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For those who didn't know Maria Katasonova. 💁‍♂️
Get ready - it's gonna be funny. 👇🧵 Image
- The victory will be ours, And if we lose, we will destroy the world.

✍️ Maria Katasonova says.

I suspect it was recorded ~2014-2015. (all sources below)

What happened on the frontline between russia and Ukraine back then, so they had to play "nukes card"? For whom? 🃏🤔
She was staging fake clumsy videos about "Donbas bombings" for russian propahanda and was promising to "freeze banderas to death" trough "gas holodomor".

Words play: "холодомор" famine trough cold, or gas holodomor.


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Oh, look who's hanging out with Marine Le Pen here.
What a lovely couple.🙃 Image
Employee of the Year!

Katasonova has spent months running a campaign backing Trump, staging protests outside the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, and holding placards labeling H. Clinton as war and Agent Orange as peace.

The watch party was also organized by Maria Katasonova as well 🤷‍♂️


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Remember - for russia, everything is just a tool that can be used against you: good, bad, democracy, truth, lie, war, peace, freedom, life, death, air, wealth, poverty, feelings, justice, crime, fear, bravery, silence, noise, order, chaos, you, me.

We fight against pure evil. Image
Apparently, she was in touch with Kremlin mold an all levels.

She was the assistant of the Deputy of the State Duma ᵣussia - Yevgeny Alexeyevich Fedorov, a member of the "United ᵣussia" party and known antisemite. Also a member of the National Liberation Movement.

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An active member of the Rodina Party and friend of Penis Dushilin (or Pushilin, or whatever) - some important russian dude on the occupied territory of Ukraine.

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She can't be that bad, right?

She seems against all the bad things... against abortions, oral sex, some movies, Macron, democracy, and VERY against the US...

But she applied for a Green Card anyway.


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She seems in good relations with Graham W Phillips, a "UK journalist".

You know... when you get arrested - your friends are those who stay with you no matter what. 🥰
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A cozy family meeting with Marion Maréchal-Le Pen and Jean Louis Marie Le Pen.

I'm sorry... I don't know where to add a "-" dash in French names correctly... doing my best. 😅
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Thierry Mariani on "The Night of Elections 2018" party with Maria Katasonova.

Any idea what that party was about?
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1 - "Maria Katasonova avec Aymeric Chauprade (ex-FN), ami de Pierre Malinowski avec qui il a fait Air Cocaïne" ...or whatever.

2 - Pierre Malinowski is an ex-French Army corporal and ex-parliamentary assistant. To the EU Parliament

What is the deal with "Air Cocaïne" anyway?🤔
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Marion Maréchal-Le Pen again! 🙃 Image
This is Konstantin Rykov - a deputy, producer, and member of the "United ᵣussia" and "ᵣussian Party of Freedom and Justice" parties. They were running some "2024" YT show.

Rykov is also a French tax resident and happy owner of a 2-million Euro house on the French Riviera. 🙃 Image
Yes, she said "Goida".
Because "she is for peace".

Welcome to Orwell's 1984. This is ᵣussia.
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Make no mistake, kids. Every single propagandist will find their fate one way or another.

Every. Single. One. Image
Little bonus here. The narrative & actions of Russia across the world come together.

Behold: the textbook for the ᵣussian MoD Academy. 💁‍♂️

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Let's be honest—you didn't watch the full committee meeting on April 9th, 2024, because the video is three hours long. Did Bloomberg watch it?

Mr. Lloyd J. Austin repeatedly stressed how vital Ukraine's victory is. Here is "that" cut from 01:22:00.

Following? 👇 Link below.
Always follow the source before making conclusions. Tabloids may cherrypick words to attract more attention. Delivering relevant news is not their main goal.

Intentionally or not, this article will bleed back to Ukraine, and ᵣussia will weaponize it.

armed-services.senate.gov/hearings/to-re…
Pay attention to how many times Mr. Cotton mentions "Biden's Administration... Biden's Administration... Biden's Administration..." just to finish after Mr. Lloyd: "They only think about oil prices".

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Mar 20
I was watching videos like this in early 2022. This exact missile didn't kill me back then. But it killed someone else in Kharkiv.

They were happy. They were dancing.

