I don’t even have it in me to snark. The plaintiff, Alice Bianco, was employed at the Trump National Gold Club as a server when her boss began sexually harassing her.
After learning that she wasn’t the only one, Alice joined in a complaint to management, and then hired an attorney.
Enter Alina Habba, Esquire, who worked her way into Alice’s confidence.
Habba lied to Alice, manipulating her into signing an NDA and pressuring her to drop her claim.
Habba drafted a severance agreement for Alice to sign and told her it was a great deal.
She told her it was tax free, and advised her that it would be a bad idea to tell anyone what had happened. She did not give Alice a copy of the agreement.
Of course, this was because Habba wasn’t working for Alice at all. She was working for Trump, protecting his reputation by illegally coercing Alice into silence.
And when I say illegal, I mean SUPER ILLEGAL.
And then, having gotten what she needed to get from her, Habba ghosted Alice, leaving her with unread text messages and an unexpected tax bill.
Alice isn’t asking for a windfall. She’s asking for the courts to enjoin her coerced and illegal settlement agreement, to refer Habba for bar discipline, and to order Habba to cover her attorney fees.
I am disgusted.
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LOL @CimphonyAI is definitely watching the thread -- where the text of the dark blue box below once read "AI law firm for startups," it now reads "Cimphony puts legal needs on auto-pilot," and what used to read "dedicated attorney and paralegal" now reads "dedicated team members"
So, hot on the heels of @DoNotPay being fined by the FTC and investigated by the state of California for the unauthorized practice of law, we have @CimphonyAI, which I'm sure is a completely different thing!
TOTALLY different thing, according to the CEO's post about it on LinkedIn! First of its kind! An AI law firm for startups!
At least they appear to have human lawyers, right? After all, they want you to think of it as "your own legal team."
“This reporter has been working on a story about me for two years. After two years of trying to get me to sit with him for an interview, he contacts LSU on Tuesday…”
She’s known this story is in the works for two years, and at no point does she say the questions are new.
“It was just an attempt to prevent me from commenting…”
She knows this story is coming, she knows what the story is about, she knew the answers to those questions. But she never says what the topic of the story is … while complaining that she is prevented from commenting.
It is kind of appalling how many people don’t realize that the Colorado District Court held an entire-ass five day trial on the disqualification issue. Much of the docket is even online! courts.state.co.us/Courts/County/…
So yes, I will obviously be talking about Elon’s dumbass lawsuit against Media Matters. Akiva and Mike have already done threads on Bluesky (hmu if you still need a way in) but I am gonna talk about it here.
But first, I want to talk about Up Goer Five. xkcd.com/1133/
Up Goer Five is an XKCD comic in which the author, Randall Munroe, describes the Saturn 5 rocket using only the thousand most commonly used words in the English language. Amusingly, “thousand” isn’t one of them, so he has to say “ten hundred.”
(He later expanded this concept into a book called Thing Explainer, which is amazing and which makes an outstanding gift for the precocious child on your holiday shopping list.) a.co/d/9XPkQv7
Holy crap I got so wound up in all the RICO and defamation and stealing classified documents that I forgot that Trump was in court for bank fraud too. Summary judgment today; looks like it went poorly for him. Let's talk about it.
to translate: TrumpCo tried to dismiss the complaint. Trial court said nope. TrumpCo appealed. Appellate court said "we're going to file off a couple rough edges and let Ivanka off the hook and THAT IS FUCKING ALL."