I don’t even have it in me to snark. The plaintiff, Alice Bianco, was employed at the Trump National Gold Club as a server when her boss began sexually harassing her.
After learning that she wasn’t the only one, Alice joined in a complaint to management, and then hired an attorney.
Enter Alina Habba, Esquire, who worked her way into Alice’s confidence.
Habba lied to Alice, manipulating her into signing an NDA and pressuring her to drop her claim.
Habba drafted a severance agreement for Alice to sign and told her it was a great deal.
She told her it was tax free, and advised her that it would be a bad idea to tell anyone what had happened. She did not give Alice a copy of the agreement.
Of course, this was because Habba wasn’t working for Alice at all. She was working for Trump, protecting his reputation by illegally coercing Alice into silence.
And when I say illegal, I mean SUPER ILLEGAL.
And then, having gotten what she needed to get from her, Habba ghosted Alice, leaving her with unread text messages and an unexpected tax bill.
Alice isn’t asking for a windfall. She’s asking for the courts to enjoin her coerced and illegal settlement agreement, to refer Habba for bar discipline, and to order Habba to cover her attorney fees.
I am disgusted.
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So yes, I will obviously be talking about Elon’s dumbass lawsuit against Media Matters. Akiva and Mike have already done threads on Bluesky (hmu if you still need a way in) but I am gonna talk about it here.
But first, I want to talk about Up Goer Five. xkcd.com/1133/
Up Goer Five is an XKCD comic in which the author, Randall Munroe, describes the Saturn 5 rocket using only the thousand most commonly used words in the English language. Amusingly, “thousand” isn’t one of them, so he has to say “ten hundred.”
(He later expanded this concept into a book called Thing Explainer, which is amazing and which makes an outstanding gift for the precocious child on your holiday shopping list.) a.co/d/9XPkQv7
Holy crap I got so wound up in all the RICO and defamation and stealing classified documents that I forgot that Trump was in court for bank fraud too. Summary judgment today; looks like it went poorly for him. Let's talk about it.
to translate: TrumpCo tried to dismiss the complaint. Trial court said nope. TrumpCo appealed. Appellate court said "we're going to file off a couple rough edges and let Ivanka off the hook and THAT IS FUCKING ALL."
This is an amazing thread, which you should read. It links to a long-form piece on the topic of lawyer training, which you should also read. But I also wanted to offer my perspective as a paralegal who graduated from an ABA-certified two-year-degree program.
“Lawyer” is a profession, and a discipline, but it’s also a job and a business, and if law school prepares its students poorly for the first two, it prepares them not at all for the second two. AFAICT, the ABA certifies paralegal programs in part to make up for the lack.
When I tell working lawyers, including folks who have been in practice for decades, about what my paralegal courses covered, they almost inevitably say “Fuck, I wish I had learned that in law school.”
Nick Rekieta of @RekietaLaw, a small law firm in Central Minnesota, is bad at personal jurisdiction.
Let me give a little background here. Nick's talking about Jamie @marchimark Marchi's motion to compel in the collection efforts against Vic Mignogna, who has been ordered to pay her $100k+ in legal fees as a result of filing a meritless defamation suit against her.
I am thrilled, although not a little surprised, to see the Fifth Circuit so explicitly recognizing the reality that online speech so frequently consists of high-context communications, and the importance of understanding and evaluating that speech within that context.
High-context language has been a thing since forever — Cockney rhyming slang is a good example — but in the era when nearly all human communication was done orally, it was almost always delivered and received in an environment where everyone understood the context.
We’re in an era now when a lot of human communication, including the ephemeral personal and community speech that establishes and nurtures interpersonal relationships, happens in text. And, well, text is forever.
But first, a little background. As we know, Vic filed the SLAPPiest of SLAPP suits against Funimation, Inc., Monica Rial, Ron Toye, and Jamie Marchi way back in April 2019. drive.google.com/file/d/1J8bhhk…