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Men share their saddest stories with humor 😂

Noticed how they didn’t talk about the lady ??

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Dec 18
Fun facts why Cyclists are bad for business and should be banned

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A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy
They don't buy cars and don't borrow money to buy. They don't pay for public transport nor pay for insurance policies neither.
They don't buy fuel, and don't need to pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs.
They don't pay taxes on the road or even pay for parking
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A while ago, I was chatting with a Female Colleague at work. She mentioned that she cooks EVERYDAY. Her family doesn’t eat stale food. She has 2 kids. A 10 year old boy and a 7year old girl.
I kept thinking about what she said for sometime as I became uncomfortable.
Honestly, I didn’t think that there were still women who cook EVERYDAY. In 2022!
So my brain went on overdrive.
I asked her: “Have you started teaching your son to work in the kitchen?”
She said: “No na. But my girl has started doing the dishes and helping when I’m cooking”
I asked her what her son does at home. She said he is always busy with his books and sometimes, in his room. “He likes machines”, she said excitedly.

I told her in clear terms that she was setting her son up to be a problem to his wife in future!
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Nov 25
Denying a man sex is a big issue. I have an ex wife who did that to me. She had lotta excuses mob and made it seem like sleeping with me was doing me a favor. I have a policy that when we have an issue, we solve it ,forgive each other and move on.However she used Image
to use sex as a weapon. When I thought we've solved the issue, she's always holding it back and any attempt to initiate sex was met by an excuse.I had legally married her n paid dowry so it seriously hurt. I got tired and swore to never ask for sex from her again. I never cheated
but kinda turned off that switch. At home, we had the normal family time and when it's bedtime I just slept. After one week without touching her she started asking why I never initiated sex. I told her she could initiate too and because of pride, she didn't. We used to talk
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Nov 22
A Thread of the funniest reactions from Fathers during child birth😂

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Nov 22
A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled.

He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered...
The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".
Everyone became interested.

"Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes...
so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep.

After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride...
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Nov 17
A thread of funniest home tool decorations ever seen😂🔥

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