Thread by @MZHemingway

"Defendant spent this money on drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothing, and other items of a personal nature, in short, everything but his taxes."

I like that "women" and "adult entertainment" are SEPARATE expenses and that one is $683,212 and the other is $188,960. For a total of $872,172.

"Notably, in 2020, well after he had regained his sobriety, and when he finally filed his outstanding 2016, 2017, and 2018 Forms 1040, the Defendant did not direct any payments toward his tax liabilities for each of those years."

Not paying alimony by claiming you had to pay taxes but also not paying taxes. Genius.

Reminder that Hunter Biden is not a criminal attorney but Patrick Ho, the man Hunter described as the “[expletive deleted] spy chief of China," paid him a million dollars when he was arrested.

Joe Biden says Hunter is the "smartest man he knows." Also, now-sober Hunter described things to his accountants as business expenses that he excruciatingly detailed in his published book as "bacchanal" expenses.

Humble pro-tip: Do not accidentally give details about the tax fraud you've committed in your own memoir while you can still be charged with crimes.

👀👀Bold move, Cotton👀👀

Anywho, that was fun.