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@zachsilberberg
Dec 28 • 12 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
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doctor who lore (1/🧵) the ninth doctor, sadly saying: "i fought in the time war and killed every member of my race and now im the last of my kind"
2/ the 10th doctor, kind of confusedly saying: "it turns out the time lords had a plan to escape the time war but i had to doom them back to death because they were evil"
3/ the 11th doctor just kind of shrugging and saying: "so it turns out the time lords werent actually killed in the time war they were just sent to a pocket universe by me and a bunch of versions of myself but then in order to get them out of the pocket universe i had to say my name or something but i ended up spending 900 years on trenzalore defending a town because the silence wanted me to not release the time lords because it would start a new time war but then i got new regenerations but gallifrey was lost" and in the corner the war doctor is saying "im here too"
4/ the 12th doctor stroking his chin and saying "but then the time lords locked me inside a thing for 4 billion years because of a prophecy but also they had escaped the pocket universe and they wanted to interrogate me about a hybrid but then i had to overthrow them because they were all being a bunch of cunts or something"
5/ the 13th doctor excitedly saying, in an enormous paragraph that takes up most of the image: "so actually it turned out that the master found the time lords and killed all of them in order to rule gallifrey because he found out about the secret origin of the species which turned out to be that i was an abandoned foundling from another universe called the “timeless child” and i had the ability to regenerate so i was experimented on by my adopted mother tecteun until the time lords were created using my genetics but then i also found out that i used to be part of something called “the div...
6/ the 14th doctor, kind of confused, raises his finger and says "i uh..."
7/ he puts his hand down and stares in sad silence
fin the 14th and 15th doctors are at a bar. the 14th doctor has his head in his hand, holding a pint. he says "its just so much fucking lore man" the 15th doctor, drinking an espresso martini, puts his hand on 14's shoulder. "its ok mate," he says, "its my problem now"
lets see if doctor who twitter even cares about this or if i need to keep these on tumblr where they belong
also 14 is drinking a pint but 15 is drinking an espresso martini (WITH coffee bean garnish!) because fuck you why not Image
ive now gotten 3 comments saying the ninth doctor looks like kendall roy. seems like you just need to hold space in your mind for christopher eccleston. plus this is how i draw kendall
last addition to this thread: if you recognize my art style and are a doctor who fan artist, this thread is for you:

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asked my friend what she was up to & she said “dogsitting.” i asked whose dog and she said her own. now we’re in a fight because i’m insisting that when you say youre dogsitting it implies someone else’s dog. she says you can say youre dogsitting your own dog. that’s crazy right?
youre not dogsitting! youre just hanging out with your dog!
she says the same applies to babies and babysitting. i say babysitting implies youre looking after someone else’s kid. i wouldnt say i’m babysitting if i’m at home with my own child
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so they gave dril the checkmark, but the checkmark goes away if you change your name, so dril just changed his name, but they gave him the checkmark again, so he changed his name again... this is the most looney tunes ass fight ive ever seen between a billionaire and a shitposter
rabbit season/duck season but with applying and removing the blue check
waiting to see when musk is gonna catch up with the newest name change Image
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told my boss i was going on a date next week. she asked if i was taking my date “to the halloween store.” i asked what she meant. she refused to elaborate.
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is this a euphemism? did she mean a literal halloween store? did she mean party city? should i take my date to party city? what did she mean
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Feb 19
joe biden has really messed up big time
unfortunately this image of joe biden ive created really resonates with me in a deep, sad way
i probably should have made it clearer in the tweet copy that this video is about joe biden buying a zoo, but i like the slow build to that reveal. he says he made a mistake and then just gradually tells us his thought process until, yup, he bought a zoo, and it sucks.
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Feb 17
i spent way too long on this
if you liked this please consider watching joe biden get skinamarinked
also dont get it twisted: AI art is bad. using AI tools to make stupid bullshit is ok
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Dec 23, 2022
not sure what to call this tactic of "i'm expressing the views of an imaginary bigot, but you can't get mad at me, because i'm only referencing the bigot who i just made up, not actually expressing my own opinions (wink)"
ah yes, you WOULD hate a bigot like that, wouldn't you? but i did not say anything bigoted, you see. they did. in my head. and doesnt that say a lot about society?
left out this part where another guy joined the thread. really intrigued by the concept that i'm in an echo chamber because im not engaging with imaginary antisemites?
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