Thread by @PokerPolitics

While QAnon celebrates the 6th year delta/anniversary of QDrop 1, let's dig into that first week of QDrops to see what exactly what got these people so excited.

QDrops 1 and 2 are both ridiculous for what they claim will happen and for Q screwing up his story. In QDrop 1 Q claims Hillary's passport will be flagged on 10/30 and the National Guard is being called up to quell riots stepping from Hillary's arrest on 10/30.

Then in QDrop 2 he claims Hillary is already detained by law enforcement only 90 minutes after QDrop 1. Q couldn't keep his timeline straight cause he wanted to make the LARP exciting from the jump so he had to have Hillary arrested ASAP.

QDrop 3 paints the story of Robert Mueller, White Hat and that he was meeting with Trump to plan the Mueller investigation as a White Hat boomerang to crush the Deep State. This QDrop also contains the vital line "Many in our govt worship Satan."

This ties QAnon into the Illuminati. Now Q isn't just fighting Hillary, Obama, and Soros, he's fighting the Devil. This raises the stakes and makes Q's story fit in better with the Illuminati storyline that had been part of the Internet since it was created.

QDrops 3 and 4 also contain the proto-formulation of two of Q's most famous phrases. QDrop 3 has the line "POTUS has everything" which would eventually become "We have it all" and QDrop 4 has "Patriots are in control" which becomes "Patriots in control"

From the very start this was part of Q's appeal. That Trump and Q had the goods on their enemies and were about to crush them. QDrop 4 even ends with "Enjoy the show" indicating things are about to happen very soon and the bad guys are about to get what is coming to them.

After spinning his wheels a bit about "The truth about Haiti" Q sees that October 30th is about to come around and Hillary's not going to be indicted so it's time to leave. Q gives one last vague reference about Trump going to Asia and then says he's outta here, take care folks!

October 30th comes and goes with nothing happening and on October 31st Q comes back with a reboot. Now QTeam got Trump to run in 2016 and told him he'd get a fair shake. Q is taking credit for the Trump Presidency. Q is the reason Trump defeats his enemies all the time.

Then comes the big swing. We're crushing the Deep State on November 3rd. Q giving himself 3 whole days for the Big Payoff. Notice that at this point Putin is a baddie, that'll change real quick once Q finds out how his audience feels about Vladdy Daddy.

This isn't some vague prediction or something that was waiting for a 6 year delta. 10/31/17 was a Tuesday and Q was telling us that weekend the Deep State was being defeated.

QDrop 16 is nuts. We're arresting all the bad guys so that Trump can show he can get legislation passed. So the Farm Bill was being held up in committee but once Hillary gets indicted the Dems will let it go to the floor for a vote? Also Trump won't be impeached? LOL LMAO.

Here in QDrop 21 Q again states that everything's basically completed at this point and slapping the cuffs on the baddies is all that remains. Nothing here indicates we'd be waiting around for a 6 year delta.

Q is again hyping up November 3rd as the Big Payoff. We're already at November 1st at this point so it's 48 hours away from Podesta being indicted (And then Huma gets a 3 day head start for some reason.)

You'll also notice in QDrop 25 Q once again gets ready to leave.

"We all sincerely appreciate the work you do. Keep up the good fight. The flow of information is vital.
God bless."

Q is looking to ditch before nothing happens but then again decides to go back to LARP'ing.

QDrop 33 is Q's third and most serious goodbye. Again he knows nothing will happen and he's trying to land the dismount on his story before fading back into obscurity with all the other Anons that populated the Chanboards.

But then Q decides "I'm not leaving" and goes all in on the character. Now he finally names himself as "Q Clearance Patriot" and he plays all the greatest hits. Martial Law, Riots, EMS, "Swift Fury", it's happening!

Notice in QDrop 34 that Q decided to buy himself another 24 hours. He suddenly says Podesta's arrest is "Actionable 11.4" cause he is looking for any excuse to extend the LARP.

The Trump Administration is going to build "Q11" to allow Patriots to call in and report on Deep State agents in their town. This is 11/2 and Q says we're gonna get confirmations "Tomorrow"

Q promises us that The Tweet will be tweeted and they'll know that it's all happening. At this point Q's ditched so many times that I can't even count the "God bless" here as an attempted ditch, but maybe it is.

So how did it all end on 11/4? Q grabbed some Anon talking about MBS's power grab and took credit for it. "I was lying about America the whole time, but I had to so we could totally win in Saudi Arabia!" That's his excuse. "The dog ate my homework" would work on QAnon.

That's the whole story. Q promised Hillary would be arrested a couple days after he started posting. Then pivoted to mass arrests including John Podesta happening a few days after that and then admitted he was lying about everything, but he was lying for a good reason.

That good reason is that MBS is a White Hat and his rule over Saudi Arabia is a Good Thing. Q also spent a lot of the early QDrops saying Kim Jong-Un was a good guy. Dude loves dictators. This is the weak tea people have thrown their lives away for.

Playlist While Making This Thread
Goldfrapp "Strict Machine" and "Ooh La La"
The Killers "The Man"
Republica "Ready To Go"
Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Heads Will Roll"
Garbage "Only Happy When It Rains" and "Milk"
The Birthday Massacre "The Birthday Massacre"