Do you remember what "diffusion" means? 🧵
When you oversaturate a peaceful neighboring country with war, death, and suffering - diffusion is unavoidable. Atoms slick between atoms and get on the other side. You can't prevent it, no matter how hard the wall.

The war is slowly diffusing back to ᵣussia. 😐

Now there are angry russians who fight against stupid ones. And even though Russian Rebels are outnumbered by Z fascists - they still fight efficiently and with passion.

Probably, they also want their land back. 🤷‍♂️



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Jan 29
1997 Alexander Dugin's "Foundations of Geopolitics" is a handbook in the ᵣussian military academy.

Has anybody tried to actually read this garbage? It actually explains a lot about ᵣussia.

I'm not reading, just cherry-picking. 🫠 Image
We know what a "special military operation" is already. Now we know that it wasn't Putin's invention.

But what is "The Fundamental principle of the Common Enemy"? Image
Let's play "Find Your Country", shall we? 💁‍♂️
Okay, Europe, here is the plan: Image
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Dec 16, 2023
As of 16 Dec 2023 - 343,890 russian soldiers were eliminated in Ukraine.

Assuming the average russian soldier is:
~ 70 kg weight;
~ 1.76 m tall;
~ 0.0771 m³ body volume;

🧮🧵 Shall we do the math thread?

#FunFact #FunFactFriday #NAFO #Maths Image
Total Mass of eliminated Muscovites:
343,890 * 70 kg ≈ 24,072,300 kg

Total Volume:
343,890 * 0.0771 m³ ≈ 26,514 m³

As a Solid Cube:
∛26,514 m³ ≈ 29.82 m (length per cube side)

Spherical eliminated Muscovites in a vacuum:
∛(3 * 26,514 m³ / 4π) ≈ 18.50 m.
Standrd train cargo vagon is about 60 m³:
26,514 m³ / 60 ≈ 442 Vagons. (if perfectly compressed)

Ironically, The Criminal Code of Ukraine has "Article 442", which describes Genocide.
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Today, we are going to talk about your mental health weaknesses, Fella. Yes, you have many. And ₖremlin's troll farms know it.

I know this topic was discussed and reviewed from thousands of angles. But because of smooth brains, it mostly slides off.

So let's try again... 💁‍♂️🧵 Image
So first, I'll quote a part of my old post to soften your brain and squeeze a little hole there. To prepare a place, sort of speak. 🧠

It could hurt a little, but remember:

- Awareness and Understanding are essential. Image
It is all about ᵣussophobic memes, right? Funny, silly cartoon dogs, Internet trolls, CIA bots, and so on?🤷‍♂️

Right?..

Fellas, how many of you have this ~10-20Gb folder with photos and videos called "War Crimes"?..

How many of you can tell what happened there, where, and how many civilians and kids died simply by looking at the piece of thumbnail?

How many of you watched and re-uploaded those videos and photos over hundreds of threads, arguing in miles-long threads with Prigozhin's bots, useful idiots, and stupid tankies?

How many of you couldn't sleep at night, unable to understand how people could be so mentally dead to be the ₖremlin's mouth and cursor for money?

How many of you are watching Ukrainian drones dropping bombs on ᵣussian soldiers just to calm down a bit. And the next second, make Shark memes and save funny pictures, sending hugs & kisses emoji, just like normal people do?

How many of you then go and hug your cats, dogs, and loved ones "for no reason"; but in reality - to ensure you're still able to feel?

How many of you were joined or running fundraising, and then it turns out that the fella you were fundraising for can't receive it anymore. Ever.

How many of you anyway do it day and night because "this is the right thing to do"?

Fellas,

You are carrying things in your heads and hearts that normal people are not supposed to carry. Things that make normal people turn away and close their eyes.

But your eyes open.

Yeah...
Damn, those smooth brains. Where am I?

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Disturbing news from the Belgorod People's Republic.
I'll try to brighten everything I can in a single thread.
With subs, but late, as usual.🤏🧵

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Early morning (yes, 08:00 is early morning for me) published a video announcement on their Telegram channel:

"We are going to liberate all of Russia, from Belgorod to Vladivostok, to raise the white flag of freedom in Moscow." ✊

- Freedom of Russia Legion
At about the same time, RVC also published a video:

"Well, friends, the fighters of the Russian volunteer corps are fighting again on the territory of the Russian Federation." 💁‍♂️

- Russian Volunteer Corp
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