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Here for fun 😊// THREADS✨ // HumuorPreneur✨ 😁//CONNOISSEUR OF MUSIC 🎶// https://t.co/hH6mwF71qG
Nov 5, 2024 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Angry husband confronts wife with a videotape of her wife and Equatorial Guinea minister Baltasar Engonga knacking 😳

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Nov 5, 2024 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Ladies show us your 🍒, let men pick the best..👇 Image
Aug 22, 2024 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Our grandfathers never told us about this part of slavery. Image Learn the secret massaging technique used by adult movie stars here👉
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Jun 15, 2024 • 15 tweets • 6 min read
Most interesting/funny moments at the AFCON 2024. Euros got nothing on Afcon😂

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Image ‘I wanna win your heart like my country did at Afcon’ 😂
Apr 16, 2024 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
The first photo was taken and posted on Instagram on 14.09.2019 and the second photo taken on 08.06.2021 at Norvic Hospital . It is the same person, former Miss World Nepal second Runners-Up Nisha Ghimire. Image Nisha was on top of her career in 2018 as a model and a top actress in Indian movies.She was just beginning to harvest the fruits of her dreams that she had pursued from childhood. Coming from a poor family, she had high hopes of lifting her family from poverty through her talent
Apr 15, 2024 • 15 tweets • 7 min read
Dad sends mom photoshopped pictures whenever she asks if their kids are OK. 😂😂😂

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Feb 20, 2024 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Fun facts why Cyclists are bad for business and should be banned

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They don't buy cars and don't borrow money to buy. They don't pay for public transport nor pay for insurance policies neither.
Feb 16, 2024 • 14 tweets • 10 min read
A Compilation of Xavier's funniest and savage replies 😂🔥

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Jan 3, 2024 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
MICROCHIMERISM: WHY VIRGINITY IS IMPORTANT.

CHECK THREAD 👇 Image The sperm is more than just a fluid, it is a container of genetic information. Meaning when a man ejaculates in a woman, he leaves behind DNA that is stored inside the woman and shared if she gets pregnant. If she aborts, more information is stored
Dec 29, 2023 • 5 tweets • 4 min read
A compilation of funniest home tool decorations ever seen😂🔥

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Dec 28, 2023 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
A Compilation of Surprising Shadows That Will Make You Look Twice😂

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Dec 27, 2023 • 13 tweets • 6 min read
Illustrations with deeper meanings.

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Dec 21, 2023 • 8 tweets • 4 min read
whatsapp memes are probably the most unintentionally funny thing in the world 😭

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Dec 19, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Men share their saddest stories with humor 😂

Noticed how they didn’t talk about the lady ??

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Dec 18, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Fun facts why Cyclists are bad for business and should be banned

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They don't buy cars and don't borrow money to buy. They don't pay for public transport nor pay for insurance policies neither.
Dec 12, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
A while ago, I was chatting with a Female Colleague at work. She mentioned that she cooks EVERYDAY. Her family doesn’t eat stale food. She has 2 kids. A 10 year old boy and a 7year old girl.
I kept thinking about what she said for sometime as I became uncomfortable. Honestly, I didn’t think that there were still women who cook EVERYDAY. In 2022!
So my brain went on overdrive.
I asked her: “Have you started teaching your son to work in the kitchen?”
She said: “No na. But my girl has started doing the dishes and helping when I’m cooking”
Nov 25, 2023 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Denying a man sex is a big issue. I have an ex wife who did that to me. She had lotta excuses mob and made it seem like sleeping with me was doing me a favor. I have a policy that when we have an issue, we solve it ,forgive each other and move on.However she used Image to use sex as a weapon. When I thought we've solved the issue, she's always holding it back and any attempt to initiate sex was met by an excuse.I had legally married her n paid dowry so it seriously hurt. I got tired and swore to never ask for sex from her again. I never cheated
Nov 22, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
A Thread of the funniest reactions from Fathers during child birth😂

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Nov 22, 2023 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled.

He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered... The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".
Everyone became interested.

"Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes...
Nov 17, 2023 • 5 tweets • 4 min read
A thread of funniest home tool decorations ever seen😂🔥

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Nov 8, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
In 2016, my 35 year old neighbour married a 46 year old single mother of a 6 yr old boy. They both worked in KNH. He then moved in (wife's house) with her. The wife had a piece of land in Nakuru, given to her by her late father but didn't reveal it to my neighbour And so she made a deal with her mother so that my uncle wouldn't know about the share and thus exploit him into purchasing the land worth 10M. He took a loan and paid the full amount then they built and furnished a house worth 3.5M.