel the need to put horrors of October 7th “in context” whenever they are mentioned – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you’ve ever said “believe all women” but demand to see autopsies before believing women were raped in front of their friends’ eyes – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you’ve ever proudly declared that “hate has no home here” but don’t speak up against harassment of your Jewish friends– you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you support indigenous people yet don’t care that Jews have had a steady presence in the land of Israel for thousands of years - you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you're an LGBTQ+ ally…I can’t even do this one, it’s too stupid.
🔷 If you’re more concerned with exactly how many babies were beheaded instead of why the babies lost their heads – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say people are brainwashed by watching Fox News, but that Palestinians who are fed a steady diet of Jihad-glorification and Jew-hatred in their textbooks and children’s shows are freethinking freedom fighters – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say Gaza was “stolen” from a country called “Palestine” and not won in battle against Egypt, who controlled Gaza until 1967 when they tried to destroy Israel – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say Arab terrorism against Jews is solely a response to settlements, meaning it only began in 1967 when Israel won a war against Jordan (West Bank) and Egypt (Gaza) after they tried to destroy Israel – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say there was a sovereign country called “Palestine” with a president and a flag before 1948 instead of the British Mandate of Palestine – you’re an antisemite (and also ignorant).
🔷 If you say poor living conditions and lack of food in Gaza are the fault of Israel and don't mention Hamas spends billions of foreign aid dollars on weapons I you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say Israel cuts off electricity to Gaza, without acknowledging that Israel itself provides the electricity in the first place, and that Hamas repurposes virtually all the electricity and fuel for terrorism – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you blame Israel for Gaza running out water, but not Hamas who ruins the water infastructure and takes the water pipes and repurposes them as rocket launchers – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you compare the bloodlust of Hamas, an elected government that controls Gaza, to a few fringe extremists who exist in Israel like they do in every society – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you are afraid to call out Hamas terrorism because you think it’s offensive to Muslims – you’re an antisemite, and also racist.
🔷 If you don’t call out Egypt, which shares a border with Gaza through which they could send relief and take all the refugees, but refuse to - you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you call to “end the blockade” without acknowledging that the blockade is only on 2nd use materials, and is a response to the smuggling of weapons aimed at Israel into Gaza – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you compare death tolls like they’re basketball scores without acknowledging that Hamas is the source, and that they use their own people as human shields, preventing them from leaving dangerous areas despite the IDF warning them to - you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you worry about Palestinian refugees but not about tens of thousands of Israeli refugees from the north and south who have had to evacuate their homes because of Hamas & Hezbollah – you’re an antisemite.
🔷 If you say you’re not an antisemite but merely an antizionist, meaning you oppose the mere existence of a safe haven for the Jews in their ancestral homeland alongside it’s neighbors - well, you get the idea.
If that doesn’t help – know also that you are also hurting Palestinian chances for afree and independent state.
You are actively pushing for war and fighting from the comfort of your home, instead of peace and co-existence. How does that feel?
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1. This all happened yesterday, infantry soldiers identified 3 terrorists in a building near the tunnels where the 6 murdered hostages were found. The soldiers (who were assigned to a training base) engaged in battle and killed the terrorists, but they did not know who they were fighting. Later the bodies were inspected by drones and one looked familiar...
2. At first the body wasn't removed for fear it could be booby trapped, so Sinwar's finger was removed in order to make the identification. It was confirmed later via dental records.
3. It's believed now that the 6 hostages who were murdered in August were kept around Sinwar as human shields, til he deemed they were slowing him down and gave an order to kill them.
4. This isn't just about revenge or justice - there is a huge opportunity now to release the remaining hostages, for whatever is left of Hxmxs to surrender - and end this war.
Some items found where Sinwar was eliminated: weapons, mentos, Israeli money, an UNRWA id. Photos from Israeli news channel 12.
The IDF says there is video of a bleeding Sinwar trying to swat away the camera drone with his last dying breath.
