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zach silberberg
@zachsilberberg
tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is next year
Dec 28, 2023 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
doctor who lore (1/🧵) the ninth doctor, sadly saying: "i fought in the time war and killed every member of my race and now im the last of my kind" 2/ the 10th doctor, kind of confusedly saying: "it turns out the time lords had a plan to escape the time war but i had to doom them back to death because they were evil"
Nov 20, 2023 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
asked my friend what she was up to & she said “dogsitting.” i asked whose dog and she said her own. now we’re in a fight because i’m insisting that when you say youre dogsitting it implies someone else’s dog. she says you can say youre dogsitting your own dog. that’s crazy right? youre not dogsitting! youre just hanging out with your dog!
Apr 22, 2023 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
so they gave dril the checkmark, but the checkmark goes away if you change your name, so dril just changed his name, but they gave him the checkmark again, so he changed his name again... this is the most looney tunes ass fight ive ever seen between a billionaire and a shitposter rabbit season/duck season but with applying and removing the blue check
Mar 8, 2023 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
told my boss i was going on a date next week. she asked if i was taking my date “to the halloween store.” i asked what she meant. she refused to elaborate. i asked if she meant spirit halloween, which is not open in march. she did not answer
Feb 19, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
joe biden has really messed up big time unfortunately this image of joe biden ive created really resonates with me in a deep, sad way
Feb 17, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
i spent way too long on this if you liked this please consider watching joe biden get skinamarinked
Dec 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
not sure what to call this tactic of "i'm expressing the views of an imaginary bigot, but you can't get mad at me, because i'm only referencing the bigot who i just made up, not actually expressing my own opinions (wink)" ah yes, you WOULD hate a bigot like that, wouldn't you? but i did not say anything bigoted, you see. they did. in my head. and doesnt that say a lot about society?
Dec 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
hey remember when facebook inflated video view analytics so a lot of companies pivoted to facebook video and then saw no return on investment and lost a ton of money? anyway looove this new twitter view feature seems like most promoted tweets wont show you the views! interesting! i wonder if its because seeing how little engagement an advertisement gets might disincentivize advertisers? 🤔
Dec 23, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
i still don’t understand how grooves in a record create sound and at this point i dont think i ever will you can explain it over and over but i will never understand. it is like witchcraft to me
Dec 22, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
what the fuck are these new features nothing more harrowing than watching that last number tick up one by one
Nov 14, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
apparently they didnt turn off 2-factor authentication but they DID turn off the service that sends you the 2-factor authentication code. so if you log out and try to log in with an authentication code you simply wont receive one. lol. lmao
Jul 25, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
no way. no fucking way YOOOOO
Apr 23, 2022 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
netflix disabling screenshots was one of the worst decisions its ever made. there used to be jokes about how people making memes out of screenshots was doing more press for netflix shows than netflix actually was. and they were right! i had originally written a whole thread but it turns out you can just do this so hell yeah
Dec 3, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
me to my dick when i get a “u up 👀” text 2 seconds after ive just finished jacking off my dad and my boss follow me on twitter
Dec 3, 2021 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
logan roy (getting ratatouilled): a rat! a fucking rat! yanking my hair like a two dollar handjob! it cooks? i don’t care if it cooks! it could be a three-star michelin fucking rodent – who gives a shit? i want that little rat fuck in a glue trap! i want it fucking dead! the prequel
Aug 1, 2021 • 8 tweets • 1 min read
yall wanna talk about generational divides? i dont know anyone under 40 who separates laundry into lights and darks wash em all on cold, baybee!!