🧵 Many American friends have been asking me why Israel doesn’t just give up on the hostages. They say the price is too high, and puts us at greater risk in the long term. They’re not entirely wrong - but we’re not just fighting for them, we’re fighting for our identity. (1/7)
Yes, strategically a deal may not make sense. Many Israelis agree. But it's worth explainging why so many Israelis are walking around feeling like they’ve been punched in the gut. We’ve become more hardened over the last few days than we have in the last 11 months.(2/7)
For us, being a nation means knowing that despite our many differences, we can always count on one another when times are tough. This notion of unity has become fraught under this government (and this is not a problem unique to Israel), but there was always sense in the back of our minds that despite it all, we have each other. We’re not alone in the battle against our enemies. (3/7)
🧵 The last 24 hours have been torture for Israelis. Here’s a thread of the best jokes we sent around to pass the time:
It started early Friday, with this- “I feel like I’m waiting for a delivery that’s supposed to arrive between Friday and Sunday”
Exhausted reporter talking about school closures and accidentally saying it’s due to a teachers strike and not Iranian strike, then proceeding to curse (it’s a bad one too)
Fake Ynet news homepage “dear lord we’re all going to die! Can you feel it? Sweet death is coming” followed by “parting from loved ones? special Ynet deal, buy 1 grave plot get 1 free”
It is said that when Hamas attacked Israel, it underestimated the leadership, quick-thinking and creativity of its people. Enter a 22-year-old a newly released IDF combat solider and Columbia University freshman named Yonatan Barkat... 🧵
Yonatan had just began his first semester in NYC on 10/7. He fought tooth and nail to fly home and join the reserves, despite his unit being over capacity. He eventually made it to a combat batallion in Gaza, joined by his father, a 60 y/o succesful business man, who also volunteered for service.
Yonatan had worked with drones a bit in the past, and noticed his unit lacked a capacity thst could save lives. Despite being a low-ranking soldier, he managed to convince the unit commander, a colonel, to sit with him for 5 minutes. No small feat during a war.
This is Lt. Col. Yarden, a batallion commander currently fighting in Gaza.On 10/7 she woke up in her home in southern Israel to the sound of sirens and hid with her family, but then heard her base was under attack. She got in her car, picked up 4 of her soldiers on the way, and drove towards danger. On the way she realized terrorists are all over the roads. She called her husband and told him to take their 3 kids somewhere safe.
They arrived at the base, directing other soldiers along the way on what routes should be avoided because they are infested with terrorists. When they arrived, the force she led killed at least 10 Hamas terrorists.
The fighting that began in the morning lasted all day, until they eliminated the threat and evacuated the other soldiers.
In the meantime, dozens of her soliders (male and female) in the search and rescue unit decided to make their way independently to the southern town of Ofakim, where they began rescuing civilians.
Breaking news: The IDF has decided to stop it's fight against Hamas, because the city of Long Beach CA, where crime and homelesness have been rising at staggering rates, decided after a 6 hour meeting to vote for a ceasefire. There are many reasons to support this ceasefire, according to the speakers:
🔻Israel sex traffics children
🔻politians are puppets controlled by the Zionists
🔻Hamas are freedom fighters
🔻Black Jews are being forcible sterilized
🔻Israel controls the media
And many, many more!
Thank you @DrJoniLB for sponsoring this. You’re right -it’s historic.
Very proud of my friend and LBC resident @SaysCL who spoke up against the parade of ignorance and hate. Here’s a first draft of her remarks:
“ I just got off the phone with prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and he is shaking in his boots. He called an emergency war cabinet meeting to discuss the Long Beach City council ceasefire resolution. While I was on the phone with bibi i got a call waiting beep and it was Zelensky from Ukraine. He’s very upset that the Long Beach City council hasn’t made a public resolution about what’s going on in Ukraine but have commented on Gaza. Also, I was several minutes late to the meeting tonight because I tripped over 18 homeless people while trying to get into the building.”
Thank you to the two lone Long Beach council members who voted against this idiocy, KristinamDuggan and @DSupernaw.
Since us Zionists control the government, I may as well ask you to vote for them.